I guess as a bump I'll dump some of the mail from the enemies you get, think after you beat a certain number of their kind.

>From All Puyos - You're always punching us!
To the blue demon, Hey you! just what do you think of us?! We've sent you some slime just to bother you! Don't ask how we're writing this without any arms or legs!

>Ghostie - I'll curse you!
To the accursed Mage, I'll curse you! How could you do this to us?! You curse bringers! To torment you, I'm sending you a fork! By the way, I've put a curse on it so you won't get rare drops!

>Skeleton T - Teaaa!
To the mage who disrespects elders, I've heard one of our brethren is at the Academy, yet you still attack us! Just who do you think we are?! Oh dear, surely our brethren would be sad if he heard of this!

>Disbeleaf - Was it a bother?
To the branch collector, Why do we have to keep getting defeated, when we're only giving you branches?! Oh, I see, you're attacking us because you want the branches! Oh well then~.

>Shadow Rabbit - Did you think I have no heart?
To the heartless Mage, Did yo think you could do whatever you wanted because monsters have no heart?! Be aware, that way of thinking will come back to bite you one day... I'll be cursing you from the shadows...

>Owlbear - What have we done?!
To the irritating Mage, I'll sue you! Treating me like a dangerous animal just because I can read miiiinds! Every time you read my mind it confuses me! To torment you, I'm sending you our claws that we cliiiiipped!

>Lucky Carrot - You're Terrible!
To the stem thief, How dare you treat us so roughly, just because we're carrots! And you humans remove our stems from our heads like they're wigs... You wouldn't want your wig taken off, would you?!

>Door Devil - I'm in the way cause I'm big?
To the trespasser, We're not there because we want to get attacked by you, you know! If they're also in the way, just destroy normal doors too! Look at this, these shards... These are our friends...
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