>>64114802
He doesn't get it. I'll explain why you're wrong for thinking this.

>0) don't get caught - you dummy
Too bad, you did.

>1) headbutt to the nose, repeatedly
Your head is being pushed forward with the guy's other arm.

>2) reach back and poke the eyes with thumb
*Turns head away from thumb*

>3) try to grab between his legs and give 'm the ol' dick twist
The attacker has got his cock to your ass and his legs are locking you in. Good luck.

>4) dislocate fingers (pinky is best target) keep pulling
You don't target any particular finger. You want to interlock fingers with the hand behind your head so that you can try to pull it off and regain some room to move.

>5) momentum and forward roll to try and at least loosen the lock
Easy way to break your neck if they tighten up and roll with you.

>6) turn toward him to try and relieve pressure on one jugular
Chokes don't even target the jugular. Anon absolutely confirmed for not "getting it" at this point.

>7) kick the kneecaps
You're leg locked. Good luck.

>8) combination of all of the above. YOU WANTED A RODEO? LET'S GO COWBOY, YEEEEEEEHAW
Anon would be unconscious in 10 seconds. His neck will then be snapped. He wouldn't survive.