>be into harry potter as kid
>pick up book about wizards
>wow so cool mommy i wanna be a wizard!!!1
>actually become wizard
>spends years honing my wizard skills
>years hoarding talismans, idols, wands, amulets, incense, cauldrons, bells, golden dragon statues and other items
>murder people online through hex magic for shits and giggles
>use invisibility magic to steal shit
>one got told by some discord fags that im not doing real magic(k) the right way and they show me their 1200 page grimoire about jungian sexopsychology
>tell me i can win the lottery
>laugh as I conjure gold from my shit
>kill them by summoning snakes inside their bowels for annoying me
>nobody can stop me
>the illuminati and the freemasons fear me; their spells are paltry compared to mine
>entire governments spending millions cannot match my magical might
>I am the supreme wizard now