Mornin' lid.
I'm here to take you to the Helper Shelter for your wolunteering work as mandated by the Jobcentre.
I got a pair of ear defenders for you de lid. You'll be working in the Seether wing. They've been quite worked up past week de lid, they're screaming at everyone. Oh and here's your bite proof gloves, you'll be needing them as well. Seethers have teeth like a row of burnt fence posts, nasty infections if they nip you. Don't let them corner you in the pens either.
Packed you a brekkie of milky bars and tangfastics, you won't have time to eat till we let you go at three in the afternoon. Off to the car de lid.