Thread 534944424

edition of incompetence
Previous thread: >>534897262

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 16 1.003.201
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
Aug 05 01.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905

Game 2EZ

More like Gaylo

=== NO HALO DISCUSSION BELOW THIS POST ===

Newfag :)

>>534944424 (OP)
good image

300 pound super-soldier muscle mommy ass bending my dick in half and crushing my skull in

any more suggestions on what to bring w/ the airburst ?

I really don't care for Halo and haven't played Helldivers 2 in close to four weeks but at least I get to be happy about Trump backing federal weed legalization.

>>534931797
>>534931797
>>534931797
IM HERE

IM FUCKING HYPE

>>534944727
not teammates

>>534944713
Would you still love her if she looked like this? I know i would, but would you?

>location: /hdg/
>date: august 26th

>>534944998
Imagine all the palestinians she killed before the covies attacked
Phwoar

Pick from the most logical options.

2 from the armors.

3 from the weapons. Maybe 4.

>>534944998
You know what they say, Rookie.
You wanna have a woman sit on your face, make sure she's got balls.

>>534944998
Gooners don't actually like any characters except the generic character they put costumes on.

>>534944727
while being aware of the risk of hurting some feelings, I gotta tell you ABRL isn't all it's hyped up to be
get autocannon pilled instead

>>534945179
I shan't

>>534945179
none
all of these are inferior to Helldivers designs

>>534945262
Oh I know, I just have a soft spot for it.
Actually I hear much more negative things about it than I do positive.

>>534945262
>autocrayon
reddit weapon

>>534945179
2nd and 4th, medium and heavy.
defender reskin suppressed smeg, and a higher damage peacemaker reskin (still only ap2)
the rest is just capes, titles, playercards.
>b-b-but i said 3 or 4 weap-
WOOOOOOOOOOOAH there bucko, you think a small indie company can suck enough microsoft cock to get more than 2 guns in? tsk. enjoy your reskinned HE grenades, theres your 3rd weapon, nerd.

>>534945473
doesn't say much good about our arsenal as a whole if the top1 signature Helldiver weapon is "reddit"

*liquid sharts*
There's your crossover, you can play with last night's dinna, today!

>>534945179
>armors
Recruit's and Mickey's.
>weapons
SMG, assault rifle, and the SPNKR

>>534945179
None.

>>534945179
SPNKr is like the Wasp, it fits a unique niche and style that no other anti-tank weapon currently fills, and it's one of the most iconic weapons in the series, so I really do believe we're getting it as a support weapon.

>Backpack for ammo
>2 shots
>2/3 spare reloads
>Stationary reload

The question is how it'll work, because the SPNKr has been very schizophrenic over every Halo game. It's either maximum AOE splash anti-personnel that dumps a small nuke at people's feet, or lock-on anti-tank with a smaller splash.

>>534945569
>top1
>signature
it's neither of those
signature is the Liberator assault rifle.
top1 is disputed but i'd say the EAT takes that honor

>>534945716
portable reloadable EAT
kinda like how the commando was in helldivers 1 (you do remember it being a reloadable weapon, right?)

>>534945773
>a bullpup (shunned by real world militaries for a reason)
>the most generic anti-tank device imaginable
flavorless

>>534945179
it just occurred to me that most halo weapons are "light penetrating" by helldivers logic.

I FUCKING HATE LIGHT PEN.

>>534945569
the only thing it says is that you're a redditor and you need to go back

>>534946125
whats the matter, aimlet?
cant be bothered clicking heads?

>>534946184
New monsters won't have light penetration spots.

this makes the helldiver reddit jannies scream and piss in fear

>>534946125
unironically imagine how superfluous those guns would be if they made it in with light penetration. are all of you so content with just flavor and no substance? am I the last diver with an actual dad?

>>534946125
Enemies don't really fight back anymore in HD2 ever since the buff patch so light pen really shouldn't be a problem for you or anyone.

>>534946029
>autocannon
>flavorful
try again.
it's the most stale le explosion shooty gun that's possible to make

>>534946184
I would post a "blocks your path" image but that would be half the roster

>>534946280
Or they will have light armor with 65%+ durable.

>>534946352
at the very least it beats the toy gun looking AR category lmao

>>534946280
They will after redditors and /hdg/ have a melty. AH always submits to the shitters. Always.

>inb4 battleshart 6 lures the consolefags away and this was all for nothing
>content draught to tack on a new playerbase that will leave in 2 months

>>534946515
Is the xbox release a game pass release? .

>>534946515
BF6 has been a traditional PC franchise, plus it runs twice as good on either platform, so HD2 player base is gonna get triple penetrated

>>534946658
No idea

>>534946298
>if it’s light pen it has no substance
Was your dad a faggot? Did he touch you?

>>534946857
>projection
I'm sorry that happened to you, anon

>>534946727
>>534946515
BF6 is old and busted news, already. And HD2 is still a better game anyways.

>>534946857
All assault rifles should be medium penetration on the direct angle, but light penetration rifles can have light penetration on slight angle or higher. START REWARDING GUNPLAY.

>>534946515
>content draught
the swedes are literally out of ideas and pulling bullshit from their ass for warbonds while recycling MOs and no galactic storyline progression. It isn't going to end until they run out gaysex festival/ hard drug money they raked in from launch and sell the rights and retire

>>534946380
bugs, its bile spewers, chargers, bile titans and impalers that really "require" you to use something other than light pen, which is a non issue due to red stratagems or blue stratagems. or thermites. or the meme ultimatum.
bots, hulks, war striders, tanks, factory striders, gunships and turrets. nothing the EAT, AC or any other weapon designed to fight heavy armor / tanks wont solve.
squi- yeah no, squids are a fucking joke, not gonna bother.

tl;dr light pen gets rid 80% of your problems, the other 20% you got stratagems for, retard.

>>534945179
>1 basic ODST Armor
>1 variety of Mjolnir armor, probably just Mark 5 or 6
>AR, Primary
>Sniper Rifle, Primary
>SMG, Secondary (because it would stick to your leg in both games that way)
>SPNKR, Support weapon
>Halo:CE Magnum, support weapon (comes down partially loaded)
And then maybe a short tattered up cape or something. I certainly wouldn't expect any Covenant gear but would love to see some dumb shit like the Needler.

>>534947086
>pulling bullshit from their ass for warbonds
I like to say they're pilfering trash

>>534947171
>1 hey guys we teased the xbox release in the trailer its not a new warbond discord message from one of the community managers
>1 pile of nothing
take it or leave it

>>534947034
>START REWARDING GUNPLAY.
Sorry, but that is heckin' ableist. Remember when old HD2 required you to aim for weakpoints? That went away with the buff patch for a reason. Hell, most players including the ones here have never even done a team reload. HD2 is cursed with the dumbest of fan bases.

>>534946515
>>534947086
NIGGER IT'S DROUGHT. DRAUGHT IS WHAT YOU STORE IN A KEG

>>534946934
>BF6 is old and busted news
The first modern-style battlefield in over a decade with pvp style fighting
>HD2 is still a better game anyways
a PVE game that runs at 50 fps on a fucked up, slopengine, where you fight the same things over and over again on the same 4 biomes, They aren't even in the same bracket, brownie

>>534947281
This image is great for identifying bad players or retards who want literally every weapon to be S tier.

>>534947171
>I certainly wouldn't expect any Covenant gear
I honestly wouldn't want it since it wouldn't fit Helldivers, but going around with the carbine would be sex

>>534947315
>Remember when old HD2 required you to aim
that's my evening ruined
>HD2 is cursed with the dumbest of fan bases.
the real grimdark was the "friends" we made along the way

>>534947159
>muh red stratagems

>>534947330
I know it's drought you wannabe grammar justice retard. Greentexting is a copy/paste of their exact words. Fucking newfags I swear

>nerftranny already back to baiting and samefagging
what a sad creature

Still believe the best possible passive for the collab Halo armors is to just wholesale replace the music with tunes from Halo 3: ODST.

