>>538000083
You're so mindbroken you literally created a boogeyman on the spot. Sorry I didn't know about the magic time travel door that was exclusive in the TV slop mode that nobody cared about. I do not care.

gotta be honest with you guys getting a big bonk and just slamming enemies is the most boring playstyle in elden ring. in the first few hours its fun but then it becomes repetitive very quickly. a dex/int spellblade or a str/faith inquisitor is sooo much more fun. throwing a few fireballs at some distant enemies and then going in with the holy infused hammer

>>537776058
Oh yeah I forgot the 2 devices

>>536225040
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>>532655196
I want no scat even on my cache doe

>>531176192
>pretend to attempt at raping Chinatsu so she can pull the buzzer and the real prize shows up instead
Yeah they call me a fucking genius in New Eridu

>>715121313
The left truly cannot meme.

>>530695981
Lmao

>>528746078
Post Qingyi rabis to set off the local schizo