My parents are asking when am I gonna introduce them to a "nice lady" again.
Mahjong.

Irc logs got wiped...

>Pour some lemonade into a sink and say it's piss
>Get doxxed
>Now everyone thinks I'm a degenerate who's into watersports
I just thought it would be funny and that no one sane would actually think it was real

>be me
>in ranked
>trying to grind back after losing 3 games to back-to-back kan dora tankies
>Florg enters the room
>yes, *that* Florg
>celebrity femboy of /mjg/, known for his cursed waits and even more cursed thighs
>instantly sweating
>typing speed drops by 60%, tiles look blurry
>can hear soft breathing through my headphones even though the lobby is silent
>somehow know it's him
>sit in West, he's in South
>open with a strong hand, 3 shanten on turn 2
>gonna smash this
>suddenly he types “let's have fun ”
>heart skips
>discard a safe tile out of fear he'll think I'm being sweaty
>game spirals
>South 1, he calls pon on 1p, four of them like a fucking serial killer
>types “do you trust me anon?”
>I do. God help me, I do
>get into tenpai, wait is clean, could lock in 2nd
>he declares riichi
>it's an obvious wait
>I have the tile
>stare at it
>can almost hear him say “if you deal in, I'll think you're cute”
>press 5s
>ron
>yakuman
>feel like I just dropped a baby
>back to 4th
>thread instantly screenshots it and calls me a subhuman
>someone edits my name to “Florg’s plaything”
>Florg sends a rose emoji in chat
>never speaks to me again
>lose 40 elo
>been playing worse ever since
>every time I see a pink avatar I piss myself a little
>would do it again

>>527602000
Closing the room, nobody is coming.

>>527474157
You've destroyed my life!