>be interested in magic
>read all the harry potter books
>go on discord video chat
>say i wanna be a wizard like harry potter
>"LMAO anon that isn't REAL magic. what you need is MAGICK. with a K. what do you know about chaos magick?"
>"chaos magick is how you make all your wishes come true, but it isn't make believe like harry potter. you gotta make a sigil, otherwise it doesn't work"
>"take your message, remove the vowels and duplicate letters, write down what's left, and connect the letters to make a squiggle doodle."
>ummmm k
>do all that
>"cool, now you gotta cum on it"
>what
>"yeah bro you gotta charge it with sexual energy. otherwise it won't work. just common sense. so get naked and start masturbating"
>this is all pretty gay but i want my wishes to come true so fuck it
>turn camera off
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK? you gotta leave it on. otherwise it won't work."
>learnedhelplessness.jpeg
>get naked
>masturbate
>other guy in chat starts doing his walter white impression
>"JESSE, WE NEED TO GET NAKED AND MASTURBATE"
>everyone gets naked
>everyone masturbates to the little squiggle doodle that i made
>everyone nuts with the force of a thousand suns
>win lottery next day
this shit actually works, but i've determined that no one does it because there's almost nothing gayer
>read all the harry potter books
>go on discord video chat
>say i wanna be a wizard like harry potter
>"LMAO anon that isn't REAL magic. what you need is MAGICK. with a K. what do you know about chaos magick?"
>"chaos magick is how you make all your wishes come true, but it isn't make believe like harry potter. you gotta make a sigil, otherwise it doesn't work"
>"take your message, remove the vowels and duplicate letters, write down what's left, and connect the letters to make a squiggle doodle."
>ummmm k
>do all that
>"cool, now you gotta cum on it"
>what
>"yeah bro you gotta charge it with sexual energy. otherwise it won't work. just common sense. so get naked and start masturbating"
>this is all pretty gay but i want my wishes to come true so fuck it
>turn camera off
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK? you gotta leave it on. otherwise it won't work."
>learnedhelplessness.jpeg
>get naked
>masturbate
>other guy in chat starts doing his walter white impression
>"JESSE, WE NEED TO GET NAKED AND MASTURBATE"
>everyone gets naked
>everyone masturbates to the little squiggle doodle that i made
>everyone nuts with the force of a thousand suns
>win lottery next day
this shit actually works, but i've determined that no one does it because there's almost nothing gayer
