>>50272097
>stalking children in the park
Oh, how cute! I bet she's studying them in order to become a good mother. I can't wait to put a kid inside her!

>highly accurate dolls of people she knows (and of people she doesn't know)
Wow, my wife is so talented! I'd call her gifted, but that would be downplaying the thousands of hours of effort she has under her belt.

>strange and conflicting beliefs about personal space
I like surprises! Hot and cold, that's totes moe!

>secret collection of human skin
Hey, she sounds fun to be around at halloween! I wonder if she could use it for cooking as well?

>makai-gensokyo cultural shock
Aww, I get to be her tour guide through life! Maybe I'll get to teach her lots of new things, like consent and potty time. I bet I could learn some things from her, too! We need to celebrate our differences.

>bodily fluid pastries
She's so creative! Going that far for curiosity's sake is a really high-IQ trait, just how big did I score with her? I hope I can help her out with some samples fo my own! How's holy lemonade and strawberry sorbet sound for a hot summer day?

>incontinence
They're happy little accidents! You don't know how peaceful it is, waking up to a warm feeling on my lower body and knowing my beautiful wife relieved herself in her sleep, and that I get to be there for it. For her. I love my wife for who she is.

>>50056922
I like that this one tries to makes sense of her bizarre portrait and boss sprite in eosd

IM GOING TO ALICE

>>49360824
you didn't post Alice