>>536860021
AHEM AHEM AHEM
>begins to speak in a nasally voice over a PA system in Ishgard
This is a public service announcement.
It’s over. I’ve been arrested for showing women my penis in public. Ishgard has fallen.
I have no friends.
Billions have died.
I literally cannot reproduce because the Elezen women of my nation swore us off to only have sex with animals and beasts on four legs.
All of the Midlander women who also lived in Ishgard have left to find male Duskwight, Highlander and Rava mates.
I am the last surviving white melf.
It didn’t have to be this way.
There is only one solution.
>BANG

>>535546284
I guess she didn’t want a shield healer.

>>535286159
Speak American, damn it. This is a white man’s thread. No place for tacospeak and whatever the hell a “pendejo” is.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE SHROUD.
WE’VE WASHED OURSELVES OF MHIGGER BLOOD AND ALL THE DUSKNIGGERS TOO
WE’VE TAKEN DOWN THE MOONIE MACHINE
TROON BY TROON BY TROON
THE WHITE MELF MARCHES ON