Thread 23100204

write your blogs or whatever else you want to write.

>>23100204 (OP)
local brit whomst is a fan of small 'mons goes to new factory game world, realises the place is FUCKING HOT AS SHIT

wplace sucks it's just fucking deltarune and pride flags no matter where you zoom
I guess it's softly more interesting than /r/place which was just 30 different country flags but both are ultimately boring
I guess collaborative pixel art is just doomed when it gets big though.

*monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch* *monch*

Chill Synthwave Playlist - Moonlight Martini // Royalty Free Copyright Safe Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pjORz7rXIk

A row of men panned across firing weapons at weapons. Weilders walk forward. No extra holes.

Situation.

Solution.

Troops drop in, secure a safe area for the enemy to be free of their instrucrion.
All at once to obtain individuals.

No harm done. Gains train to do the same, reascue their own kind.

Flying over the city loiking at the lights out the open side door. Vertical as it turns. Nothing falls out. Secure.

Some faggot on the last happening thread thought I didn't understand how ids work. Can't a nigga nostalgia spam?

Bonjour.

I'm Danny.
I've been posting here for ages.

I also use my first name to identify my posts.
You guys know me better than most, so plz check out my TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stickolantern

we're taking a /nah/p

mmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>23104754
who the fuck is "we" discord nigger?

We out here /nah/ppen

I was putting away my lawn mower today and a yellow jacket stung my arm for no reason :-(
What a mean little shit.

yesterday I forgot to put butter on the pancakes, and they dried out. They also came out too thick and I ate too much :(

>>23104833
i rescind this remark
gotta stop staying up so late
>>23104754
sorry

>>23107228
is blini or syrniki taster, anon? which one should i cook

Bumo

>>23107228
I had the opposite problem a few days ago, I buttered my waffles as soon as they were done but it took so long to make them all that the first ones got soggy. I bought a big ancient double sized waffle iron to cut the time in half but it's too big and unruly to work with sometimes.

nahppenings?

>>23113374
Fresh out sorry
Come back later when we've restocked

these /nah/s are really lame. i never thought i would sort of miss trash and /qa/. i hate posting with a flag

>>23113942
yeah. these threads kinda dried up fast. they were interesting for like one or two threads but /nah/ just keep getting posted in the main thread and nobody really comes here.

Lately, I been feeling strangely nostalgic. Started last night. I started reminiscing about the shit I would do irl then eventually it got worse and started thinking about the web. Decided to go searching through old post and visit old websites (some are dead which made me feel sad).

I started missing old deviantart, old tumblr, and generals. I miss how the board environment was back then. Today, it feels a lot more dead and artificial. I dont disregard the fact that I onluy remember the better times and had younger and fresher mind, but still. Just a fleeting feeling.

>>23114563
Posters here are trash. /bant/ has always had the lamest and least fun user group I have ever witnessed. Because this board is at most 10 different active people, it dries up fast and it feels pointless to be here, might as well post in the /hap/ beacuase even there it is dead.

>>23114577
all me

>>23113942
>>23114563
I haven't felt the need need to use /nah/ since the move from /trash/. /ban/t is already the personal blogging board.

>>23113942
everything's afraid of becoming the "that guy" of hap because they can't samefag or pretend to be someone else when their hot opinions are proven wrong

>>23117168
then just be genuine

>>23117168
reminds me of those uhh
is it called "nextdoor"?
there's like a mini facebook for gossiping locally about people you live near, basically

and those fucking ring doorbells

i dunno how many people realize this but all the cameras everywhere are certainly used as training data for fucking singaporean AI companies

regardless of the poor security & clearnet sites for looking at unsecured camera systems

>>>/co/149886306
I'm coming dangerously close to waifuing a cartoon clown

>>>/v/718208621
>>23119562
i finally beat this game.
here's the summary of the game.
https://files.catbox.moe/m7oqr6.png

also shoutouts to izana for silencing the freeze staff maid. could not have beat the game like i did without his contribution.

>>23119709
I got really obsessed with this game and as soon as I finish BirthRight, I dove straight to Conquest. I never finished the third game because I got so burnt out. I have no idea how the game concludes with the "real ending."

Who was your first wife?

>>23106200
My yellow jacket sting turned into a rash. :(

i have about 10 hours to tackle a mountain of dishes but i have to sleep first
this is a bothersome ordeal for me

these Pano on Linux crashes are ridiculous, I wonder why nobody el-

>>>/v/718238257
>Somebody gets blamed for running the threads
>It isn't me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZ79oQxqOg
TODO O ALGO DE PASION
NUESTRO AMOR ESTA CONTAMINADO
COCOLATE PARA DOS
EL SISTEMA FA-LLA

no nahppenings?

