>Ends Slavery
>Creates Classical Liberalism
>Ends the tyranny of Monarchism
>Kick starts the Industrial Revolution, civilising the world all over again.
>exports this model of democracy and liberty to the world.

Your meme-flag hate has warped your understanding of reality.

There's a reason the UK has the highest concentration of historical royalty and by extension the "make this better" attitude colonised the entire world.

The ancient gods make the most sense from a practical understanding of the cosmos. Spiritual and physical expressions of Natural Law. You can add Jesus to the Pantheon as god of Forgiveness and Grace if you want.