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"Now Matthew, that's enough talk about today's Drag Disharmony Hell Ride. You know why you're here and that's to talk about the Florida trip you got back from. Would you like to tell me what you were thinking about prior to assaulting your mother at Disney World?"
>"First of all I know what she did. I know she told Sonny Eclipse that I knew the secret location of the underground children in the service door behind the whistling pirate cell. She also tipped them off that I am a direct descendant of God aka Walter Elias aka Alias aka that's not his real name+33-4xWalt..W, fourth to last letter in the alphabet=4+29=33 + 13 minute wait on Haunted Mansion equals black cube of saturn. And on top of that the bitch was cheating on my dad at Gaston's Tavern with a former CIA agent. So I threw down a hot dog at Casey's Corner because thats where they grind the former midget cast members into food logs. Bitch had it coming."