>>534947479
I want every weapon to be relevant. Yes, every single one.
>b-but we have too many weapons for that
That's Arrowhead's fault as well. Should have been less lazy and found more productive ways to expand the game. Like with new mission types, biomes, interior, verticality, more enemy units, a more interesting galactic war with better rewards, vehicles actually worth a damn, etc etc etc

>>534947171
>1 variety of Mjolnir armor, probably just Mark 5 or 6
Not happening

Never forget the river egg debacle.
Never forget the blood and oil shed.

D10
Bots or Bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244893947646/76561197999417031

>>534947618
>Greentexting is a copy/paste of their exact words and also I suck 20 dicks before breakfast
wow anon that's pretty gay but an impressive feat nonetheless

>>534947438
BF6 is rehashed slop. HD2 is an original experience(or was anyways before the buff patch). If you love slop field so much then GTFO of this general, you stupid nigger.

>>534947595
stratagems are the main reason as to why helldivers is unique in comparison to other shooter games out there.
you have a "killstreak" to call down anytime you want. you dont need to kill 25 retards before you can call in a 500kg or portable hellbomb.
if you want to play a coop horde shooter without that shit and purely rely on just your weapons, sloptide or space marine 2 are that way.

>>534947948
2/4

>>534944526
>>534945662
He's gone anon, you have to let go, Chad Warden? Dead Warden.

Why in the name of fuck is this game 131gb.

>>534947438
You don't need to sell it to me. I will buy it next year when it got 95% discount with 8K playerbase.

>>534948170
saar you must redeem textures for every resolution

>>534947948
3/4

>>534945179
>2 and 4
>SMG, Pistol, Sniper as primaries
>Rocket launcher as support weapon

Whats the armor passive gonna be?

>>534947948
fvll?

>>534947948
Oh damn, that pic is old as fuck

>>534948047

>having a fanboy meltdown over his preferred flavor of slop versus others
take your meds twink

>>534948374
Ability to flip overturned vehicles

>>534945179
Okay.
>None
Because Shams said "are you ready to shit your pants" and we already know what that means.

>>534948374
slightly faster weapon switching (it breaks and makes shit slower, like the borderline justice armor)
a bit more melee damage (not hitting any breakpoints tho)

>>534948419
Good idea. If i took some meds then BF6 might actually seem fun.

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244894554934
d10

Helldivers Mobilize 2 with Justice in it as soon as August 26th? Is such a thing even possible?

>>534946658
no

>>534948910
3/4

do you think the armor will be changed at all to fit with the theme of the rest of the armor in game?

>>534948910
full

>>534949128
the collab armor i mean

>>534949294
it will be like the killzone shit

Smidgeon of Possibility in getting a Mantis or Scorpion as vehicles?

>>534949894
do you smoke meth?

>>534949894
zero lol

I just want a warbond that speaks to me, one that says
>you, yes you
>I was made for a diver just like you
>let's tear em down like never before anon

>>534950493
We're a long way off coding socks and pretty dresses, nonny

Reduce ORC cooldown to 50 or 60 seconds
Add collab orbital MAC cannon to compete with 500KG with ORC old cooldown

>>534947948
3/4 again

>>534945179
Armors 1 and 2. New passive, idk what.
Silenced smg and battle rifle primarys
Silenced pistol or halo 1 pistol secondary
Rocket or splaser stratagem

>>534950619
No, give the ORC a 20 second cooldown and then it would barely be usable.

odst warbond soon retards

>>534950935
No, give it a 5 second cooldown, 12 charges, and a 300 kilometre targeting radius. Then it'd be at least half useful.

>>534950954
What will you post once the odst warbond arrives?

>>534951360
rabbids warbond soon retards

the gun will be another liberator variant (bloats the game)

>>534951360
Nothing, as any content waiting ritual poster does.

>>534951360
Quake warbond next

>>534951360
im sure ill find something other than cursing the seweds for being incompetent

>>534951490
Light AP Liberator variant (filters 90% of the playerbase, 99% of /hdg/)

>>534951360
I'll go back to posting pawdivers.

>>534948047
GTFO? shit game dont play

>>534945179
>SPNKR
>It's just an EAT but you carry both at the same time
I would nut.

>>534945179
>Armour 2 and 5, they seem the closest to already existing armour in the game
>Battle Rifle (Arrowhead prioritizes ARs) (will be a Liberator reskin)
>Sniper Rifle (will be a DCS reskin)
>Rocket Launcher (will powercreep the EAT)
>IF it's a warbond, and not SuperStore-only, then the CE pistol in the SuperStore (Verdict reskin)

We might actually get suppressors as a customization option with the new warbond, but with their track record, I'm hoping for the best and expecting the worst

>>534952451
It wont powercreep the EAT. It will powercreep the Epoch

>>534952003
Paw... divers?

>>534951360
Kick and kill anyone using it.

>playing the BF6 beta non-stop got me to forget this contentless, buggy mess to the point that I don't even care about the ODST collab
feels good man

>>534952758
>it will just be an EAT with two rockets in it
>it will powercreep the EAT by having better ease-of-use

>>534952815
But you'll be the one voted out.

>>534951360
Kick and kill anyone NOT using it

>>534952842
you needed the bf6 beta for that? I stopped caring around the ceremony slop bond

>>534952842
I've been cycling between different games, too. Mycopunk has almost entirely replaced this game for me.

>>534952892
we already have an EAT with 4 homing rockets, it'd just be a sidegrade

>>534952815
No you won't, that would require you to actually be playing the game.

>>534953051
this

HAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534953068
Except in your head since you're still here lmao

>>534953059
Same, but I kept lurking around sniffing copium
>>534953068
If HD2 had released at any point prior to 2020 it would have been dismissed as unremarkable eurojank

>>534944424 (OP)
>the image that destroyed Reddit

>>534952892
It will powercreep the Epoch by virtue of it having better splash damage than the Epoch. To account for its low projectile speed. And, it will most likely have less direct damage than the EAT

>>534953337
People are capable of playing multiple games, anon. I've just been playing HD2 less because it's gotten stale, yet I still have interest in it.

Here's your Halo crossover armor bro

I hope we get the shotgun

>>534954251
dear fuck what an ugly game

>>534954251
Halo 5 was fun.

>>534951675
now this i would squirt for

>>534954251
>warbond announcement
>it's just RvB

>>534951675
not even ID cares about quake, and you think these swedes would do something lmao

>be me zipping around with warp pack
>be mostly undetected, but faster
>bots suddenly start spotting me from hundreds of meters away
>bot drops being called off cooldown because lol random patrol immediately tracking me
>but it doesn't matter though because I have already fucked off
>solo d10s with 2 deaths

>>534954690
>one set of armor
>but they implement color selection for armors

>>534954453
Genuinely had the best 4v4 in the series. The large scale firefight was fun too. Shame about everything else.

>>534945171
>Palestine is still an issue 200 years in the future
Grim

>tfw the halo armor includes a halo style regenerating shield
What would you do?

>>534955061
You don't even need the warp pack. Bots miss all of their shots and die really easily.

>>534955379
not use it like every other set of armor that doesn't have PP

>>534955379
>hyena
>its a dog with saber teeth and nosering

>>534955379
That probably be a booster

>>534955379
Could make a nice backpack stratagem. An all encompassing shield.

>>534955379
Probably not use it. I already only die 1-2 times per mission unless I'm being hopelessly stupid. I usually run Engineering Kit to better wrangle my gun (except recently where I've been LARPing as an ARC trooper in that medium Fortified set)

>>534956065
...a backpack that generates a shield around you? idk, that seems pretty crazy, like what would it even be called?

>>534946125
Aren't most of their rifles using some upscaled 7.62?
You can bet that the OG CE AR is going to be light pen but the burst fire BR is going to be medium pen at the very least.

>>534955484
We get it, you played Reddit Creek.

lobby doko

D10 Bots

3/4

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244893947646/76561197999417031

>>534944998
Yes. She'd look great in a dress, tears welling in her eyes as we dance the night away.

>>534957492
>it's full
>no one told me

>>534947479
Shut the fuck up, Alexus

there won't be an ODST warbond

>>534958054
Wrong.

D10 Any
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244901155843/76561198088192093

>>534945179
i'm just now realizing that the MA5B would absolutely shit on the entire galaxy
just imagine everyone running around with .308 ARs with an insane ammo capacity

>>534947171
>1 variety of Mjolnir armor
I doubt it. If they don't just put in two ODST armors, the second armor is gonna be something like UNSC Marine corps.