>>23128461
i did my dishes

>>23128897
thanks for all your hard work
i demanded blogs
you delivered

>>23128904
you are most welcome

Fire emblem

i can't think of much to blog about
i seared some tuna which had been in the fridge over 48 hours
it came out great, i just hope i don't die

>>>/vp/58131027
they're mentioning the sister thread on /ef/ in a post about gacha horse game no less.

I'm not feeling much want to masturbate after I did THAT
Maybe this will stay and I'll just drop the habit
Probably not. I'll be horny again like usual within a week

>>23131632
thank you for your non essential blog
>>23133576
just choose to not
what happened to your will?
choose to not and just agree with yourself to not think about it, use your games as the crutch.

>>23133781
games?

>>23133781
of course

>>23133885
what ones have you wanted to play?

>>23133921
none of them sorry.. I'm not that other guy, but I imagine you know that

>>23133781
I don't know if I really want to stop masturbating. Just noticing that my libido has gone down.

>>23133924
it's very possible that i got confused
was tired and on a bender with my aunt last night

I know you get confused..

Bumo

>>23102022
the tranny behind o9a/764 averi spam reveals xerself

>>23102022
tasty

>>23140183
averi is a pedo nazi tranny satanist dogwistle


KILL YOURSELF

>>23140180
>>23140230
you say disgusting things

>>23140237
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF tranny satanist pedophile

>>23140230
bro got trolled by one (1) discord and declared a furry waifubait the best of the apocalypse

>>23140269
Speaking for discord, is there even one public discord server that isn't crap?

>Just make your own server!
Every time I open new discord servers, almost everyone that joins are lurkers.

>>23140489
tewi

>>>/v/718592683
>>>/v/718591064
>>>/v/718591275
stop making so many threads.

>>23140489
I have never used discord with people i dont know IRL, sincerely have no idea.

>>>/v/718606027
i love scrimbloing shitters. another chapter down.

happy birthday /qa/ doge

oh and look who showed up? an old friend perhaps? :)

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/73610286/#73652053_8

happy birthday from natalie and bruce.

>>>/v/718579134
them's fightin herds is completely banned from /v/ for GR15 even though it isn't actually my little pony related ever since an early beta version.

Worst thread ever. Please consider seeking help.

>>23144773
thank you i try my best

>>23142817
It was? Huh. I wasn't aware of that.

Thank you? I guess?

>>23146023
Could've sworn it was December 17th... but hey. I guess August 20th works too. What is a month or two or three? Thanks for prematurely aging me, still not old enough for ultra porn, but I'll get there eventually.

Since we're talking about birthdays and getting older, how has your year been? Did anything change on your end? Did you do anything neat? Accomplish anything big? I mean, it's three hundred and sixty five days, after all. You definitely did something with that time, other than be the same person you are now right?

If you didn't, that's okay, there's another three hundred and sixty five days to keep on trying. Another year, followed by another, followed by another. Don't worry about your body falling apart, your hair line receding, your muscles aching, your joints aching, and things rapidly changing around you.

I mean, aging? That only happens to other people, not you. Never you. Not whatsoever, so keep on doing you and don't change, your tomorrows are most certainly guaranteed as well as each and every single set of three hundred and sixty five days that occur for you to waste and idle your time with, not changing or improving on your situation whatsoever.

God, you really should share that secret of eternal youth to the public, you'd be a millionaire you know? Overnight, fame and fortune.

>>23146048
Mmm. Delicious birthday cake however. Thanks.

Really though, you should try to improve upon your own life and stop being a BPD ass schizo IRL as well as online if you want to make it past 30.

Or don't, and kill yourself when you realize that time waits for no one, and is especially cruel to those those who do nothing with it, resulting in loss of opportunity, availability, and understanding as the world evolved without you, as your body openly rebels against you. Means very little to me in the long run, other than "I've outlived yet another. Neat."

Mmm...man, this cake is really something else! Devil's food cake?

>>23146064
You got your license right?
You got your degree right?
You bought a house right?
You paid off your student loans right?
You bought a new car yet right?
You got a job you enjoy right?
You got health, vision, dental, medical and life insurance right?
You started investing in varied stock portfolios right?
You got married right?
You had a kid right?

Just want to double check, these are some pretty basic things you should've reasonably done by now. You probably did some of those things, maybe. Probably. If you haven't, then what are you waiting for? Do you believe that Father Time has paused his palm over you, just because you spend most of your time in a virtual escapist world that caters to your own sense of being, rather than realizing that you've let sand slip through your fingertips, and wasting precious seconds that you can never get back like an idiot child with a water hose.

