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THE MAD MINOTAUR OF MAKE-BELIEVE CAN SMELL A FALSE PLAYER FROM A MILE AWAY! WHEN THE TRUE WARRIORS ARE OUT THERE, ROLLIN’ SAVES VS. DEATH, FIGHTIN’ GELATINOUS CUBES IN THE DARKNESS OF THE UNDERWORLD, YOU’RE SITTIN’ ON YOUR COUCH TALKIN’ ABOUT “THE VIBE” OF THE OLD SCHOOL?!? THE VIBE?!? THE VIBE DON’T SAVE YOU FROM A CRITICAL HIT, BROTHER!

SO WHATCHA GONNA DO… WHEN THE REAL DUNGEON CRAWLERS COME RUNNIN’ WILD ON YOU, AND YOUR PRETEND DICE CAN’T SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF THE OSR MANIACS, YEAH!!!