So i guess the Gears of War remake release date was just a coincidence. Unless they plan a double collab.

>>534958569
hello ai sroppa bot, do not post again until you make more porn of that robutt, k?
ass shot of robutt with black hole of meridia was super nice i goon much, now where tit and vagene pls?

>>534958178
2/4

>>534958178
2/4 join now or im pulling ur asshole out

>>534958841
>until you make more porn of that robutt, k?
I never posted porn here.

>>534958178
FULL

Snepdivers, when?

How much will they charge for the halo crossover? will it be shop exclusive FOMO again or a super expensive warbond?

here's the webm, T4
https://litter.catbox.moe/hn1r9vj43c33k7o9.webm

>>534959230
Hebrew mode - make it FOMO again
"we dont want anothet outrage after overpromising and underdelivering everything, making the performance worse with each update, somehow breaking more things than fixing them with each path, and letting alexus nerf more shit, but at least the redditors arent TOO upset" option - super expensive, super store with its own page

That trailer was EXTREMELY media illiterate. Do Xbox players know they will be playing the bad guys?

>>534959761
For yet another dead franchise cross-over dilluting Helldivers artistic integrity and coherence? Sure. But if AH pulls shit like letting us cosplay with space nazi armor they have no excuse for sticking to muh baconapples.

Metal Gear Solid Delta collab (with stealth warbond) next?

>>534959064
then why even bother blogposting here, you scoundrel?

>>534959230
Probably a bit more expensive than a normal warbond, since its a crossover.
I wonder if we'll get a non-premium warbond to launch with it

>>534959363
me when i pick arc thower + tesla + arc dog + arc nades

>>534960357
The only free thing YOU are getting, is more disappointment, more bugs, and most of it all, another 20 GB of LITERALLY NOTHING on top of the 130~ GB!

>>534960357
They wanted about 4000SC (40 dollar) for the two pages of Killzone stuff before community outraged forced them to release the second page for free.
So my guess is somwhere around 30 dollar for a 2 page warbond.

>>534959230
I'm getting my money ready for my new FOMO armor.

LEAKED VILLAIN OF THE NEXT ARC

late patch today?

>>534960771
lol

>>534960674
shit was so gay

>>534960771
you already had a patch last week saar

>>534960674
Who dis red Thanos looking ass mawfukka

>>534960034
>dilluting

>>534958218
Uhhh sorry
>85 damage
>32 round mag
>750 rpm
>light pen

if you need med pen to play this game i'm sorry...

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244903362044/76561199586955078
we gaan

>>534958178
crashed 3/4

im so tired of carrying light pen sissies...

>>534961398
what if hd2 had enemies as distractedly sexy as the elites?

i'm so tired of carrying medpen aimlets...

What are they even going to call the warbond for ODST?
inb4 not a warbond

Honestly fighting the Covenant in HD2 gameplay could be pretty neat.

I'm so ready to carried in arms of heavy pen chads

>>534961324
>image is transformation fetish
at least post better cropped porn, retard.

>>534961927
how'd they do the killzone stuff? didn't it just say KILLZONE or something?

>>534961927
Prepare to drop. What else could it be?

>>534961927
Helljumpers mobilize

>>534960248
I dunno. Its fun I guess.

>>534960580
It's amazing that people still try to downplay this and claim that Arrowhead was gonna give it to us for free the entire time. It was a whole other level of greed, and shows how quickly people will fold just by throwing them a few table scraps.

>>534962578
Fair enough.

https://x.com/HelldiversAlert/status/1955267746796548237
https://x.com/scooticidal/status/1955277605571035248

Remember to kill Xniggers on launch
Remember to kill ODSTnigs on launch

After all this time, Steeled Veterans is still my favorite warbond. Everything is so cool in it. And yes, that includes the concussive liberator.

>>534962124
there's easier ways to say you are gay, anon

>>534959941
I wonder if there's people who would actually say this

>>534962760
did you know: helldiversalerts is ran by an unironic tranny
the more you know

>>534962760
man why does this shit have to happen on DISCORD why can't they do this in game?? I don't want to have to join their fucking discord. this pisses me off so much more than it should.

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of a littul spartun

>>534963104
in other news, water is wet

>>534962760
someone screenshot whats happening
im not going to x

>>534962760
what is this supposed to suggest

>>534963530
The tone, when reversed is the same tone the Superintendent AI makes in Halo 3 ODST

>>534963176
Because it would break superior packing methodology and triple the health of every enemy. Do you really want them to fuck up the code even more?

>>534963521
>>534963530
Superintendent bleep-bloop noises from ODST.

>>534963530
Sex update

>>534963656
then they'd have to work on the game at least.

>>534963521
nothing is happening.
nothing ever happens.

>>534963176
Because community management is my passion.
>t. Baskinator
Because Discord is the new standard. Tons of game forums have been axed in favour of Discords because they're easier to access and don't require any upkeep outside of banning people who say retard or any other of the no-no words. As for why not in the game? Game would require patches (which, thanks to consoles, developers only get a limited amount of) and anything and everything would be datamined within five microseconds on PC.

>>534963104
Yes, it is a well know fact that bufftroons are in fact troons.

>pelican gets a pelican reskin
>FRV gets a warthog skin

>>534963656
>Do you really want them to fuck up the code even more?
Honestly kind of, I want to see just how broken it can get

>>534964302
How would you beat the infinite stratagem glitch?

>>534964212
Unless the armour really is some gay cat ears pink shit I don't care, but if you actually use HALO vehicle skins I will teamkill you until one of us is out of the lobby.

>>534963842
they could easily use the existing alert system to play a dev broadcast without patching, this just gets more hype because most of the playerbase doesn't read and automatically closes all alerts

>>534964397
With what fucking sound effects? I mean they could have sneaked the sound a while ago and people probably would just assume it's some random-ass Illuminate beep, but it would still require a patch.

>>534964358
Shit I don't know, I kind of already forgot about that. It was a lot of fun though, far too kino for swiggers

>>534945179
Basic ODST kit, Rookie.
Heavy weapons specialist, Mickey.
AR and silenced pistol.
Potentially the rocket launcher using Commando rockets as a stratagem
Never ever: Warthog

content drought --> content teaser drops --> hype raises people expectations *you are here* --> content is underwhelming ---> cycle repeats

>>534962871
I understand, I will kill you on launch.

>>534964581
>people are still posting some 30 second shitpost I made almost a year ago
Neat

>Armor Passive: Cranial Celebrations
Every enemy or helldiver killed by headshots generate an explosion of confetti accompanied by the joyous cheers of children (confetti explosion does no damage, but ragdolls nearby helldivers).

>>534964694
You forgot ---> Swedes go on vacation ----> in there somewhere.

>>534964694
Who cares? This game is very popular and continues to be very popular despite the numerous controversies and temper tantrums of the community. This game isn't going anywhere, you're not leaving this general, and HD2 will continue to sell and make people seethe. But i just wish they would add an actual hard mode already.

>>534964909
thats ever present

>>534964694
And somehow swiggers keep making a gorillion dollars

Orbital Drop Shock Trannies, reporting for battle!

>>534965101
>This game is very popular
lol

>>534965101
I care, the games popularity and whether or not it survives isn't as important as AH delivering actual good content all the latest shit they've added like mega cities has been a half assed buggy mess

>>534965185
Nigger, you're dumb. Compare it to any other co op game.

>>534945179
It would be interesting if the armor passive was a nod to the VISR hud, showing off a bunch of additional information and enhancements to the UI.
>Shows total round count of all weapons instead of a magazine icon
>Any active grenades nearby now have a red chevron pointing towards them
>Charge-up weapons like the railgun and quasar now have a countdown timer next to the crosshair.
>All enemies within a certain range are given a faint red outline to spot them through fog of war. Exceptions are things such as invis cloaking or obstructions.
>Pinged enemies are now given a bright red outline to better spot them (only visible to those wearing the armor)
Maybe another bonus such as slightly better ergo and recoil control as well. As cool as an enhanced hud would be it's too much work for AH anyways.