But hey, at least you posted enough on the internet, gooned to enough virtual cartoon girls and filled your time with inane gluttonous consumerist slop to distract you from the Reality and maintain the delusion you have that Time will wait for you, and that you're utilizing it properly by pissing it away, and stagnating as an individual.

Fucking putzer ass cretin, who laughs at those who drown, and deludes himself on the idea he can breathe water.

Save the taxpayer some money and jump in front of a bus, you worthless cunt or better yet, get off your fat ass and make a change in your life instead of wasting your precious youth as you taunt others with Time's passage. Delusional little prick.

nasty

>>23146048
>>23146064
>>23146088
nope wasted another year!
you jelly? you mad?

I'm hardly the only hiki that exists and this is the first time I've seen you get mad at losers like me. you're just getting mad at yourself it seems. mad that i remind you how old you are.
how's your back?
how's the ex?
how's the addictions?
pill stack to keep you alive at this age not too big i hope?
how's your parents if they're still alive, probably dinosaurs at this point.
surely you checked something off your bucket list? just one more thing done in vain and you will be "successful" and can die happy. that's how this works, right?

NO IT CANNOT BE
I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE WAGESLAVING FOR DR. GOYBERG
I DESERVE TO BE HAPPIER THAN RANDOM INTERNET NEETS
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

such delicious tears. maybe another yacht for your boss will help soothe your soul.

lol

just kidding i love you baby you know i didn't mean any of it haha it was just a joke

mmhhdffh

>>23146023
>>23146064

>>23142817
>>23146048

>>23146508
>>23146546
>>23146553
>>23146784
Typical smarmy ass BPD fag behavior.

*throws a knife at you*
*gets tossed a knife back*
*BPD defense "omg, ur so mad*
*it was my BPD sowwy*

Disgusting and insufferable, practice self care and grounding rather than expecting everyone else to haul your toxic sludge ass. Better yet, continue to double and triple down on your current lifestyle and engage in more and more risky behavior that leads you in either a mental hospital, a prison cell or a grave, so at least I don't have to deal with whatever mood swing you've got up your ass because you want attention that you've never gotten from a parent you big whiny bitch.

Go be a dramatic toxic annoying obnoxious cunt to someone else you mentally ill lolcow.

>>23147654
I think he'd get better if you started dating him and treated him to some BDC

>>23147660
I have an extremely low tolerance of human trash to begin with, let alone human trash that does nothing to improve their situations. What makes you think I have any interest of being involved with human trash that actively evades and sabotages their own recovery?

No thanks, I'd rather date an actual grizzly bear.

>>23147686
>What makes you think I have any interest of being involved with human trash
Probably because your weird relationship with him has been going on for so long. After a couple of years you start to suspect things and come up with wild theories. You never know whats actually happening behind the scenes.

>>23147697
>oh hey, these two people who frequent the same bar who openly dislike one another to the point where they regularly fight and throw punches at each other must have a thing for one another.

People aren't Tumblr shipping, he's a BPD faggot loser with a stalking quirk because he misconstrues negative attention as attention in general because he is attention starved.

I could literally straddle him and punch him while yelling "kill yourself Human garbage" until he is in the ER suffering from major concussion, and he would view it as positive reinforcement. That's the kind of faggot he is, and when you don't give him that attention, he thinks its okay to bait it by being a smarmy cunt by throwing a knife.

But yeah, totally. Toxic slash shipping, its just like your animes or something.

PFFT

>>23147704
> its just like your animes or something.
Happening threads really would be a lot more interesting if he was your secret boyfriend and a hot twink instead of a fat furry.

new Woe, Is Me and The Devil Wears Prada tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ka4TeYE5k

nevermind that's out now I should just check shit

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

>>23147710
It'd at least be much more tolerable than being orbited by a mentally ill BPD gooner lolcow who posts Nikocado unironically while going "ew, yucky" when it comes to meds and separating their online persona from real world one.

That goes same for the faggots in chat right now.

>>23147735
>>23147736
Listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDK2CYya-gg

>>23147754
>That goes same for the faggots in chat right now.
Still trying to figure out what you mean by this.

>>23147754
>in chat
YO CHAT CLIP THAT
CHAT IS THIS REAL?

CAN WE GET A POGGERS IN THE CHAT BOYS?

>>23147795
he's live on twitch/youtube/rumble
probably rumble based on his liberal use of the word fag and such.

