Thread 211604919

Pokemon edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jin says he was ENCOURAGED to be a pervert and they "fed him lines" about it
-- Jin believes he was kicked for mentioning Jet's /r9k/ usage, and "talking shit about production"
-- Ellie and Angelina stole Rachel's fishbucks
-- Seth has replaced Jin and is NOT a freeloader, Jet said he's elligible to win the FULL $8,000!
-- Direnc won $200 for giving Seth a panic attack
-- Ellie said she "wants to get cucked" and she hates Hasan and Destiny
-- Aryeh was involved with the Proud Boys years ago and he's afraid of being cancelled
-- Rachel is acting very raped

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PINKIE DAVIS ARRIVES IN 2 HOURS

bring her back

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queen of /ftl/

jet deserves to suffer

They need to start inviting homeless people

>production told me to ask you questions
not this shit again

If you woke up and you were Jet Neptune, what would you do to save the season?

send him in

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT CARTOONS. GAS THIS FUCKIGN JEW

how old is seth?

Did seth fuck yet? I haven't been watching

big personalities

>>211604966
she was a real nigga

have u ever heard of killdozer

>people whining about "production told me"
okay that's valid but in this particular case she was literally handed a piece of paper with questions on it like how would you make that make sense?

Why did they replace the funny Asian perv with this boring do nothing chud?

>>211604992
25 or some shit idk who fucking cares

>>211604988
by giving my job to Nathan fielder

>check in on the tank
>everyone sitting around doing nothing
>two of them go upstairs
>>production told me
Oh yeah. S2bros... we are SO fucking back

>>211604976
BWC

holy fuck seth is boring

king of ftl

daniel simping so hard for angie

>>211604988
douse myself in gasoline and light a match

can't even be bothered to ritual post anymore
extreme peace airing during this shit season is a bad omen. goodluck wiggers

so excited to not watch Fishtank and post Jet hate

>>211604972
White guys are nerds or autists

bitchtank/powtank mogs

>>211604988
bring back jeff then kill myself

>deer meat

it's called venison nigga

Seth based BWC

>>211604966
is that a pecker

When was the last time you laughed at this comedy show (not the threads)?

>>211605009
my self insert

It's gonna get really scary in the house when Sam takes out his frustration on the fishes when he sees the poor reception to Extreme Peace

It’s a dead show

WOOOO SAMMY IN THE HOUSE

Bring in a roided-up musclegirl to match Drench's energy in action.

>>211604988
scott sullivan mma

>Sam’s already here
Grim

What song did Seth say?

fart lol

Seth has no aura

>>211605009
He's the safe production pick, he wont rock the boat.

>>211605076
Lol 100% going to happen

make the call Sammy

>>211605030
I wouldn't even care if he'd actually do something and would stop being desperate for TTS approval

Fishtank went to shit because they brought Alex B’s wife on and that pissed off the ghost of Michael Lee Bernard. Wiggers need to bring Alex B on and apologize or the curse will continue indefinite, no amount of “twists” will save them.

>>211604989
Literally why would he associate with MDE garbage he's leagues ahead.

>>211605081
...

Sam's in the house, time for the show to immediately tank!

>>211605081
Grim

>>211605024
is he charls brother?

>>211605076
At this point a full on Sam crashout is the only content we can look forward to

>>211605076
I hope he rages out and the show implodes and ends early. They're too high on their own supply, this shit is retarded and the hubris is too much

>HEHEHEHE
>HAHAHAHAHA
why is Sam's laugh so funny?

>>211605023
That's fair

>>211605053
bitchtank was really good compared to s3

this sucks

woo sam is here to sit around and look miserable!

RESPECT ME BUT ALSO BE SILLY WITH ME

I had a feeling that the only things I’d be interested in in the future were another bloodgames or another run at famous house, but now I don’t want to watch either. The main audience that would even care about bloodgames is exactly who is getting burned by this. Okay you raise the money for future efforts but who cares if no one is even watching?

>>211604990
I would 100% watch a podcast series of Aryeh and Ellie talking movies and tv. Actually I'd rather watch that than whatever this is.

>>211604988
Pay Jon 15k to show up, Pay Alex 15k to show up, Pay Letty 15k to show up, Pay Burt 15k to show up. Cole can't come back, Jet will really OD this time.

Sam has no pop

sam is hadrian belove posting

>>211604988
Goon ellie

>>211605009
they expected all the male contestants to be spineless validation seekers so he's just a spare tire

>>211605076
Nice hair

>day fucking 4
>Sam already just talking with the fish and already done with the show
LMAO

Since this season started I've been nutting to asians twice a day.

no pop sam

>>211605152
This is the last main season so make the most of it

hey guys sam hyde of mde here, dressed as the character jason goldstriker from fishtank

>>211605067
When Jin 4d chess'd everybody with the panties

HADRIAN BELOVE MENTIONED

>"HACK BLASTARD JOHNNY NEPTUNE CIARA HORAN MARKY THOMPSON BIG PURPLE EDDIE NINA ORANGY"
bros, did he go too far?

how are we at the Sam sits around with the fish stage already

>>211605135
yea for him to be 6'4 and full of TRT his laugh is unironically gay and retarded

who is making that clicking noise and can someone cut their hands off please

HAHAHA SAM IS HERE. WHAT FUNNY STUFF WILL HE DO??

>>211605170
You can tell he's more into World Peace 2 than this shit. Maybe he'll get more invested in a few days when the WP2 stuff dies down.

It's honestly really sad that I went from anticipating when Sam would arrive at the house in S1 to actively hoping he never shows up and dreading when he's at the house by S4.

>>211605053
Bitchtank is only great because it finally gave us evidence that jet only brings women in to fuck them

Sam is thinking about FRED HYDE.

