>>33608639
>I made a deal with one of my male best friends, I'd be his wife in public but privately we'd do our own stuff.
Can you please elaborate a bit here? Because this seems like this was all a long con on his part to eventually fuck you. I can't understand what benefit a heterosexual man would have "pretending" to be married to a gay woman. If you divorced him, you'd have a right to receive alimony and half his assets. Hell, if you had a bad day you could accuse him of marital rape and have him removed from his own house. All that and you don't even occasionally blow him? I smell a heaping pile of bullshit.

>>512642897
>>512642788
It's because zoomers brains are fucking cooked from Obama and his jogger brain "common core math."
>If you have 3 potatoes and we give you 2 more, how many potatoes do you have?
>5, obviously.
>Um actually sweaty that's wrong because see first you need to give all the potatoes back to me, then cut them into quarters, then take every third quarter until there are no more thirds.
>So...uh...Do I count each third--
>Third quarter.
>Right so is each third quarter now considered a whole potatoe?
>Wholes and fractions are next semester.
So yeah no fucking shocker there that they hear 27 and 18 and assume the former is a senior citizen and the latter is a newborn.