Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long bois. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten. And whether they're 10/10 or 12/10, they're all h*ckin' good boys and girls.

starting an IT apprenticeship at 29

Is only a year and a half at least

>during bulk you voraciously eat and become almost animalistic with a focus on strength alone
>during cut you suffer an eternal hunger that can only be sated with the choicest of meals
I werewolfmaxx while bulking and vampmaxx while cutting. It just makes sense.