>still doing elimination challenges
fun

JET NEPTUNE POSTED HIS PENIS ON R9K AND ALL THE FEMANONS MADE FUN OF HOW UGLY IT WAS

sam on babysitting duty when he's rather be out there creating hapas

>elimination challenge
this show sucks

>rachel immunity
lmao

>>211605082
name?

>elimination challenge right after losing someone
they never learn

hey guys i used to date Ellie, she's a virgin because she kept bringing in other small asian girls to fuck while she watched from the corner, very strange girl!

>>211605187
shoulda got a skill, nigga

S4 back to back with bg2 was a terrible idea

>>211605044
ricecel melty

>Jason Goldstriker!!
>Judge Jebediah!
>Jason Goldstriker!!!
>Sam Hyde in a suit sauntering around
S4 is grim.

why the FUCK are they doing an elimination challenge

>>211605198
they are releasing an ep every week the next 6 weeks

>>211605210
Get my dick out of your ear, man

>>211605193
Mope about his fellow jews getting yeeted

Why are they eliminating people that’s the last thing they need to do right now lmao

How do we legally destroy fishtank real question?

KICK RACIAL NOOW

>>211605152
Giving up on trying to do anything conceptual with the show was their worst idea yet. Who wants to watch this? S1 was fun because it was a new thing but in hindsight it was a threadbare proof of concept, going back to that level of effort is just pissing people off and further entrenching the negative opinion a lot of viewers have of the wiggers

>>211605187
incredible

BUY ELLIE NOW!

They're just gonna cancel the elimination after the fact. This is just an attempt to raise tension on a pretty dull day.

There will be no elimination. Unless someone drinks the Elimination Beer

>>211605220
well they replaced him tbf but yeah eliminations in general are stupid

Sam talks about the machinations of the show (fake or not) to the fish more than he attempts to host the show

I don't think I've ever tapped out of this show so quickly. Usually I keep a tab open for the first few weeks because there's always some good stuff happening. It's only day 5 and I'm already ignoring the show completely and just monitoring the threads for signs of life.

>>211605237
Because whatever twist is planned doesn't require very many of them. It will probably fall flat and not work regardless.

>>211605228
Jin ask him what to call Sam, and Sam responded back to him “call me Jason retard”.
why is sam so bitchy this season?

>>211605210
The mental illness required to voluntarily post your penis on an image board must be pretty severe. Jet is a seriously fucked up freak

who pissed in this faggot's cheerios

I thought the reason they waited 24 hours before kicking Jin was because they would instantly replace him and make it seem like it was always planned. But truly it was to just wait for daddy Sam to enforce it.
I thought Sam got mad at them last night and told them they weren’t funny and he didn’t care about them because the show was about to twist into something else. But truly it was just because he was mad and now has to pretend like nothing even happened.

>>211605210
even worse, he sent it to an e-girl and she posted it.

>>211605185
>CIARA HORAN
>BIG PURPLE

I know the others but what are these 2 specific lores

>whoever we arbitrarily decide has immunity will have immunity
Yep. It's Fishtank.

>>211605237
Because the entire fanbase is losing interest so they need to do something

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED
THERE WAS CONTENT
AND THEN THERE WASN'T
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

Fucking finally Sam shits on the hog

Kek Deneric is based

everyone missed drench saying she would fuck her dad for free

>>211605210
I heard daddy and son Neptune accidentally groomed a teen girl into suicide on r9k. Is this true?

END IT
FUCKING END IT AND START THE REAL SEASON YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS

>>211605261
>He thinks there’s an actual twist
The twist is it’s a dead show

ELIMINATION CHALLENGE

>1k viewers leave when sam is on camera
it really is over isnt it

Jet Neptune dies TONIGHT

Seth is going home. Bye bye!

sam can't even pretend to care

kek Drench just asked Seth a bunch of questions under the pretext that production asked her to do it but she lied and just did it to interrogate him kek

ANGIE
GET NAKED OR GO HOME

>>211605185
No he went too far when he mentioned don jolly

qrd on Jet's cope
Jin bless

>Elimination on Day 5
>Rachel Immunity, she's in final 2

Fuck these wiggers

SAM IS GETTING KICKED

We need to go all in on Ellie just to spite the wiggers

>aryeh's secret idea was dumping water on sam's head
kek that would've been great but sam's a pussy

Ellie is gone tonight bros


it was a good ride

>>211605303
>Jet Ne-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>211604974
nice pussy

>>211605300
You love to see it

drench is pretty funny

SAM IS GETTING ELIMINATED

>>211605304
I honestly hope they get Mizzy as a freeloader.

She'd probably play it up too much, but damn it, she's such a likable bimbo

uh ohh aryeh disrespecting production
looks like you bought yourself a downstairs confessional

>>211605280
Yeah, she acted like she got one over of seth for some reason lol

jet, i know i've given you and the wiggers a lot of shit in past seasons, but this is legit inexcusable
just fucking terrible season

being in sam hyde's life in any way has to be insanely exhausting

racial immunity

Hate this faggot

>>211605322
would have been real kino

Trotsky and Mussolini linked up!
need it or keep it?

Aryeh shouldve done it

they seriously couldn't wait a day to rig jin out and not look like complete fucking pussies over the r9k thing?

>>211605310
jimmy is a loser faggot

Sam can you like... can you go do something to get people doing shit... no ones doing anything.. I think daniel's scared for some reason... can we just send someone home and replace them with my cousin?

>>211605320
she's a daliban secret agent sent to assassinate Sam

Thank god they're kicking someone! All 8 of these contestants were just too much content to keep up with!

