>>22893471
>Look, you’re obviously some kind of perverted degenerate troll,
I'm a devious little bastard.
>so you belong outside with the other animals
I'm different.
>and the rest of nature where you can squat and shit as much as you want.
Want to see something cool?

>This is a serious thread
I am a serious man.
>we are not gay.
Speak for yourself!

>If you don’t want to obey my commands and rule the universe together-
I'll do anything for you.