I am officially accusing you of the cardinal crimes of: Intellectual Posturing, Post to incite Provocation, Hypocrisy, and Pseudointelligence. Unless you can answer the following question to the satisfaction of attendant anons, you shall be pulled apart with hot tongs.

Name one full Vollman book you have read, and describe three things you found interesting, insightful, or artless about. Until then, the court holds no evidence that you read. Until then, you are officially listed as "does not read", with a potential "cannot read".