>>211605310
SOVL

don't care about Jin's replacement, not watching

Rachel isn’t even a villain that’s fun to hate

>>211605317
She's basically a freeloader obviously

>>211605269
First one is some r9k girl that killed herself (only know of her cause there was a mentally ill guy on iFunny who was obsessed with her too), not sure about second one I think it’s some obscure joke about Sam’s dildo

>>211605310
this single clip is better than the entirety of S4 so far

>>211605337
jon looked better when he was skinny (no homo)

She keeps going on about how fucking poor she is and now all of a sudden she can make as much monet as she wants at home
She is so bad at lying

if the elimination is anybody except seth or rachel the season is extra over

Seth getting kicked tonight would be funny

>>211605337
Da weak shouwd feaw da stwong

>>211605076
good point, even if you like it post some negativity

You might not want to hear this but Rachel is the Jon/Alex B of S4

>>211605350
That’s prigozhin

>>211605354
That's how big of a bitch Jet is

>>211605371
She was 15 and living with Jet before she did it
Johnny supplied her with drugs

Sam forgot freddy exists and didnt even tell him about the immunity

>>211605339
Sybau

SAM WASN'T KICKED! HE LEFT! WE DON'T WANT HIM BACK!

>rachel bitching about the fact she will have to try in the final 2
kek does she want a free guaranteed win or what

kek I recommend watching Dirench interrogating Seth

aryeh was based for that but sam couldn't let himself be mogged I guess

We didn't know how good we had it with Alex B, Burt, Connor, Jobe, even Simbal, jesus christ these people are retarded. We should only have contestants over 30 years old, so they have some confidence and foundation as a person. These people are empty husks.

>>211605053
Claire mogged Jet's butthole

Ben had to come RESCUE Sam LOL

where did Dr Crazium go? did he leave already?

i fell asleep while eating oreos
how much did i miss? when did sam come in?

Remember how much fun Sam had with the fish in S3?
Even post reveal
>im part native american, I can say it
>the flirting with mizzy
>talks with Alex
this season is so fucking souless and Sam really doesnt give a shit. He really doesnt like anyone there

>>211605384
It actually would be lol

Daniel is IN?!

I hate these faggots now, I'm bored of them, they can die

>i don't need to be here I have money!
>i need to be here because i need the money
ok yeah, rachel is retarded

>>211605339
not bad

blue collar r9k bangers

>you do?
Jesus Christ daniel

>>211605390
kek

>>211605384
I want him to stay until the end and also fuck Ellie to enrage all the simps here

speed run Hell House and get a new cast and repeat until they stumble onto something watchable

I actually like everybody except for Rachel. Don’t have enough time yet with Seth. Doing an actual elimination would be so fucking dumb but it’s par for the course with these retarded wiggers.

>hog STILL doesn't know anyone's names
she's actually brain damaged yeah? did she get on because her and jet have the same xanax plug?

>>211605398
thats maaad kino bro! holy peakino! glad he's not just another cole desu

>I wanna be your filipina queen
>YOU DO?
daniel is such a simp lol

>>211605394
lmao he doest not give a fuck

How many seasons until they realize they should only cast girls who are ugly or have severe mental illnesses

>I wanna be your philipina queen
Angie to Daniel just now
what the fuck is wrong with her

>>211605371
most of what people say about sam is true but i'm not convinced that big purple is anything other than a meme created out of thin air
why would we know sam hyde's nickname for a dildo he uses if he uses dildos

hubba

Nudity or elimination.

i like how drench doesn't wear a bra anymore

>>211605398
I recommend not watching a dead show

>>211605400
>Burt
>Jobe

lol fuck no you normie faggot

>>211605398
What happened? Just found out his dog died and he listens to faggy music

>>211605371
Didnt that bitch have the same exact plushie as Josie's queso?

>>211605397
yes, that's what she's been doing the whole time

>>211605422
need an episode of dust bangaz where sam beats the shit out of jet

>Sam making sure he doesn’t sit on Ellie’s bed
lol

>>211605406
Claire didn’t quite dodge the wigger dick bullet but she survived and lives to see another day.

>>211605398
kek based direnc is making mad kino on this based redpilled season everyone should tune in

I don't think areyey is getting his stowx up

>>211605433
Her face looks like she’s getting fucked

>>211605406
Rimmed his butthole bro tounge in his shithole disgusting.

Seth eliminated and replaced with Jin

how much is a lot of money to you?

Dan isn't winning with that

It's always funny hearing Sam interrogate the fish about money

>celebrity crushes
ruin her shit for stox

how much is a lot of money to you, /tv/?

Jet I have an idea for a challenge
Have all the girls fart on the camera
Whoever makes me cum wins

Sam trying to figure out how little they can pay when they say that everyone ate the elimination candy and shut the show down early

I feel like they’re all scared of Sam

SAM NEEDY CANDY

>>211605451
Jin thought her nipples got erect for him but they’re just always like that

B U Y
A N G I E
S T O C K

What is a word for grimmer than grim?

>>211605411
High school drama class tier lame.

that was sick

LMAO KEK direnc is making some based fucking kino bombs on the beef bell right now

>>211605492
like 3 50?

>>211605496
$10,000

How are so many people so poor?
I just don't get it.
Life isn't that hard.

>>211605496
20k, in the way that It would help

>>211605433
stupid sexy sloth

where's all the candy in this joint?

fishtank is funnier now, I'm glad they kicked that pervert! [for the ftl thread,]

>aussie chick talking about asses
>nipples are hard

>>211605492
50k would be pretty rad desu
8k is less than what I have in metals

>>211605494
well he's a money hungry jew, what else is he going to talk about?

>no Jin story today, just the live from earlier
>elim challenge with new fish based on stox
Jin's coming back screencap this

>>211605243
rachel has immunity all the way until the final 2

I lost all my fishtank images

Jason Baldstriker showed up

heath bars are delicious

>>211605503
Freddy is chill with him and just called him buddy

>>211605511
apocalyptic

>>211605496
30k

>>211605510
Nudity or elimination, Angie.

