>>150215881
>can only feel like a bigger man by moralfagging and abusing his baby brother while crying that his master, Cartman-sama, calls him a mean name
>his superhero name, the Human Kite, can be easily changed into that mean name, being a reminder that he will always be Cartman-sama's inferior
>literally almost died of butthurt because Cartman-sama was doing good in life
>got oneshotted by the most hated kid in school, Pip (don't even try to chain scale this with the fact Pip's dodgeball throws could knock out an entire team of near superhuman chinese dodgeball players at once because I'm already one step ahead of you Kylefags)
>never made it past a single date with any girl unlike the rest of his friends
>an actual cuck because his first girlfriend became a slut that made out with Butters and Pip then slapped TVLLkien's ass, his second girlfriend was rightfully united with TVLLkien by Cartman-sama after Kyle's many failed attempts to colonize her, his third girlfriend was an invasive ad that was cucking him with Jimmy before PCHAD Principal killed her, and his fourth girlfriend was actually Cartman-sama's, leading to him getting so humbled by Cartman-sama in the end that he never tried embarrassing himself by trying to get women again
>forgot Cartman-sama was a mastermind and thought he could get away with making fun of him for getting AIDS
>his best friend is now best friends with TVLLkien instead
>even though his master, Cartman-sama, is always relevant, he has to beg for mere crumbs of screentime these days
KEKylefags... we are bigger jobbers than Gohan.