>over a decade ago now around the time skyrim came out
>super excited, loved morrowind on the xbox and later oblivion on the PC
>dad takes me to gamestop
>pick up skyrim
>get home
>open box
>it's just a slip of paper with a steam code
>steam? what the fuck is steam? i don't want that faggot shit i want to put a CD in
and life only got gayer and more aggravating from there