>>211605506
this cast is too autistic for Sam

>>211605510
sold all mine for a good profit, need plenty of TTS sheckles to try to markypost with

>>211605451
She's perked up and perc'd up

>Angie
>Cute as a button
>Puts her all into every challenge, tries to cause trouble in the house, tons of energy
>Almost dead last in stocks
Make it make sense

you guys watching direnc right now? she's being so trad and kino right now only on Fishtank.Live

CANDY CANDY CANDY
REMEMBER WHEN SEASON THREE WAS GOOD??

>>211605339
Aryan is sloth he sleeps 16 hours a day
Ellie is sinless

>>211605525
Bro these are MDE fans who are willing to commit career suicide by going on fishtank for barely any financial gain

it's time... to ask angie to build a table...

>>211605496
For random spending?
>$10,000
For 'life changing' money
>$100,000, though I wouldn't degrade myself for it

>>211605496
10k isn't life changing but it's where I'd draw the line at "a lot"

I want to smell Ellie's feet.

>>211604989
Sam wishes

>>211605564
chipmunk wife

ugly BLACK woman

>sam clearly hinting that whoever has the most candy wins the challenge
>nobody gets it

>>211605561
:(

>>211605511
grimothy

DID YOU SEE WICKED?

>>211605496
100,000 usd

>>211605496
$10k+ is a serious amount but $50k+ is what I would consider to be a lot.

of course the autistic guy thinks everyone's seen the original wizard of oz

Ella mogs

>>211605496
That's relative.
Low end of "a lot of money" is 1k. High end would be 100k. How much I would want? Considering I'm trying to buy a car, probably 15 to 20k

>>211604985
Based

i have $1,694.23 in my bank account

>>211605586
Hydian

>>211605525
No one is poor in this country. People are either good with money, or bad with money. Those who are bad with it spend all of it on shit they want instead of savings. For those people, it doesn't matter if they make 40k or 300k a year. They'll always be broke.

>>211605496
$15 million

>>211605561
her only value is dying on camera

>>211605561
everyone whos not a total braindead gooner hates her guts for fangirling

>>211605544
its the only way that they can save this shit show.

>>211605586
angie did

Drench will protec ellie. Im thinking they just send seth home cuz fuck it dood

>>211605561
1) Shes laying it on too thick
2) She has a boyfriend and a very disgusting overinvested simp

>>211605561
she acts like a 12 year old for attention and everyone sees through it

>>211605597
basically everybody has it's like THE movie

get this sam, a black woman yelling.

god bless you arye and your autistic musical obsession

>>211605105
payton?

I wonder if Sam is thinking he's his own worst enemy when Aryeh said that

Is that another reused bit from our washed producers I’m hearing? Dead show.

>>211605608
Interesting. Never thought about it that way.

>>211605603
send me 20 dollars

>>211605603
what's the interest

wtf seth is dry heaving in the hallway?

>>211605594
i dated a girl way too into musicals in high school and hearing a fat, bald jew talk about the same shit she yapped to me about is inducing PTSD

I have $35k in my bank account and $50k in retirement funds I am 30

>>211605586
angie is going around collecting candy right now

10k is life changing money.
just easily 10x it into 100k and then 10x that into 1 mil.

they're really worried about the stocks stuff

>>211605496
i would just say whatever number is the highest i think the person asking would shell out
for sam hyde the answer is 10K

>>211605603
Can you Venmo me $20 I am in dire straits

>>211605492
>>211605496
100k

>>211605561
>Direnc
>Cute
>Is a cool person, no fangirling dogshit
>First in stocks
Gee!

>>211605561
>I LOVE CHALLENGES
>I LOVE FISH WHO ARE GOOD AT CHALLENGES

this season is terrible
this is what im watching instead while im reading the thread on the my monitor
anyone else doing this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zs8Jzqm-E

Aryeh is a left winger but still drops chuddy trvthnvkes

>>211605586
>has the most candy wins
Its elimination. Its whoever has the least loses

the BITCH next to me

Aryeh sperging about Wicked

My armpits smell

>>211605496
13 billion dollars

>>211605608
Facts I only make $70k a year and have 140k in retirement and 41k in my checking/savings and I'm only 29.

seth looks like that russian gambling streamer that hit his girlfriend on camera.
anyone got the pic?

How we feeling anons

>Sam debating a fat retard about wicked
Does he regret the decisions that brought him here?

Sam cooling off hard on Areyey rn

This is so soulless

>>211605561
cute yes but annoying and tryhard

>>211605670
same

>>211605603
not bad, I got ~$120 after my booze run

>correcting sam
Aryeh will be the next to go

MIGHT

MAKES

RIGHT

...why is the fat hog immune?

Listen to my takes on cartoons and musicals as my penis hardens

>sam having a serious conversation with aryeh about Wicked
KEK

I'm going to kill everyone unless you take off your shoes, ELLIE

>>211605647
Easy, just buy pokemon packs and resell them

>>211605647
>flip 10k into 1 mil
bro, those are rookie numbers. I turned 25 cents into a Chinese Multinational Investment.
Didn't take that long either

Sam is so fucking bored lmaoo

Does Sam like Aryan?

>>211605693
He seems to be enjoying this

haha look at the autist kinda gets old during the fourth season

Sam trying too hard with this dumb point of his

Seth is pouring mustard on pedobaits pillow

If most people here think shitting on the show is funny, then why conform to their nomenclature and call it "stox"?

we need to be shittalking production

sam is retarded

>>211605638
My mother used to make over 150k a year. Get laid off this year and she's broke as fuck. Literally going into credit card debt to survive. Why? She's bad with money.

>>211605645
Don't leave 35k in cash. Invest.

