>>23146023
Could've sworn it was December 17th... but hey. I guess August 20th works too. What is a month or two or three? Thanks for prematurely aging me, still not old enough for ultra porn, but I'll get there eventually.

Since we're talking about birthdays and getting older, how has your year been? Did anything change on your end? Did you do anything neat? Accomplish anything big? I mean, it's three hundred and sixty five days, after all. You definitely did something with that time, other than be the same person you are now right?

If you didn't, that's okay, there's another three hundred and sixty five days to keep on trying. Another year, followed by another, followed by another. Don't worry about your body falling apart, your hair line receding, your muscles aching, your joints aching, and things rapidly changing around you.

I mean, aging? That only happens to other people, not you. Never you. Not whatsoever, so keep on doing you and don't change, your tomorrows are most certainly guaranteed as well as each and every single set of three hundred and sixty five days that occur for you to waste and idle your time with, not changing or improving on your situation whatsoever.

God, you really should share that secret of eternal youth to the public, you'd be a millionaire you know? Overnight, fame and fortune.