i get stressed out when i can't find a youtube video to watch while i eat because i have to do it before the food gets cold.

>>82986564
i'm squishing in a friendly manner anon.

guys, my weiner doesn't reach my belly button, but my foreskin does.
do girls like long foreskins?

i'm such a detestable ugly weirdo.
i want to die, but i can't yet.
i'm so ashamed to exist dammit all.

>coffee starts tasting incredibly bad
>found a brand of coffee that actually tasted good
>spend 60 dollars on a bunch of coffee
>it starts tasting bad again.
what the hell is going on?
what do i do?

the other day i was thinking about how whales have a language and they're social and how they probably think of humans as gods or something, they probably have some weird perspective on us, so it must be extra disheartening to be a whale isolated in a tank being watched by what you probably thought were gods and they can't recognize that you're miserable.
made me real sad man, whales and dolphins don't deserve that life they're just big little fellas.

>>82224206
i don't really like fat girls, i only like skinny girls

>>82204245
i would have had friends and a gf and shit back then, my life would have been different.

>>82135279
stop it!
stop laughing at us right now!

>>82093608
n o one on /x/ is replying to my skinny bob thread.
what the hell is going on?
what do i do?

>stop taking medication
>can no longer feel sleepy
i just want to have a weird dream and document it dammit.

i wish dogs could talk

i want gouda cheese but i ate it all yesterday.

i like to document my dreams in the morning and i haven't been able to remember any dreams after i wake up lately.
what the hell is going on?
what do i do?

>>81567123
Damn, bro... How could you do this?

i'm almost finished with a book, but i'm not interested in it anymore, i want to start a new one but if i do i'll never finish the one i'm currently reading and i'm so over it now.