>aryeh talking about wicked witch of the west being afraid of people disliking her, which makes people dislike her
>rachel leaves the room
NEPTUNIAN

>>211605707
i traded a pencil up to a house

The wicked conversion is a subtle metaphor for Rachel, masterful writing!

sam sperging about culture war shit again

>>211605548
maybe we jumped the gun getting mad at sam and jet for kicking jin.. i think there is context we aren't aware of :/

>>211605711
Areyeh would be a great cohost for Sam’s new political talk show. Who agrees?

NOT IN CHARACTER BTW
NO FUCKING GOLDSTRIKER THIS SEASON
NOT IN CHARACTER BTW

Samuel projecting

Damn this shit is boring...Who the f*ck is ready for the real fishtank?

It's going to be absolutely legendary..in 3 days..

https://www.iceposeidon.com/

>>211605711
He probably likes that he isn't a dick rider. He has his own opinions.

How tall is new guy

>>211605717
based ricochet

>>211605561
has a boyfriend

Arryeh actually has real media literacy unlike Sam
Brutal

dude over psychoanalyzing everything lmao

sam hyde media analysis time

>>211605715
>>211605722
>>211605737
>>211605733
He's right, kys

>>211605727
Look at those suckable nips bouncing around like that

>>211605711
he doesn't like him or hate him. he knows ary is disabled.

>>211605719
Uhm... wanna come down for a confessional real quick?... You're kind of shittesting us

a real meeting of the minds!

I haven't put this on all day. What the fuck is this. Is he really doing his The Sam Faggot Hyde Show bit? Rape and kill Sam Hyde.

Sam is so autistic

Isn’t kicking out the only funny contestant who actually wanted to be there because of hurt feelings evil, Sammy?

>>211605076
1000% He is going to kick the wall and scream that they suck

god i wish sam would just shut the fuck up, he hasn't done anything funny this season

Wow Sam has had the same midwit points on art for a decade. Ben Shapiro has fresher takes.

>Sam was younger than Freddie when fishtank started
No wonder he's so fucking boring this season

>>211605723
give me investment advice that is low risk with higher than 5% returns per month please

>>211605456
It's day 5 and Angelina is strutting around in booty shorts while Direnc is braless
What's week two going to be like?

READ EVERY LINK THE SIDEBAR

sam is equally the problem

>Writers are just trying to make they're fucked upness normal
>Now watch my show filled with diaper fetish scenes I wrote

A highly autistic man is currently teaching Sam about the concept of nuance lmao

aryeh is smarter and less annoying than sam

>>211605677
Doing good. Keep it up brother. I would invest, but that's just me. Remember, USD goes up and down in value like any other investment.

Fred Hyde should’ve beat Sam more

>>211605645
You should give the 35k to investment jews or do some day trading. You basically lose value by having it in the bank

>>211605755
he was spamming "yeah", which means he is retarded

Sam can't beat an autist at this game

>>211605775
freddy is 36

aryeh is unironically smarter than sam

SHUT UP RACHEL

Sam is trolling you guys

The bit is to make us angry

>>211605772
Him getting increasingly pissed as he’s schooled by Aryeh is pretty funny

had to get off kitchen cam because rachel is FAT

sam hyde is a fucking retard

God I hate listening to literal autists talk about their boring childish interests.

>>211605775
>mfw faced with the unstoppable march of time

Production mogged. Real content otw.

someone post the leaked wp2 script

Sam's weird obsession with hardline morality is so funny.

>>211605603
give me money nigger we're practically brothers on this site come on dude i just need a 5 thousand dollars to COMPLETELY fix my life come on dude that's nothing

keep in mind that while Sam rails about "neurotic" stories, he has said Charlie Kaufman is one of the great directors working today and pic related is one of his favorite films

>>211605791
you're missing context here try and imagine it from sam's side

>>211604919 (OP)
How long until Sam breaks down that the Fish arent agreeing with his analysis of film

Aryeh is too autistic to fall for Sam's rw media takes

can the fat fuck please shut up

sam is really stuck in his collegiate "Nuh-Uh!" mindstate

>>211605798
How long did it take for you guys in the basement to cook up this masterpiece?

It’s not even that Sam is wrong, it’s that… isn’t fishtank exactly what he’s criticizing??

Sam wants to watch Stephen Seagal movies

>>211605798
Jet was terrified of this so much that he hid in the bathroom while he was in the basement

>>211605776
Bitcoin. You can go into an index fund if you're cool with 4-5% though. This is not financial advice.

>>211605798
mints, i cannot lie this is fricking awesome dude XD

>>211605776
Index funds nigga

>chud politics with sam hyde

yeah, no. id literally rather watch the fat girl cry

>>211604988
Call in Doug Walker

SOMEONE FIX THE SEASON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>211605808
>The bit is I intentionally run a bad show and lose money instead of just making money with a good show
lol

>>211605835
elizachan loved it also

>>211605835
Charlie Kaufman is great

>>211605798
lol

>>211605742
my money is on midkoreanman12 or durrantv

>>211605772
kicky kickums was the only funny thing he’s done

>>211605835
I cried at the end of this movie

"it's a dead show"
-trish the dish

>>211605835
such a crackpot

>muh good vs evil
Sam is such a midwit

all of rachel's clothes are either fishtank clothes or have her name on them

>>211605798
yeah sam and jin never even talked on screen when he got eliminated

Aryeh teaching Sam basic empathy

>>211605719
anon can you come down for a confessional real quick?

> checking in on asmongold to see if anything remotely entertaining is happening
> it's this nontent fucking war again
i am so bored

>>211605711
Aryeh is so authentically himself and he's unironically high IQ

>>211605853
you weren't supposed to mention that

>>211605727
greta downthundaberg

>>211605776
>BTC
It runs on a 4 year cycle, so it's pretty easy to dollar cost average in during the low point years, then slowly take USD out when the price is up. It's pretty foolproof.