>>23147654
>happy birthday
>VGH THE BPD SCHIZO IS TAUNTING ME AGAIN
>time to go tell him to kill himself
you started it bitch.

>>23147754
>>23147795
>Still trying to figure out what you mean by this.
IT'S /QA/DOGE'S HEEL TURN!

>>23147926
I had a face run to turn heel from?

And this makes 10 posts, contract is over.

Next time, instead of contracting a shit stirrer to bump your general, try actually organically having content and group chatter within, instead of being a personal bloghole. It's kind of shitty that you asked me to do this, but hey. Autistic Online Fixations of imaginary friend groups and such.

Anyway, send me the other half of the payment by tomorrow please. Thanks.

Funs over

>>23148546
wym?

>>23148626
Something probably

>>23148668
oh it's you

i remember you tried to give advice to that one dude who was gonna be homeless or wahtever

>>23148672
No its not

bumo

>>23148684
You'll need to be more specific

>>23151455
pitroon

>>23151455
PT

>>23151541
The dick only makes it better.

>>>/i/814831
holy hell

>>23151581
he yet lives
today is a good day

>>23151584
indeed it is good, or better at least

>>23151586
i'm especially glad he went back to i
i was worried when he came back last time using ai that the teens got to him
(he wages war there too from what i understand)

>>23154152
hm..

>>23151581
Does this count as bant culture spreading to other boards?

>>23154532
i introduced him to there since his focus is drawn art.
you can tell me kys cross boarder now

>>23154545
>you can tell me kys cross boarder now
Why? Using other boards is a good thing and you gave him somewhere else to focus his autism into.

is it normal to feel like you're a ragdoll in all matters except physical

>>23154581
in my opinion it's healthy to lurk several other boards if unaure of yourself.
just go on a journey without touching.

>>23154595
I think people should lurk outside in the grass sometimes

>>23154581
also people are much more chill now that screaming bald man died.

>>23154616
NOOO KINGCOBRAJFS!!!!

>>23154618
uncanny valley

>>23154619
snif

>>23154589
What does it feel like to be a metaphysical ragdoll?

>>23154595
Or you could always just burst in and shit post without lurking at all. Learn by doing.

>>23154616
Who?

>>23154624
sniff hitler
armpit associate
(joking)
>>23154625
yes but also no, sometimes it is ok to just watch a board without interfering.

>>23154633
(joking)

>>23154625
it's kinda like... well.
being easy to drag around? wanting to do things when idle but feeling like you're incapable of action without someone prompting you? mentally being a hobbling mass of traits you stole from someone else?
guess the best way I could describe it is "passive"

>>23154634
do not the dark team member besides absol or i will make varios cyka noises at you

>>23154671
think that's the only image I have with Umbreon anyway...

faggots

>>23154675
how novel

>>23154633
But thats way less fun
I lurked for exactly zero hours before I started making threads on bant

>>23154639
Is this like some weird form of imposter syndrome? I'm not qualified to diagnose this sorry.

>>23154674
ty
also i now remember absol
umbreon and absol together were an immidiate shutout for ghosts or physhic.

>>23154689
I hardly touched dark and ghost types, didn't feel like it or something

Umbreon is just a fatass that uses toxic and moonlight to stall the game forever

>>23154677
I have no fucking idea either but like.
it's the best way I can describe it. I wanna do shit but physically can't get myself to do so. even if I should have enough energy where I could explode.
hell I still do feel like that and STILL can't get off my ass.

>the /qa/hound is here
oh no no no no

>>23145538
Did you really try your best?

>>23154693
rounded party to another party types shutouts
like lavender tower reskins

>>23154719
I will spam random bullshit until everything dies actually
night night

>>23154724
i will anticipate anything until i think myself to death
sweet dreams

>>23154730
gn

>>23154703
Maybe you should, like, talk to a psychiatrist or something.

>>23154762
probably, but the last time I tried they basically went "okay you see the thing you're doing? don't. now get out." and booted me off the system immediately.
no actual attempts to help, they might as well have said to man up.

>>23154779
Doctors orders
Pull your boot straps up

>>23154761
sweet dreams

>>23154806
I will strap a cathode to your face and an anode to your genitals if you try that again.

wtf

I'm considering making a blog like it's the 2000's but I fear that almost nobody will read it and the few people who would read it would think that I am retarded or gay or both.

>>23157197
>caring about what people think
you still haven't fully immersed yourself in the mindset of an early 2000s blogging nerd

>>23157215
In other words: don't care just do it?

>>23157218
yes

>>23154710
when i said "i try my best" i meant "i try my best to make this thread as bad as possible" i was not responding to the part of their post which says "please consider seeking help"

and no to be honest. i could try a lot harder to make this thread shit, i could probably even do it without even risking a ban. but i just don't feel like it.

