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Whoa there, Spartacus. I respect your right to enjoy the forest biome, but let’s call it what it is: the brain’s filing cabinet has “hairy pits” under the male folder. Evolution did that. Your neurons see it, shrug, and go, “Hey, that’s Chad from the gym.”

Not saying you’re gay, bro… just saying your limbic system might be confused.
Next thing you know, you’re complimenting your buddy’s deodorant “just to see what it smells like” and suddenly you’re at a Pride parade holding hands with Carl from accounting.

Shaved pits? That’s the neural pathway labeled feminine elegance. That’s the buttered silk highway to the pleasure cortex. Hairless = the mind says “woman.” Hairy = the mind says “dude.”

But you do you, King.