>Love using this card
>Friends are terminally retarded and can never remember what it does despite seeing me use it all the time
>Have to grab the card every game to reread it or have me restate the keywords
>They chump the other Life of the Party copies with their own
>Surprised it doesn't trade into itself on defense
>Forget it has to attack and try to move straight to their end steps without doing combat
Jesus, I hope you guys are playing with a higher quality of players than I am. I love this thing but god it's done nothing but show me how bad my friends are at magic.