>>211605882
she looked pretty checked out last night, grim

Sam unironically getting mogged by the fat bald autistic. LeL

>>211605835
He's all over the place and his views on anything have 0 consistency, we know. Also his favourite book is BoTNS, what's that for moral relativism lol

>>211605770
Sam should kick down the door, then people can compare it to the Epic Cole Moment!

This might be the hardest to watch segment in FT

>>211605835
Marky and Nina love this movie

can we kick sam hyde please

can someone repost sam resembling that one israeli general/commander/whatever thanks

>>211605798
Where's the joke?

How have they fucked up S4 so much? Unless there is some big twist like multiple houses Jet should get fired for ruining the franchise.

>PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING IN MOVIES IS CAUSING THE DOWNFALL OF CIVILIZATION
is Sam really that stupid?

I can’t believe sam is STILL into race politics shit. 2016 was almost 10 years ago. That shit is cringe.

Did that hoe just say that makes me so wet?

>>211605692
She moves like a retard sometimes

>>211605899
All of the chuds have turned into Reddit style muh ww3 doomers. Also Fishtank on topic

Jin Won

PROUDBOY ARYEH

Arye is a Proudboy lul

aryeh was a proud boy

imagine getting mogged intellectually by this man

Why doesnt China just give Iran some nukes

Aryeh is fucking funny desu

>>211605924
yes, the show would instantly get 10x better

>>211605932
Yes

>>211605932
yes

proud of your boy

Those rants where Sam ironicly panders to his right wing viewers are getting old

Ayreh is George Costanza

>>211605795
I max out my ira and company 401k match the rest I just save as I want to buy a house eventually as I still rent rn.

CAN THE SHOW FUCKING START??

>>211605882
Trish won

>>211605872
he is, but he is literally the neurotic type of creative that Sam is railing about now
most of his works are incredibly neurotic (pic is my favorite)

>THEY WERENT A GANG YET!
my fucking sides

>Aryeh, is it true that you were a PROUDBOY?

THEY WEREN'T A GANG YET!

>>211605955
its a shame its been soured by jets retardation

How does Sam not realize that his show is the exact moral poison he decries, and his own irredeemable faggotry is exactly what he wants extinguished from humanity

send him in

>stox have barely moved
just do the challenge lol

is this a sam humiliation ritual? losing a debate to the crying sponge poop guy

Can we rename him to Aryan?

It would be really kino if Jin was standing around watching this convo

>>211605975
All time reveal

>>211605950
>try to make him look like spongebob
>end up making him look like homer d. simpson

>Sam figuring out Aryan is more radical than him, because he was literally in a right-wing domestic terrie organization
>immediately shuts him down out of insecurity

>>211605822
can we please rubblize the entire middle east and do something else PLEASE im sick and tired of hearing about sandniggers

>>211605969
IT’S A DEAD SHOW SHUT UP AND ACCEPT IT

Shadi, you're time is running out. You need to kill Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune immediately.

sam is actually enjoying talking to the groovy jew

Thinking about how they waited for daddy Sam to arrive and guard the basement so they could kick Jin

What if we replaced Jet with Netanyahu

>is S1 the only good season?

Genuinely thought he was asking about Fishtank for a second

spongebob seasons 1- 3 = simpsons seasons 1-7

>>211605955
He's the only one there who has no interest in riding Sam's dick.

>>211605855
>even got the thinning hair right in the profile sketch

I'm telling Pinkytoons.

>umm they're like tryng to invert good and evil because they just are
>i disagree
sam btfo by based autist

I thought the hog was going home?

Aryeh is actually pretty articulate. He's great about getting his own points across. Very blunt and straightforward. Endearing in an autistic way

>angie asking rachel of all people how to be more likeable
fucking kek

aryeh called sam a eugenicist and sam had to quickly change the subject lol

how the fuck did you detective niggers find out aryeh was a proudboy lmfao

>Sam's trying to preach his unironically racist supremacist ideals onto the autists
>Even the autists won't agree with him

you'd think he'd feel embarrassed at some point man

the cast were so fucking good, watching arye sperg out on sam is peak. he had to let his retard monkey child rape this season unfortunately

total neptroon death

>>211606014
S..Sam is he gone yet

>S1
>excited when sam is in the house, immediately tune in
>S4
>dread when sam is in the house, immediately close tab

>guys are obsessed with me
>Alex B's 6 instagram accounts all in her DMs

>>211605989
You mean the HERO with a thousand faces u illiterate ass fucknigga

>>211605950
>Ary: You're sounding a lot like feminist rhetoric
>Sam: Y-yeah

>>211605987
Quentin would save the show

i wish this aryeh nigga didnt shave his head before coming on, his 3 stooges haircut was funny as fuck

>>211605955
His ability to talk to Sam as if he was some random guy in his group home is very endearing. I love him

sam hyde is curious about spongebob

>>211606018
He was talking about World Peace.

I like Aryeh but I have to take my headphones off after like 30 seconds of cartoon yapping because I die of cringe

>>211606034
he brought it up

>>211605818
He really looks mega Jewish, like he just arrived from the Soviet Union in the 1920s

>>211606034
He said it earlier

>>211605932
Yes. His intelligence is capped at the hyperobject level; awareness of global politics/society/civilization as a hugely complex system but unable to delineate and categorize its parts. So he defaults to ready-made ideas packaged in conspiracy theories to confirm his bias.

white guy is up to no good in b3

>>211605984
He does. He hates himself

>>211605835
not even a good neurotic movie, crazy

>>211606034
he mentioned it earlier

>>211606043
I'm tired

>>211606010
Of course he is, his people are naturally high IQ

great they turned ratchel into king fatty 2.0

Throatfucking angie while pulling her twintails

>>211605987
>>211606045
Have sam charls or the wiggers ever acknowledged the book club? he is so underrated

>Stocks barely changing
>Fish just laying around listening to Arye mog Sam in media literacy

So anyway, as I was saying, the golden age of Spongebob was the first three seasons. Now, if you will consult the graph I have made..