>>>/v/718842645
windows 11 is so full of bloatware spyware and garbage that i can't even update to it, it just says "lmao your PC too old"
what an absolute piece of garbage. as if i needed any reason to mistrust this garbage.
>we need 32GB ram so we can run our background AI spyware telemetry
fuck off.

so full of milkies

Hello /nyaa/. I'm just here to thank you anons for making /bant/ a gentle, comfortable place. Thank you so much.

>>23158909
That happened?

neh

hello /bant/

>>>/v/718868224
>TADC has a song
glad i skipped that shit.

Can't get off bed today. I have assignments to do, Tales of Berseria to play and still I've been in my bed since I woke up.

>>23159479
Yessir

>>23159627
Hello, anon. How are you?

>>>/v/718956341
i killed her in my conquest run too.

Took a nap
Been taking a lot of naps lately
During the nap I had a dream where I had a lot of sex with women who were anthro and sometimes soft vored me but I can't remember it well.

>>>/trash/77339961
>NintENDO sends their ninjas but they just eat you

Fasting again.

Bumo

>>23176332
good luck

Is this someone's mainboard, or do people only come here when they're banned?

>>23177729
i main
use it as a random board despite jannies wanting it to be an extension of /pol/.
people imported from /pol/ never stay.
/bant/ has had skermishes with /int/ during the "international femboys" imports but they also never stay.
it's a board full of dumb posts and posters
and when people get told to go here they'd rather reset routers and continue their arguments.
kind of an endless reminder that jannies can't do shit

>>23177909
winning by being the only honest nigga

>>23179903
ehehe

>>23183013
>what astroturfing does to 4chan

you're radicalizing us.

Milei showed up in the inner city and straight up caused a riot

I'm seeing the candidate for Buenos Aires governor escaping a mob on a fucking bike holy shit they may actually get killed

>>23177778
>missed me by thiiis much
pi-guy?

>>23184073
unfamiliar with this poster or topic

>>23100204 (OP)
why you gays like use this arts to make shit ass threads?

>>23185730
look

>>23185771
you nigger kys

>>23185949
rude!

>>23185950
dieee

>>23186037
nah

>>23186040
I'm out of coom for you bud

>>23186059
meds

>>23186063
how

>>23186083
how what

>>23186085
fucking cumsock

>>23186093
disturbing...

>>23186095
keep it up see what happens

>>23186112
you hit something

>>23186040
ok faggot
>you need of big cooks right?

>>23186294
I can cook for myself I think

>>23186126
delete ur thread nigger

>>23186300
u weirdo asf nigga

>>23186126
yea your phat ass

>>23186305
this is not my thread, I am simply here
>>23186308
you too thanks

>>23186310
strange

lots of glaceons

>>23186308
I'm doin something fuck off tranny

>>23186318
no one cares

>>23131632
oh yeah, and i was fine after this :D

>>23186312
ok

>>23186317
I have piles of files
>>23186318
not taking your meds
>>23186329
ok

>>23185730
>not famailiar with pokemon
removed from society rainforest monkey

>>23186334
ok

>>23186330
you hit my dick

>>23186334
hahaha he cant he;p it he gets WiFi with a banana stem

>>23186354
not doin allat

>>23186339
if you have a hot cousin hook me up

>>23186359
i don't have one dumbass

>>23186358
UHH UHH

and your tiny ass dick and balls flopping back and fourth bants too gay when I say that it doesn't feel funny

>>23186376
you're so mean to peepo!!!

>>23186382
meds are certainly in order, perhaps cyanide

>>23186330
ehehe

>>23186421
eh...

>>23186376
or mom if she survived the wall

>>23186425
come here let me pet you

>>23186480
n-no...

>>23186483
>>23186383
traitorous bitch a whore a slut a cow fuck pussy such as suazeech I wouldn't but my FINGER in your ASS

>>23186497
meds2

>>23185730
>why you gays like use this arts to make shit ass threads?
/nah/ is an extension of /hap/ to vent a bit after hours of (ideally) serious discussions

>>23186334
oi we have that joke patented

>>23189663
What is the sexiest Glaceon pic you have?

>>23190754
I pulled myself out of the dark Pokemon pit you wont take me back I just started finding those blue things no longer attractive

>>23190754
porn, I have porn.. I won't post it though..

Yukkuri shitteite ne!

feeling sleepy since i wake up

i hate sleeping. nothing good comes out of sleeping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXL5_bwSxp4
wtf