CHRIS YOU BASTARD! I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE!
YOU SEE THIS?! THIS BEAUTIFUL BEHEMOTH OF METAL AND DOPAMINE?!
I WANT MORE OF THIS! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT LOOT, PVP (I HATE PEOPLE), SHITTY BOATS, SHITTY PLANES OR SHITTY MINING EQUIPMENT

I WANT TO FIGHT A BIG FAT MONSTER OF A MECH TO MAKE ME SHIT AND CUM IN MY PANTS. I KNOW YOU HAVE THE CREATIVE POWER TO DO THIS CHRIS I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM LOCKED IN YOUR VAULT! QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH ME AND MAKE A TRUE PVE MECHA MONSTER HUNTER MODE! OR I WILL PERSONALLY JOIN THE CCP, RISE UP THE RANKS AND THEN FORCE YOU TO IMPROVE YOUR GAME AT GUNPOINT!