>>717121081
>I need to be serious
>I need to have serious sounding voice
>I need to stand still in a serious way
>I need to talk serious exposition about serious plans
>I need to act like this for 70 fucking years of my life

Nigger you are an old man now. Find a girlfriend. Make out. Have sex. Impregnate the bitch. Go out drinking. Go party at local houses with college students. Buy a house. Teach kids. Play video games. Go fishing. Learn dancing. Create a punk rock band. Go on a trip to Europe or America. Groom teenage girls on the internet. Go to EVO. Troll Trump on social media. Buy a car. Go street racing. Start a family. Etc. Etc.

Use your life. Stop being a one dimensional video game character in a business suit whose entire existence revolves around spewing exposition about boring niche shit in an overly serious manner like it's going to change the entire planet instead of one extremely small district that the majority of the world doesn't give a fuck about. Live your motherfucking life. BITCH