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>cont…
>montage ends as Clark’s pod descends into earth
>cut to John Kent working on his car as >It Ain’t Me plays on the radio, signing off key
>suddenly: BOOM
>nearly falls over
>WHAT THE #€}%
>rushes out to see Martha running over at the same time
>what was that?
>John says I don’t know maybe the commies finally struck (or whatever proxy war us was in during this time period)
>John cocks his shotgun and tells Martha to stay back
>slowly approaches the crash and sees crater
>what in tarnation?
>smokes clears and pod opens up, baby Clark is wailing
>martha asks what is it?? John says a damn baby Martha!
>Martha is shocked and rushes over, immediately getting into the crater and nursing Clark
>John jokes about the stork delivering to the wrong address
>Martha gets up out the crater as Clark begins to calm down
>John looks unsure, he says well- we gotta find its parents-
>Martha oh stop it John this baby didn’t come from no human
>John says well we can’t keep him!
>Martha says we can help him out, just until, we find something ain’t that right Clark? Martha gives some info about how she was gonna be named Clark until her parents found out she was a girl
>John says you’re naming him?
>Martha says yes and we need to feed him, she asks John to drive out countryside to get baby food
>John says boy can’t eat deer? I’m sure he’s got a weird appetite…
>they walk off, Martha ecstatic and John hesitant, with Clark ass the music still plays dimly in the background