>>534965372
>I care, the games popularity and whether or not it survives isn't as important as AH delivering actual good content
Did you or did you not support the buff patch?

>>534965628
No, but once again what the fuck does AH releasing buggy, broken content that's been in the files since launch have to do with their retarded balancing, that's a separate issue for me

I really don't care for halo tbdesu

>>534965398
Going from half a mil active players (comparable to bf6 beta player count), non-stop social media saturation and hype to this vaporware bugfest and claiming the game is still popular is being obtuse. For a moment HD2 was in its own category.

>>534965953
Delivering a good experience/content can threaten the health of a game. The buff patch ruined the experience and quality of the game, but it did "save" its player numbers.

>rookie voice pack
>its completely silent and the subtitles just say "..."

>arguing with doomtrannies
Pride cape when?

>>534966175
Wow you're a genuine retard. Every game that achieves FOTM status always loses 90% of its player base after a certain amount of time. For a multiplayer co op game, HD2's numbers are still extremely good. And when a new major update hits, the game blows over the 100k mark every time with ease(That's just pc players too, I'm not even counting ps5 players). Are you an actual NPC? why do i have to explain this to you?

What if the voice pack is Coretta Kelly as a not-Cortana?

>>534964369
you're not gonna do shit, snoygger

I don't get it. If I wanted to play ODST I can just boot up the MCC at literally any time. Why do we need halo shit in helldivers when we can't even get helldivers shit in helldivers?

>>534966672
>avatarfagging

>>534960674
W-Why is he doing a roman salute?

>>534966725
What does Messy Cunt Conquerors have to do with any of this?

>>534966740
>dodging the point of the post
i accept your concession

>>534967180
nta

>>534958569
I love the robutt. AH would never be able to pull off a double collab.

xcucks will be shot then kicked on sight..

https://youtu.be/oFOCZ6riK7c?si=8Y_W7aALQeskV7bW&t=29

>>534967467
I DON'T CARE I FUCKING HATE CITIES

>>534966725
Good question. The only answer is that the Helldivers community is largely comprised of actual slop gobblers that actually think Halo was peak (lmao).

>>534967592
you kept saying that with killzone, with most of warbonds' equipment and every free cape ever released
the most we've gotten people getting kicked for bringing RR

Ancient gamer here, people thought ODST was shit back when.

American dad collab when

>>534967707
Only swedes would be fucking retarded enough to pull a stunt like that

>>534967720
Halo was peak. If you disagree then you're either a child, an outcast freak, or brown. Which is it?

>>534967814
it was

>>534967847
Halo is overrated dogshit.

>>534967847
yeah halo was, but everything after 2 was hot garbage

>>534967814
Nah, ODST was cool but not because of the game itself, but because it came with Halo 3 Mythic so you got all map packs for free, and you had access to the Halo Reach beta. (Game was still peak comfy)

i will shoot all consolecucks on sight, especially xbot kiddies

halo killed the arena shooter genre and i will never forgive the series.
all halocucks need to sky dive attached to a fridge

>>534967840
They made a 1 week announcement for a livestream that consisted of a 10 second announcement about crossplay

>>534967802
Gaystation is gay but xcucks are just another level of pathetic.

>>534967827
>I WANNA WAKE UP AND SAY
>GOOD MORNING, USA
>but i dont want to get out of bed, its comfy here anyway

>>534968138
No one gives a fuck about arena shooters and they were on their way out by the time Halo 1 came out.

crossplay: off ritualposter suspiciously absent from this thread...

>>534968138
Halo at the time of Reach was already a hero shooter with abilities and powers on cooldown.

>>534967707
They don't got wanting to worry about.
The entire fanbase has been saying that the next update will have a free 10 page warbond every day since release.

>>534968281
The ritual posters keep their steam name a secret for a reason. You will never discover my identity.

unreal tournament 2004 crossover when?

>>534968329
>im talking about 2001
>but this game from 2019
kill yourself zoomer

>>534968580
Sure thing shitfard665

>>534968251
no, let them keep thinking it was halo's fault instead of vidya becoming mainstream

>>534966672
yeah except nothing was achieved with that vaunted FOTM status, the game didn't expand in any meaningful way (no red stratagems LOL, ship modules are the same, mechs still suck, day-1 bugs, etc). Deep rock has a fraction of HD2's playerbase yet their QA makes Arrowhead look like a one man team

>>534968603
I guess you kids weren't playing much when you were in diapers...

>>534968879
hahhah i love skyrim that guy gave me so much trouble during the hrothgar climb

I will never play the illuminate.

>>534968580
>posting your name on a website that is all about the idea of staying ANONYMOUS
ngmi shiggy diggy niggy...

>>534966186
Mind numbingly Swedish post

>>534968603
flak would be pretty cool. I could see use case for getting it to bounce under enemies like chargers or hive guard

>>534968651
>Arena shooters were killed in 2001 when tribes and quake were at their full power
>Reach released in 2019 factually wrong statement
I dunno what's going on in your head, but it's stupid.

>>534968904
You still have retards talking about gambits to this day, game is hopeless

>>534968138
Half life 2 and Half life 1 did more harm to shooters than halo

>>534968580
I've never hidden mine, anyone who wanted to know knows already, but I'm not going to advertise it in the thread like some namefag retard. My message should have nothing to do with who I am.
If you really want to know, join a lobby sometime.

>>534969131
well you might be right. you don't die the moment you drink the poison, it takes a bit.

>>534969091
redeemer would be kino: a one use targeted hellbomb

>>534969170
Gambits are never worth it, trust me man.
t. gambit player

>>534969131
They should add skates to the jump pack. I feel the need to ski and going 500km/h would only be funnier when hitting a rock would splatter you into a red mist.

>>534969594
Skii-ing would be amazing.

Every game is an arena shooter, the size of the arena just varies from game to game.

>>534968138
The thing that killed arena shooters was arenafags not playing their own genre

Open fortress was fun until the troons ruined it.

i shit my pants
now what, scamjeet?

>>534967467
Bugsisters? Our response?

>>534958178
GG

>>534969680
what about RTS?

>>534945179
silenced SMG is just too iconic to not have with an ODST.

>>534970243
you still have ranged units shooting at other goons in an arena, no?

>>534970257
every weapon is silenced when the sound engine breaks :)

>>534967814
pure lies
it wasn't as good as the mainline series but reach and onwards was dogshit so people came around to it being a more laid back and "grounded" game

>>534964694
the success of this model relies on the fact that gaming in 2025 is a barren hellscape

>>534970561
a dumb goy and his money are soon parted

>>534969260
wat
how can anyone be retarded enough to think this

>people STILL believe stealth mechanics are gonna make a comeback
after everything the swiggers broke with their spaghetti code this cope is deliciously delusional

>>534968603
>flak cannon
>ASMD shock rifle
>with an unstable instagib alt fire that kills both you and whatever you fire it at
>bio rifle
>link gun
>translocator
god yes please

What if the ODST passive is picking up enemy weapons?

>>534967467
Honestly I thin this is why joel rigs bot MOs. BotGAWDS actually play the Galactic War. Its obvious bugsissies cant coordinate to save their lives so its safe to assume they wont make any progress outside an MO telling them to.

if we get Halo slop instead of a genuine warbond I'll feel scammed

>>534969750
how to self report as a zoomer: the post

Contra/melee focused warbond when?

>>534969594
>>534969670
I doubt they'd be based enough to implement such amazing movement tools to their co-op slop funny teamkills game, but I sincerely hope there is a weapon added to this game one day that fills the spinfusor shaped hole in my heart.

>>534970903
You'll be scammed somehow either wa

>>534970937
I'm sorry you're a zoomer anon. I hope it becomes curable some day.

>>534970740
stealth should be a big part of this game, nobody's denying that it isn't

For the love of god don't just slap assets into the fucking game. Make some inspired shit that isn't just "LOOOK HALO AND ODST IN MY HELLDIVERS WOOOOOOAHHHHHH"
>Realize this means AH would actually have to do some work
It's fucking over.

