Thread 513697798

>Can barely walk up air force one steps
>Ankles as thick as his neck
>Covered in bruises they badly cover up with makeup
>Confused all the time, misremembering tv shows and characters as historical events
>wears a adult diaper 24/7
>now visibly unable to stand up straight and makes faces like he is always in pain
>"had some bad news from the doctor recently"
>is concerned he "wont get into heaven"

Are you ready for President Vance fucking every piece of furniture in the oval office in the next 3 months?

>>513697798 (OP)
you forgot about the swollen ankles

>>513697798 (OP)
Which Trump are we talking about? Short fake Trump they’ve been parading around lately or real Trump?

>>513698624
I heard there's 16 distinct Donald Trumps.

Can someone tell this demented retard that he only needs to accept the Zombie Carpenter as his Lord and Savior, no need to sell out Ukraine to russia?

>>513698624
What they hiding the real one for?

And don't forget from his first term when he had to hold on the handrail walking down the ramp at a military ceremony I remember it because it was in the media for weeks.

Trump is the healthiest American President in history according to Ronny Jackson. Ironic given his devastating problems with bone spurs.

Obama at least entered office with a six pack and Teddy Roosevelt trained in MMA (judo/boxing/ju jistu) while in the White House

But I guess Trump does look healthier and this is not just the toadying courtiers of a modern Sun King talking.

>>513698078
learn to read you cunt.
>>513697798 (OP)
hes 79 or something, no fucking shit. if hes alive in 5 years it will be a miracle

>>513698869
He's the dumbest of the bunch

>>513699002
I think its more a north korean deal in terms of everyone loving the emperors new clothes.

>>513697798 (OP)
It is generally normal for obese 79 year olds to die. In fact I bet on average with his weight and age he should be under for some years. Literally on borrowed time.

>>513698869
He's sequestered himself in the presidential goon cave and refuses to come out.

>>513698869
The real shooter is still out there

>>513697798 (OP)
Pedophiles and jews dont go to heaven.

>>513697798 (OP)
>dies of jab side effects
KWAB

>>513702046
you don't have to say the same thing twice

>>513697798 (OP)
I guess thats God's way of saying "fuck you, you fat pedophile"

>>513698683
Rookie numbers

>>513702773
>>300000000

>>513697798 (OP)
Still more alive than the Biden puppet.

>>513697798 (OP)
lol he's done fuck all but embolden Russia with his shit failed peace talks. Dumb cunt.

>>513703314
He's worse, honestly. Biden was at least the generally harmless, passive sort of dementia so he at least only fucking things up when somebody was manipulating him. Trump's got the belligerent idiot kind where he actively causes problems on his own on the frequent occasions where his tardwranglers can't keep him quiet.

We'll vote for trump's corpse over any democrook!

>>513697798 (OP)
>3 months
Will it really take Rubio that long before he backstabs poojet fucker?