>>149350145
okay
>Lex learns of Superman's existence because Superman is being Superman doing Superman things
>gets his tiny penis and balls in a vice because of this and starts doing crazy Xcom shit
>Lois gets invited to see this big stadium that's actually a death trap for Superman
>gets kidnapped when she realizes what Lex's stick up his asshole is up to and tries to stop him
>big Act 3 showdown ensues
>>149350251
fuck niggers