>>534969750
why do you think they stopped?
oh that's right: a new shooter came out called halo and everyone jumped to that because they dumbed down the game mechanics and ported everything to controller so you can play form your couch (revolutionary tech)

The Endless has arrived

>>534971247
at best it should be the goal of a specific mission type, but even then not required
stealth is fucking retarded. Suppressors and audible range is where it should begin and end.

dear fuck I forgot how much I hated halo niggers
fuck off to your own general that's what it's for

Im so glad we didnt get a Pedophiles of War crossover

RUN.... LITTUL HELLDIVER

Luckily Odst armor looks like a heavier version of helldiver armor so it wont look out of place

>>534971446
the game has nothing to gain by being forced to never evolve beyond being a rush B simulator
stealth and long range gameplay would have been the first, most obvious steps

>>534971247
>missing the point of the post
Stealth will never ever be a part, that would require an enemy AI & patrol spawn logic overhaul

>>534969750
And why did people stop playing them? Stagnation. It was laziness. What we had then was ala UT99: 99% MP with a tacked on "campaign" comprised of offline matches with increasingly difficult bots and some flavor descriptions before each map
Seriously, if anyone had the foresight to add an actual campaign and real effort on top of the usual MP things would have been fine. Down the line the battlepass/mtx train arrives and they're swimming in money. There is no doubt in my mind that it'd still be a titanic genre today if.
Not saying that would have been preferable, but it would have happened. As it stands I'm just glad that I got to be there.

>>534971247
they would have to remake the enemy AI and spawning mechanics from scratch, don't know how many times i've seen a patrol spawn right next to me and instantly call the drop

Stealth was actually meta against Automatons early on but devs patched it out

>Find a gunship fabricator on charon prime
>free 380
>two free ORCs
>no more strat slots for the game to add the hellbomb stratagem
>can't destroy the gunship fabricator
lol, lmao even

>>534964694
Who cares, some of us have adult responsibilities & don't need FOMO bullshit every damn month

>>534972220
>devs realized stealthing was an unintended by-product of their earlier shitty code and retardedly "fixed" it
more accurate

>>534971251
the people hunger for content

>>534972383
Hunger for slop you mean.

>>534972250
Grim.

>>534972339
actually it was
>the original, based devs fully intended for stealth to be an option, but the cancerous nu-devs that took over after release are guided by reddit karma so they changed it according to reddit whims

THEY RUINED IT! THEY RUINED HELLDIVERS! THEY MADE IT WOKE!

>>534972250
Don't worry, HD2 is the pinnacle in minimum effort REMEMBER WHEN? dadgame slop

>>534972520
>the original, based devs
Holy cope, the "based devs" continued working on HD2 when their engine was discontinued in 2018 or something

>bursts into bathroom
>crash through occupied stall
>lil pacha sits in fear as a brvte drops his pants, unaware he's already sitting on the toilet
>last thing pacha sees before being anally vored is a massive BRVTE sack sliding across his face
>AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE- *slorp*
>weight of massive BRVTE ass shatters toilet bowl into dust
>skillfully sits in the air where the seat used to be
>spreads democracy REALLY wide
HRRCCCCKKKKK
>toes curl, peeling metal plates from the floor
>hellpod primed
GRRRAAAAHHHHHHH
>massive helldivers 2 begins peaking it's head out
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>slamming fists on walls, echoing throughout all of zeta halo
>a hot, steamy helldivers 2 slams against the floor where the toilet once was
Oh...!
>despite the difficult launch, helldivers 2 now comes out easier than ever
>helldivers 2 begins spraying uncontrollably
oohohhohOHOHOHHHHH
>helldivers 2 coats the walls
>helldivers 2 begins to flood the bathroom
>the stench of helldivers 2 finds its way to all of the house of reckoning
>jega opens the door
>helldivers 2 floods the halls and carries him away, drowning him in the process
>the last drips of helldivers 2 finally escape the war chief's asshole
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH............. SWEET LIBERTY

>>534972795
again,
>the game has nothing to gain by being forced to never evolve beyond being a rush B simulator
dakka don't cut it
people are getting bored to fuck rushing down bases and holding M1
we need more complexity to diving

>>534972596
PUT VOLUMETRIC FOG IN IT AND MAKE IT GAY

>>534972245
You get a free hellbomb

>>534969976
Missed the memo. Played Team Fortress Classic for a bit wha happn

>ctrl+f
>buff patch
>5 results
Nerftranny lost. 60-day buff patch sequel coming soon.

>>534972630
As a dad i appreciate it to be honest

Post YFW that jazz music came on at the end of the newest trailer

>>534973208
the nerftranny is out in full force again kek

>>534973234
It is what it is, props for honesty

>>534973239
>so much for "crossovers bad, we need to foster the game's own identity n shit"

>>534973239
mfw

>>534973239
PANTS: SHAT!!!!1!!11!!

>>534972886
There he is. Was wondering when you were gonna show up.

>>534973495
Lol forgot about that, total frauds

my helldiver's gonna look like this soon :)

>>534973835
That's okay the porn mods will fix it

>>534973835
Nah, like this!

so what genre is helldivers 2 exactly
horde shooter?

Am I supposed to give a shit about collabs when it's all about dead irrelevant franchises I've never played like Killzone and Halo?

>>534973952
cute!

>Game devs are zealously securing the legal rights to dead franchies
>no new red stratagem in a year
can't make this shit up

Post yfw you never played gaylo

>>534973734
More like nu-devs have completely different and far worse standards than the original team that actually made this game what it was. The live team hasn't done one fucking thing besides the 60 day patch that has benefitted the game. The good stuff they've released was all made by the previous team and they're still finding ways to fuck it up. I want to know what the fuck they do over there because it seems like all they're doing is slapping textures on old models, vibe coding whatever they need to get the damn thing in the game without crashing, and then going home.

>>534973995
Fortnite/COD collab slop but for millenials

Someone's gonna tell a xbox newfag to melee the broken hellbomb aren't they

>>534974248
I'm not switching on crossplay for a million bucks lmao

>>534974335
it's ok
I always play crossplay

>>534973995
run but never gun before the buffs
powerfantasy hordeshooter after the buffs

Adding different destroyer types would be an easy way to add Long term content and increase player expression.

>Liberty Class Cruiser
Orbital Support destroyer, you can take an deploy multiple of the same orbitals and cool down is instant, but you only get a set number of uses before the destroyer has to rearm for 7 minutes and no eagles.

>Mother Eagle class Strike Carrier
Eagle support destroyer, take and use multiple of the same Eagle strats, reload time actually stays the same. No orbital Support.

These are really only OP for high skill players.

>>534974024
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>534973995
tactical action sandbox then
open map armed retardation simulator now

>>534974443
>Adding different destroyer types would be an easy way to add Long term content and increase player expression.
No, how about a Street Fighter crossover instead

>>534973835

Here's your crossover store item lineup Helldiver

>>534974443
>upgrades don't carry over so people who are sitting on their maxed samples can finally dump them

Helldiver. A new strategem has been issued to your arsenal. The Spartan.
Using sperm extracted directly from the testicles of General Brasch. And raised in secrecy on Super Earth. These highly trained, superhuman warriors can be called to assist you in battle.

>>534974106
>played halo 3 multiplayer split screen with cheaters
>played ODST for 2 hours
>playing REACH multiplayer for 15 minutes
yawn

>>534974728
if they gave me a master ch33f to deploy I would exclusively put him into instadeath and unwinnable situations like right in front of a pair of strider chin guns or the precise impact point of a mini nuke
anyone else

>>534973995
Co-op team shooter

>>534974724
perfect

I haven't played halo since Reach and refuse to play 343slop so I can still pretend it is a good and cool series.

>>534973239
I pogged but then I realize that they're probably going to add retarded shit instead of it just being an homage and immediately groaned.

Is this the halo thread?

>halocucks drooling over the possibility of a plasma grenade
Why would anybody want a HE grenade with no demolitions force?

>>534975019
What retarded shit would they add?

>>534974974
how does this effect me?

>>534975048
No it's the bleach thread.

>>534975084
Kek

>>534975048
no, it's the bait, samefagging and avatarfagging thread

>>534975101
Out of place crossover shit that'll look weird and jarring no matter how much halo shills insist that it totally fits.

