>bursts into bathroom
>crash through occupied stall
>lil pacha sits in fear as a brvte drops his pants, unaware he's already sitting on the toilet
>last thing pacha sees before being anally vored is a massive BRVTE sack sliding across his face
>AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE- *slorp*
>weight of massive BRVTE ass shatters toilet bowl into dust
>skillfully sits in the air where the seat used to be
>spreads democracy REALLY wide
HRRCCCCKKKKK
>toes curl, peeling metal plates from the floor
>hellpod primed
GRRRAAAAHHHHHHH
>massive helldivers 2 begins peaking it's head out
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>slamming fists on walls, echoing throughout all of zeta halo
>a hot, steamy helldivers 2 slams against the floor where the toilet once was
Oh...!
>despite the difficult launch, helldivers 2 now comes out easier than ever
>helldivers 2 begins spraying uncontrollably
oohohhohOHOHOHHHHH
>helldivers 2 coats the walls
>helldivers 2 begins to flood the bathroom
>the stench of helldivers 2 finds its way to all of the house of reckoning
>jega opens the door
>helldivers 2 floods the halls and carries him away, drowning him in the process
>the last drips of helldivers 2 finally escape the war chief's asshole
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH............. SWEET LIBERTY