>>282880440
Well I'm gay and lame and half my motivation is schadenfreude.
Sasuke and Naruto have such insanely personal backstory going into a gender bend scenario that making him a viable romantic rival to the girls making them hear final boss music.
And when I say viable romantic rival I mean Naruto could get away with it socially and still be hokage as long as he's got kids and isn't a prancing lala homo man but has a family to show for it.