>>534975084
anon this general is generally positive about the recent warbond, they will be gobbling the slop no matter which useless, stagnant, irrelevant, and offensively superfluous form it takes

>>534975048
In 2 weeks, friend.

>>534975084
It'd be ap5 unlike HE grenades. They'd buff HE grenades to ap5 (like they should have)

>>534975084
>they implement the spartan laser
>it somehow has spread, can kill you and it takes two hits to destroy a bot fab

>>534975258
Why are women like this?

Lobby doko?

>>534975101
>"energy" sword
>it's actually a styrofoam toy from super walmart

>>534975602
Eagle 1 is a lynx, not a dirty birb...

>>534975101
warthog skin for frv, only 3000SC

>>534975378
technically, HE grenades would work fine on tank armor oponents if they weren't explosion immune in all their low armor weak points.

What if they added a D11 and all it did was revert every nerf to enemies and spawn rates since last August

>PLEEEEEEEEASE ARROWHEAD
>PLEEEEEASE MAKE A CROSSOVER FOR MY DEAD FRANCHISE IT'LL BE THE MOST MAJOR THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO IT IN YEARS PLEAAAAASSSSEEEE
I like titanfall, halo, killzone, etc... but some of these niggers need to fucking let go. Hype and fanboyism is unironically ruining gaming.

>>534975824
Stuck culture

At this point the 40k crossover is only matter of time

literally anything besides working on your game

>>534975809
It would be the most lazy, uninspired way to introduce a new difficulty so it has a decent likelihood of happening
>>534975673
>reddit gobbles it up, "heh typical SE shenanigans!!!"

Keep in mind the shitter crying and whining about buffs, nerfs, and crossovers do not reflect the overall opinion of consensus of the Helldivers 2 playerbase.

Always keep in mind the kinds of people that go on these anonymous forums.

>>534975824
>Game attracts old people
>Old people want old people things in their old people game
>Some young people lose their fucking minds because they have based their entire personality on hating old people

>>534975101
>whole slew of Halo rifles as primary weapons
>90% of them are light-pen
>the 10% that are medium pen have dogshit handling, horrible ammo economy or a retarded scope
plasma weapons will simply not have demo force LOL

>>534976160
take your meds unc

What if they slashed the difficulties down to five like normal fucking devs?

>>534975824
halo is a unique case because helldivers are basically in-universe ODSTs, don't know what other modern shooter series would fit into helldivers anyway

>>534976106
Yeah that's kind of the problem

>>534975241
Ok zenfag, please explain how ODSTs will look out of place?

>>534976160
The funniest part is those same dumbfucks who base their entire personality on hating "old people" end up being the grumbliest grognards around when they get older.
t. 39 years old

Just make a new difficulty called chaos mode where your loadout is randomized and there's like 5 negative modifiers, that'll shut the difficulty fags up real fast

>>534976389
>zenfag
Who?

>>534976284
I can't believe they sell those controllers for 60 USD here. Crazy overpriced.

>>534967802
yui owes me loveydovey kissing sex

>>534976284
10 difficulties is way too much.

>>534976426
Make a dificulty called "poser mode" where you get d1 rewards, but d10 seed with double health.

>>534975258
>>534975718
It's absurd how much big cats resemble small cats (or the other way around, I guess) behaviourally.

>>534976614
All cats are cats.

BIG announcement today surely, trust the plan bros

>>534976614
medium cat supremacy

>>534976429
Fuck you for being all peaceful and shit

Sex with YeezeID

>>534976389
BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING ODSTs

>>534960236
I've always wanted the Tengu commando armor from Mgs2 in Helldivers

>>534976872
>literally the thing helldivers are based on will look out of place in helldivers
Nah, bruv, nah.

>>534976781
Anon, read the room.

>>534976959
space marines are 40ks version of ODSTs, does that mean they wouldn't be out of place in HD2 either?

>>534977146
Space Marines are super soldiers jacked up times 5, they are in NO way compareable to ODSTs or Helldivers.

AH is seriously playing with fire by adding so many crossover weapons. Players from those games will have a baseline of performance to compare the bug-ridden swedejank to, and some of them will start asking questions.

>>534977146
No, you're thinking of Cadians.
Space Marines are Spartans.

>>534960034
>artistic integrity and coherence
Good joke bro

>>534977146
>space marines are 40ks version of ODSTs
no they aren't lmao, nothing in halo or helldivers compares to a fucking space marine

you're looking for these guys

>>534977226
they literally deploy on planets in drop pods

>>534977146
>Space Marines are ODSTs
Nope, that would be Elysian Drop Troops or Harakoni Warhawks.

>WAHHH WAHH MOMMY HELP, ARROW KEEPS ADDING CROSSOVER CONTENT INSTEAD OF CHANGING MY DIAPERS AND MY IDOL BEJITA KEEPS JOBBING
Fucking pathetic.

>>534977146
Space Marines are genetically engineered super human soldiers. ODSTs are elite human soldiers.

>>534977146
1. No they arent.
2. Helldivers design takes heavy inspiration from ODSTs. Thus, because of that, ODSTs would not look out of place

>>534977347
So do Spartans in Halo, retard. Space Marines are biologically altered killing machine in layers of armor

>>534977146
>space marines are 40ks version of ODSTs
No? You're thinking of Elysians or the Tempestus.

>>534977347
Are...are you fucking demented? How does that in any fucking way make them compareable to Helldivers or ODSTs?

>>534960034
Cope, seethe & dilute, tranny

>>534977521
>does orbital shock assault in a drop pod
>is not an orbital drop shock tropper

>>534977347
>Uhh you see, they both do this thing so they're the same!
Damm, your parents and I must be the same then, because we both have to suffer your nonsense.

>>534977347
You have to be 18 to post here.

JEGA! Bring this one to the chambers... hohoho...

>>534977635
>A square and a triangle both have sides
>This means that they're both the same shape

>>534977146
>space marines are 40ks version of ODSTs
Excuuuuse me?

>>534977892
>this triangle looks like a triangle and has as many sides as a triangle
>but its not a triangle... because it just isn't okay?!

This is what will happen in two weeks

>40K tourists unironically thinking ODST's are comparible to Space Marines
40K going mainstream was a mistake

>>534977832
we already did that meme back in 4, get with the times infinitebab

>>534977146
that's as retarded as saying tigers are the cat equivalent of saint bernard dogs

40k kiddies just got fucking trolled so hard

>>534978196
I didn't expect that.
Nice one, Anon.

>>534977146
This is why the emperor doesn't speak to us anymore.

>>534978496
>I was pretending to be retarded!

>>534978496
>Acts like a retard
>Heh epic trolling

This is not the most retarded discussion on here but its easily top ten

>>534978451
That's Bungie lore though.

What's a Helldiver going to do against bugs like THESE?

>>534978604
>>534978607
It's the most fucking obvious bait ever, how do you retards not fucking see that? This website is fucking dead.

>>534978718
What the fuck is this meme?

>>534978718
THEY JUST KEEP COMING

So will we get the Marathon logo?

>>534978734
>S-See the bait was obvious
>That means it's ok for me to be a retard

where is the starship trooper crossover?

>>534978718
Modern halo shit is incomprehensible to me.

>>534978837
Didn't 343 remove it from a bunch of shit in the MCC?

>>534978830
It is quite literally endless...

>>534978718
Sing victory everlasting.

>>534978830
I guess some kind of explanation is in order. This is the Endless, a new ancient evil revealed near the end of the first Halo Infinite single player campaign titled "Become". The Endless is a species of alien imprisoned on the Zeta Halo ring (Installation 07) by the Forerunners. On the ring is a location known as "The Silent Auditorium" in which The Forerunners would pass judgement on The Endless before their imprisonment. The Endless as we know it is similar in appearance to those of the Cambrian Explosion approximately 541 million years ago on our own planet Earth. Pure speculation at this point, but this may be a new hint connecting Humans and Forerunners in the Halo series. Anyway, the only remaining member of The Endless that we know about is The Harbinger, who joins a faction of former Covenant known as The Banished, lead of course by the Brute War Master known as Atriox. She does so with the secret plan to use The Banished and their hold on the Zeta Halo ring to free her people from their ancient imprisonment and unleash them upon the unknowing Galaxy. If you want to learn more about The Endless and what happens next in their story, you can find out soon when Halo: The Endless releases on Xbox One, Xbox Series consoles, Playstation 5, Steam, and Windows platforms as well as releasing day one on Xbox Game Pass and Xbox Game Pass PC. If you wanna talk about this more you can add me at GT: YeezeID, I'll send you an invite to my private discord server where we can continue this discussion. Y'know, just us. Haha if that's alright of course...

