Will he succeed in getting into heaven?

>Can barely walk up air force one steps
>Ankles as thick as his neck
>Covered in bruises they badly cover up with makeup
>Confused all the time, misremembering tv shows and characters as historical events
>wears a adult diaper 24/7
>now visibly unable to stand up straight and makes faces like he is always in pain
>"had some bad news from the doctor recently"
>is concerned he "wont get into heaven"

Are you ready for President Vance fucking every piece of furniture in the oval office in the next 3 months?