I may never know why I get mildly high off cheeseburgers. I am convinced it has something to do with lipo-proteins formed in beef char but no idea how or why. Its not intense but noticeable. The longer I go without it, the more intense it is. Or maybe its unlocking some tryptophan compound. It seems like it must be acting on some neuro-modulator, but thats pure speculation. I just dont know what the pathway is that would cause that effect. It could be hormonal, but that seems like it would be too complex and have other effects. I am pretty sure its not acting directly on the nervous system, like there must be some intermediate steps.

Thank you for reading my loony burger blog.

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I just tease. Anyone taking me seriously should get a head examination.

But I was serious about one thing. I dont think a label is helpful.

And omg this f'n burger. I feel like I owe the cook money. Sometimes I wonder if he has white fever because he acts like he has a crush on me. Fetish maybe. You know how foreigners are.

Also, do not copy my typing style, to whom it concerns, or I will see you in court for copyright. This is my corner.