>>534978985
I don't fucking get it...

>>534978718
ENTER

>>534978840
Nigger, I wasn't even the fucking person who made the post. I'm just calling you guys idiots for falling for the most lazy 40k fag bait ever.

how is EDF collab

Buying bf

>/hg/ refugees browning up the thread
>not your average halofag that stopped playing after reach
>these retards held their mouth open and let 343 shit directly in their mouth for a decade
>now they're here to circlejerk their dead franchise
abandon hope, all ye who enter here

>>534978837
Idk, whats the nearest submissve and plagiarizable artist?

>>534978718
they look like they will move forward until all their enemies are destroyed

>>534979046
SHITviator doesn't stand a chance.

>>534975762
the main issue is the explosion radius for ap4 is like 2 inches.

>>534979114
You're brown

The final battle between Atriox and Yhwach takes a dark and decisive turn. As the two adversaries face each other on the destroyed battlefield of Zeta Halo, the air is saturated with the weight of desolation and defeat. Atriox, with his shattered arm at his feet, is on his knees, his gaze lost in the dust raised by his own desperate attacks. Yhwach, the Quincy King, remains imposing, the manifestation of his sovereign power encircling him like a halo of vibrant darkness. "This is the end, Atriox," Yhwach proclaims, his voice as piercing as the force that now renders him invincible, the Quincy King advances, the intent to finish the battle emanating from every step, with a single movement, he hits Atriox with a wave of energy so powerful that reality itself seems to tremble. Atriox falls, his energy dwindling like a flame in the storm, Yhwach looks down at the fallen war chief, a glimpse of respect passing through his eyes. "You fought bravely, but the new era is mine to shape," he declares. With Atriox defeated, Yhwach extends his hand, absorbing the remnants of the galaxy, unifying them under his dark dominion. The Banished, now without their war chief, retreat into the shadows of history, whispering prayers for a tomorrow they know will never come, the Quincy King reigns supreme, a new order established under the impassive gaze of the ark outside of the galaxy, the balance of existence is irreparably altered, and hope is just a forgotten word in the era of Yhwach, the true monarch of the universe.
Yhwach stands unchallenged, his dominion absolute. Across the fallen universes, his will resonates, extinguishing the last embers of resistance. The era of Yhwach ushers in silence, broken only by the hollow winds that carry the echoes of his omnipotence. His reign is now eternal, a timeless empire forged in the shadows of his power.

>>534979114
>now they're here to circlejerk their dead franchise
I don't think you understand what /hg/ truly is, lil bro.
Also, you're brown.

>>534978929
So despite the rights issues with Microsoft and 343 trying to scrub it if you look hard enough you can still see it in the Halo games even in MCC, Bungie were so high when they made Halo that they made it their job to put as many logos in as they can to the especially in the levels

The Inevitable is coming.

>>534979313
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534974106
When Gaylo fans were playing their kiddie sci-fi baby shit and sperging about how having a 5 square meters of an open arena to drive a car in was a gaming revolution, I was out there, liberating Everon in combined arms combat with my friends.

>>534979293
>>534979324
y-you're brown you bastard

>>534979313
M-my knees... They're b-bending on their own...

>>534979507
Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about

>>534975718
Eagle 1 is definitely a cougar

>>534978718
>>534979023
>Halo become "LE ENDLESS ANCIENT SPECIES THAT ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF PLACE"
Im so fucking glad I stopped at halo 3

>>534979654
Nice try, but Halo, especially Halo 2, is Mexican.

>>534944886
>Purple, Yellow/Orange, Blue then... Red
The guy who made this had ONE FUCKING JOB

>>534955379
There’s already a bubble backpack..,
>>534961094
Literally the tenderizer lmao

mask = halo
kensei = helldivers
rose = a pregnant woman

>>534979914
He means as a passive

>>534978718
>Calling in a sentry!

>>534975824
Titianfall is the worst offender when it comes to this.

>>534980081
Anon, the flood can infect machinery too, including AI.

>>534979721
I don't need to explain myself to brown people.

>>534979287
Explosions only dealing real damage in a tiny microscopic bit and then basically dealing no damage on the rest of the AoE while AH "buffs" them by increasing the damage on the central picocentimeter of the AoE is insane.

>>534980238
Looks like a game only third worlders play on their shitty 20 year old computers. No wonder this thread is always bitching about performance issues.

>>534979843
Oh, it got much much MUCH worse.
Turns out there was a secret Prophet who is more than a thousand years old. He's currently resurrecting to Covenant.
Also, there was a Greater Ark and Greater Halos.
The Flood was space dog food.

>>534968138
Quake crossover when?

>>534980216
>the flood
No, something worse. Something... Endless....

>>534980216
>Le biological thing can infect machinery and AI because... IT JUST CAN, OKAY?!
I hate this trope so much. Why does every Sci-fi setting always devolve into psuedo fantasy but still insists its not magic?

Itho 'Hesiikee? JOBBED to BASE CHADtriox
Let 'Volir? JOBBED to Leader of the Banished GODtriox
Jovus? JOBBED to CHADer of the GODished CHADtriox
Douglas? JOBBED to War Master CHADtriox
Alice? JOBBED to CHAD Master CHADtriox
Jerome? JOBBED to CHAD CHADster CHADtriox
The Infinity? JOBBED to JIHADIST GODtriox
Master Chief? JOBBED to MY NAME IS GODtriox
Cortana? JOBBED to TANKtriox
Arbiter? JOBBED to War CHAD of the BRVTES GODtriox
The Flood? JOBBED to CHAD CHAD of the CHADS CHADtriox

ENTER BRVTE
THE LEADER OF THE FREE GALAXY
THE COVENANT'S ONE FEAR
THE GOD OF TWO TIMELINES
THE INHERITOR OF THE MANTLE OF RESPONSIBILITY
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE LEADER OF THE BANISHED
THE ALPHA
THE OMEGA
THE UNDEFEATED
THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE INVINCIBLE
THE INEVITABLE
THE ENDLESS
THE GOD OF TIME
ENTER BRVTE
THE CHAD MASTER OF THE CHADISHED
CHADTRIOX, THE LAST FACE YOU WILL EVER SEE

>>534980449
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>534977146
>space marines are 40ks version of ODST

>>534980516
lazy writing

>>534980516
Because hard, serious Sci-Fi is a lot of work for both the writer and the reader.
Most modern sci-fi is just fantasy wearing a futuristic skin

>>534980449
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>534980516
Anon, they literally created life. They're the zombies of ancient GODS. They can even talk to a rock and share their memories.

