Patty from Accounting said 'no' when I asked her out. I am alone.

I wish you guys could come to my open mic presentation. I do a routine of my racist grandpa when I used to take him to Barnes and Noble. Been kicked out twice for being too drunk to speak

I am Buford.

>>938454095
Man, no matter what I do do; things don't go my way.

Is this a correct usage of a semicolon, chat?

I was the kid in junior high who never brushed his teeth. The amount of times I saw people wincing whenever I'd talk to them is unreal.

>>938394716
I live with my parents. I walk dogs, recycle and go dumpster diving. What little I make I put it in my bank account. Go ahead, laugh at the neet with the garbage bag just like everyone else.