>>212381451
I met Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune at a comedy show a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Jet looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Jet you found another goofball?", "Yeah Sam, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Jet jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Sam jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Jet undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Jet just kept pushing her head down. Jet looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Jet then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Sam who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Sam's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