The Ancient Antagonist. The Beater of BITCHtana. The Cultivator of Chills. The Dictator of Discontent. The Evolving Epidemic. The Finisher of Forerunners. The Greatest of Grils. The Harbinger of Halo. The Ideal Invertebrate. The Judge of Jobbers. The Kingpin of Kino. The Lord of Lolis. The Mastermind of Mischief. The Nightmare of Numerous. The Overlord of Obscenity. The Polygar of Post-credits. The Queen of Quivering. The Ruler of Reach. The Sultan of Sequel-bait. The Thane of the Thread. The Übermensch of Unstoppable. The Villain of Vitriol. The Warrior of Waves. The Xenon of Xbox. The Yes-man of Yonder. The Zealot of Zanzibar.
THE COLOSSAL CRAB
THE AWAKENED ANOMALOCARIS
THE FRIGHTENING FREEZE
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE FORERUNNERS FEAR
THE CRAB BEHIND THE CURTAIN
THE REGAL ROGUE
THE ELEGANT EXTRATERESTRIAL
THE SHUDDERER OF SOYS
THE CHILLER OF CHIEFS
THE MOGUL OF MONKEYS
THE TERRIFYING OF TIME TRAVEL
THE PRIMORDIAL PUNISHMENT
THE TSAR OF TOUHOU
THE CREAMER OF CQBS
THE BARON OF BAD WRITING
THE PREHISTORIC PERSECUTOR
THE ADDITIONAL ANCIENT EVIL
THE ALLY OF ATRIOX
THE CRUSHER OF CUNNY
THE RAVAGER OF REACHAROUNDS
THE VAPORIZOR OF NOSTALGIAFAGS
THE ANNIHILATOR OF AVIATORS
THE CONSUMER OF CH4DS
THE LIQUIDATOR OF LOREFAGS
THE ERECTOR OF TOWERS
THE GALACTIC PANDEMIC
THE JANNIES' ONE FEAR
THE ONE WHO WILL DESTROY CHIFU, ARBY, AND FERNANDO'S PUSSIES
GODless the BEST
BESTless the BRUTE
MASTERless the INEVITABLE
ALPHAless the SEXUALLY APPEALING
KINOless the BANE OF BUNGIEFAGS
UNSTOPPABLEless the IMPERVIOUS
SEXYless the CHAD
STRONGless the UNSTOPPABLE
BRING MEless the UNMATCHED
ANCIENTless the BETTER THAN DIDACT
BIGless the BIG
MACROless the MASSIVE
MYSTERIOUSless the UNSEEN
HOOKless the DLC STINGER
TIMEless the RETCON
THE BEST 343 COULD COME UP WITH
LITERALLY A SECOND ANCIENT EVIL
ENTER ENDLESSCHAD, UNLEASHED UPON THE GALAXY

y'all need to fuck of back to /hg/ this is a helldivers thread

>The Flood
Weak.
>The Endless
Pathetic.
>The Nothing
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>534980903
I like this post

>>534980903
no

>>534980903
now that we're getting a halo slop crossover these niggas are here to stay

>>534980823
Make a fantasy setting. Keep your cringy fantasy reject fanfic out of my sci-fi setting. Or at the very least just admit you want a mix and stop trying to pretend otherwise.

>>534980216
Yes but my helldiver doesnt know any of that shit. He's gonna see weird bugs & shoot them with the same tac t it's he uses against bugs

>>534980406
A third worlders 20 years old PC is still significantly more powerful than your ghettobox so this is not the own you thought it would be.

Ways to make the game more difficult:
>more complex objectives
>more negative modifiers
>less mission time
>more environmental hazards
>tougher, faster, more accurate enemies
>enemies have longer range
>more enemies
>less ammo, stims, and lives

redditors and /hdg/:
>"NOOOOO all of that is artificial difficulty! They should like umm improve enemy ai or something idk lol"
>*Arrowhead proceeds to improve enemy ai*
>"NOOOOO the enemy ai is overtuned and too unfair!!!!! AH needs to increase the difficulty without being unfair and annoying!!!"

We will never get an actual hard mode added to this game because the fanbase consists of the biggest faggots on earth.

>>534981004
not if I have anything to say about it

>>534980903
Halo just got announced for Helldivers you fucking retard
>*shoves you to the ground*
>*pack of rabid jiralhanae with aids swarm you and tear off your clothes and rape you*

>>534981069
Play a different game.

>>534981170
don't respond to obvious bait

>>534980903
Not anymore

so we will still be able to buy this month warbound with SC? i have no idea how to get the new token

>>534981243
How is it bait if its true?

>>534981170
Stop ruining games by being a casual faggot piece of shit.

This is /hhdg/ now.

>>534981021
Ah so you are brown. Case in point little Javier.

>>534981334
Then why dont you go play one of those instead of asking helldivers to become something its not?
Play something else

>>534980516
The nervous system runs on electrical signals.

When I mentioned Joel and Alexus getting raped by packs of gorillas, I sure as hell didn't expect it to actually be Brutes, but it's a welcome change.

>>534977146
>tfw when used to be a 40k cuck
>no idea about halo or its terminology
Embarrassing, but the it leads me to remind you the scions are the assumedly the equivalent
>las weapon powered by hellbomb backpack when?

>>534981334
your schizo delusions aren't the truth, no matter how often you post them

I'm glad Xbros are gonna be able to play now. Too many snoys in here

>>534981470
Cool. Dont care. Take your psuedo zombie magic plague out of sci-fi. Thanks.

>>534981069
>more complex objectives
>more negative modifiers
>less mission time
>faster, more accurate enemies
>more environmental hazards
>enemies have longer range
>more enemies
>less ammo, stims, and lives
Those all sound fun.
>tougher enemies
Artificial difficulty, at least in the way Arrowhead does it. I can accept Flesh Mobs as Illuminate specific gimmick enemy, and even Leviathans as the funny mission modifier but giving Automatons an enemy that follows the same pattern of really annoying stun enemy with absurd amounts of durable and no obvious weakspots was too much and I expect it to only get worse once they reduce enemy spawn budget on Xbox release.

it makes no sense
in their game, the starter pistol is the strongest shit ever
in our game, the starter pistol is the one gun damn well near 100% of the player base abandoned permanently as soon as they could

>>534977146
I know you guys are retarded but really?

>>534981772
>in their game, the starter pistol is the strongest shit ever
Hasn't been that way in like 20 years, Anon.

>>534981427
>>534981170
Ten difficulty modes and not one is allowed to be difficult.

>inb4 durrr just play with bad teammates or take a dogshit loadout!!! durrr!
If i have to handicap myself on the hardest mode for a small bit of challenge then something is very wrong with the game.

>>534981414
Only one of us is American, and it isn't me, so I'm not sure what you are on about Pablo.

>>534981069
>mostly a buzzword but yeah more missions would be cool
>and more positive modifyers to make high difficulties more interesting
>sure
>artificial difficulty
>sure? Enemies already have a decent range anyway
>engine limitations. Sorry babe
>sure

>>534981772
peacemaker is good now I swear

>>534977146
Right.
So, the anti-halo posters are retarded then.

>>534981772
Peacemaker is a fine gun but it isn't S tier so redditors and /hdg/ claim that its bad.

>halonigger spam
>40k bait
>retards feeding (You)s to the nerftranny
Yeah /hdg/ is at a new low

534981750
>low iq tldr post
>nothing but effeminate oriental lies
Woah
>>534981906
Mexicans didn’t play halo. They played battlefield and call of duty.

>>534981904
>"MAN, I WISH THIS GAME HAD HARDCORE MODE WITH SEX AND DRUGS AND GORE FOR THE BIG BOY GAMER LIKE ME!"
Play.
A.
Different.
Game.

>>534981772
Peacemaker is legitimately pretty fun to use

>>534981892
I thought the crossover is supposed to be with the really ancient spinoff nobody played, not the nu-Halo. Did Halofags lie to me?

>>534982110
Trust me, Anon.
It can get worse.

>>534982159
No. Redditors and /hdg/ screamed and stomp their feet until the game was made to suit their skill issues. I will continue to seethe until i get what i want.

>>534982159
>>"MAN, I WISH THIS GAME HAD HARDCORE MODE WITH SEX
Me too desu

>>534982201
but is it worth skipping the outrageous utility of something like loyalist, grenade pistol, ultimatum, or even just the extreme performance of verdict or senator? it seems like a strict flavor pick

Splitfags had us meet as foes, but hatred of the Swigger will make us brothers!

>>534977146
the sheer amount of of seething this one post has cause among warhammer 40iq chair sniffers is hilarious

>>534982123
I wouldn't know, I never met a Mexican (or a brown person, for that matter).
I did see a nigger once on the bus everyone was staring at him until he went away.

>>534982159
Kuromi crossover with Helldivers when?

Finally SHITdivers is worth playing.

>>534982159
>cozy open world adventure life sim cute game with sex and drugs and gore
Man, I wish there was a single game like that.

>>534982240
>can
will
if you think this thread has seen bait you confirm that you have seen nothing

>>534982298
>I will continue to seethe until i get what i want.
Go seethe on reddit and discord then, because there's not a single chance that whining here is going to get AH to do shit.

>>534982332
something something 40k naturally attracts retards

>>534982298
Youre right. Helldivers is now Redditdivers Its time to play..... A..... Different.... Game....

>>534982310
Utility on the pistol slot was a mistake.