>>211606034
he just kind of brought it up unprompted like the pinkytoons thing

>>211605857
>>211605862
>>211605909

i hodl BTC ,VOO, hand picked speculative stocks, and cash in a high yield savings. but would like to know other options

>>211606002
we have purposefully destabilized the middle east for 40 years so we can sell weapons to all sides

aryeh likes cartoons because he has a genuine appreciation for the craft of them, jimmy likes cartoons because he never mentally grew past the age where he was molested for the first time

>>211606070
>hey aryeh can you come do a confessional in the basement
>sam comes up 5 minutes
>yeah he’s gone he was being annoying

>>211606084
she is custom built for extremely rough cody lane blue rooom style sex

>>211606102
>only retards like cartoons

Why is Rachel still alive?

>>211605868
My name is Ella I'm 21 uhh I'm a bartender and I'm at the fishtank so I've only been using one bathroom

>>211606087
Is there a holder count for stox? Can’t be more than 50 people

>>211605968
Make sure it's really worth getting one. It sucks not building equity, but being a homeowner is a chore, especially if you can't manage renovations and repairs yourself.

How old is Sam Hyde's daughter?

>>211606102
this

>>211606034
He does this to himself. It's great.

bringing up peoples dark pasts. hmmmm

r9k marky

>>211606102
he actually knows who the writers and artists are

>>211606106
>yeah dont debate production, it makes it impossible to run the show

>>211606115
yeah basically

>>211606085
i dont think so and he probably burned his bridge with his response to the elon video sam did

Arryeh is the opposite of Sam, not ironic and blunt about his autistic passions

can we get ellie to do a workout already and give me her stinky socks afterwards haha would be really funny haha

>>211606102
I get it, but at some point you have to move on.

>>211606123
Old enough for kisses.

i was off aryeh for a little while but he's a genuinely sovlful sort of autist

When did she start becoming like 10x more insufferable?

I wish they'd just tell Rachel they're gonna cut the cameras, but just leave them on. You need to placate this bitches ego to get anything done.

>>211606102
bingo

>>211606133
he made some good points ngl
sams new political show sucks

why does rachel legitimately think she has any pull with production whatsoever

>>211605857
Im a 19 year old retard who just started learning about finances. I thought index funds like S&P500 were supposed to return around 8% annually. Why 4-5%? I thought that was high yields savings territory. Genuine question

Rachel. We have been compromised. Hack blastard is a sitting duck.

>>211605984
Sam further doesn't realize that he would be in debtor's prison if we still lived in the moral framework he desires

Josie wosie

based skinhead jew

>>211606153
She's been the worst since she arrived.

>>211606153
When she got a crumb of attention

Any time Sam starts babbling about media just remember that he said David Lynch sucks and that he makes stuff that's "confusing just to be confusing". Unironically Lynched

Is ptz camera lower quality lower than last season?

>>211606106
we're 5 days in and we already have "elimination candy"

>>211606149
Aryeh, Freddy and Direnc are the only remotely authentic people in the house. Everyone else is a clout chasing faggot.

what the fuck is sam even arguing for? this nigga is all for unambiguous morality in media? samuel whitcomb hyde?

i always wanted to watch spongebob as a kid. but for some reason every time it was on it was this fucking episode. it's not a bad ep or anything, but it was fucking depressing watching it more times than any other episode combined.

>>211606140
Reminder they auctioned off lettys soiled jeans she wore for 2 weeks straight during blood games

>>211606167
She gave them gifts

sporty

>>211606153
She was told to engage more, and now she is, and IT'S WORSE
Everything this pig touches turns to shit. Her final crash out better be worth it.

>>211606153
she thinks shes immune

>>211606119
i would buy a season pass

>>211606189
Deeply evil episode. Reminds me of S2 satanic arc

bill ottman r9k marky

Rachel is too aware of when she's being fucked with.

>>211606127
they're even posting the logs under the tags now, i hope this continues throughout the season lol

>>211606183
Everything is lower quality than last season

>>211606188
can't believe he's not on team wicked

>>211606174
spam

>>211606189
This is literally the best episode, dude.

someone tell me what happens with piggy i cant stand to listen to her unless shes crying

>>211606189
Weird, because I remember this being the one I watched the most, too. What the fuck.

>>211606153
when she realized they play along with her

>>211606102
aryeh also specifically said he prefers cartoons because they're simple enough for his autism

everything is going to be ok /ftl/

>>211606167
She is going to take the number 2 spot and replace Ben. In a couple years she will be running the show

Angelina was honest for the first time in her life

How the fuck does Rachel still not know anyone's name??

>>211606153
Unironically Histrionic Personality Disorder. She will continue to get worse and worse until she cant get away with her behavior.

Jason back in a good mood making content with the contestants, we are so back bros. forget about Jin

>>211606161
It's good because it's nearly the only far right political show.
>End all work visas
>Native only college admittence
Pretty much all other conservative shows are center right. There's a reason he's grown a large political base already.

>>211606038

tell us more about how you don't watch fishtank

I like the insecure power move that Rachel plays where she pretends to not know anybody when they are brought up. I bet she learned it from her bullies in Middle School

>>211606201
did i get psyopped and programmed by nickelodeon?

>well if that's the logic than nobody does
angie kek

I haven't felt this level of hate for another person as I do for Rachel for a long time

>>211606168
You’re right, don’t listen to morons on 4chan

>>211605448
because he's a funny comedian and "big purple" is objectively funny

>>211606182
he's arguing that there isn't enough moral clarity in movies while hating one of the most morally consistent (if formally obscure) filmmakers of all time, fantastic stuff

Aryeh is quite literally love & life Jimmy

If Angie doesn't get naked kick them both out

what was the gaslight again? angie is bad because??

If I dont get a proper ship this season, Im gonna lose it

>>211606189
i loved spongebob as a kid and was always scared of this episode until one day i decided to be brave and watch it and felt really proud of myself

Princess tummy

Man I want to warn Angie with TTS but I refuse to pay like 30 bucks

when is the 'push Rachel down the stairs' challenge? Been waiting 5 days for it.

>>211606261
greg + jimmy

>>211606189
This episode was a psychedelic experience.

this show fucking sucks

>>211606168
It depends on the fund and associated risks. Every fund is different.

>>211606205
the wiggers not even knowing about the streisand effect is almost the funniest thing about it

>>211606167
Literally every question about rachel can be answered with "Histrionic Personality Disorder."
Just look it up. I saw a ton of them in the psych ward when i worked there

dan needs a drink

>>211606168
im the anon who asked about 5%, exactly what you said is right. expect around 8% from S&P500, high yield savings are around 4% or so rn. I was wondering what other options to consider at around 4% just to weigh options. my interest rate on my savings has gone down over time, mainly why im wondering

>>211606247
I think she's a fat pillhead that can't remember anything because her brain is too full of fat and xanax. She's a fat pig retard.

I like to hear Arryeh talk about media

>>211606264
>if this girl i like doesn't get with some other guy i'm gonna LOSE IT!!!
Cuck behavior.

>i dont really know anything about you.... maybe tell me something about your past? something dark maybe?
VERY subtle, rachel. you fucking pig

>>211606168
4-5% is a CD rn, i don't know what he's talking about

I have zero interest in anglina succeeding because she has a boyfriend BUT I would still fuck her tho

>>211606167
she's the biggest TTS attraction by far. They replaced Jin with an even blander person, so if she leaves they're not finding anyone NEAR her level of pitiful that would stay and withstand all the TTS

>>211606259
Sam is exactly the type like Ebert to think Lynch endorses the shit that happens in Blue Velvet.

>>211606256
okay, who did he tell about it

>>211606261
he's like if jimmy was high iq enough to regulate his emotions

just got on
where is jin
and who is this stripped shirt guy

Seth seems more interesting than Daniel and Angie, BUY SETH

rachel does this 'tell me a personal traumatic thing of you' thing to keep as data for future takedowns in case she needs it

>>211606274
angie = ellie

>>211605984
Neither does he live up to the moral standards he sets for others. He's 40 years old and has neither a wife nor any (legitimate) children. Jet Neptune is the closest thing to a successor he has.

>>211606182
I'm a movie guy and not a gay anti-semite like Sam and I agree. Watch Wild at Heart and tell me he isn't a shitty film maker

mad max

The way Ellie listens to Aryeh makes me believe I have a chance with her. Going to give her so much money after the show.

>>211606305
Jin is in the shower

>>211606231
rachel still doesnt know jin left

SUGAR RUSH
HEAD PUNCH

>>211606167
it's kind of the state of western white women. Call me a chud all you want, but if you're in America, you've run across a couple Rachels in your life.

>>211606254
He described high risk funds. Other guy specified he wanted low risk options.

hate this faggot

Angie is simp baiting so hard. and we are all falling for it including me

ANGIE SHUT UP
NUDITY OR ELIMINATION

>>211606283
Looking forward to Neptroon claiming it was 4d chess down the road

ok bring max in

>>211606320
perfect tummy

>>211606216
yeah it's good but i was just bummed every time because i was hoping for an ep i hadn't seen. felt like spongebob fr fr

>>211606295
that was funny though

Aryeh is a classic autist, low IQ, went to sped school, his special interest is cartoons, and all his global views are formed based off what his other autistic friends on discord think.

>>211606285
now you know why angelina's ex was "abusive"

>>211606294
I would never simp, I just like romance plotlines. I just read Apothecary diaries

>>211606182
Kwab

>rachel telling angie to not listen to the TTS
ironic

>>211606333
did you see how many roses she got
theyre def falling for it

NEW

>>211606337
>>211606337
>>211606337

>>211606337
>>211606337
>>211606337

Bad news Fatty fans. Looks like the earliest he'll be on the show is the end of June. He has a bunch of festivals he'll be performing at in the next week

>>211606325
>>211606325
>>211606325
>>211606325
new thread merge when ready

>>211606174
Letty and Josie both having British boyfriends in the same year is pretty crazy

>>211606289
Its a mix of both probably. She's also interacted with them all for a total of 2 hours and has without exaggeration banged her head 15 different times somehow

>>211606182
he's scorned because he burned his own laura

Why is she telling the truth to this hamplanet? Why doesn't she just lie about everything lol

>>211606231
Wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of the sheep

>i didn't know what a Loving relationship was like so when he bashed my fucking skull in i thought it was normal
evil bitch

>>211606301
if i can see it on the screen it means it's good! it means the director likes it and wants it to happen in real life!
>captcha: w dm0n

>>211606271
I felt this way about the Scooby Doo with the green ghosts.

Seth is hiding rchls pills

>>211606364
>>211606366
great thanks

>>211606332
He is funny when he did the sorry for the TTS bit, and he has the body of a pregnant women which is kinda hot, but i dont like men, so its whatever

Angie is being genuine right now.

>>211606364
>>211606366

>>211606364
>>211606366

>>211606308
sam JUST told her to do that mere moments ago

>>211606301
david lynch likes people and likes america and there are people who think he was some kind of subversive

>>211606355
Her ex wasn't abusive, she's making it up for simp dollars.

>>211606367
who was Lettys british boyfriend?

>>211606385
unironically a good move. Rachel sucks, but her pills just make her 10x worse

>>211606365
Is he going to rolling loud India?

>>211606367
which brit was letty dating?

>>211606388
kind of a turn off

>>211606388
lmfao no she isn't you're a retard