Thread 213979150

LOVELY FUCKING ABNORMALLY LARGE GIGANTIC FUCKING CHEBS edish

>>213978655
The problem for me now is that when you've used this place as your sole method of communication for years, it adapts your brain to this environment to the detriment of real-world communication.

I'm not joking when I say I really struggle to respond to people in real time in real life. When I observe normal people talk to one another, it's like a tennis ball back and forth back and forth. For me the ball comes over to my side but I can't hit it back. On the odd occasion when someone says something to me at work I am totally jammed up, there's no network to draw upon for a thoughtful response in the nanoseconds required for it to be a normal interaction. I'm caught off guard, my mind is empty, and I splutter out either "haha yeah" or "no it's OK" then I watch the other person die inside thinking there's something wrong with me.

It's weird but I honestly feel I am too far gone. It does something to a person's brain, communicating in this Anonymous consequence-free environment for their whole life. It's not possible to be this deep down the 4chan hole for going on 20 years with no normal real-life interactions to balance it out and to then say well I'm going to be normal now and I'm going to make friends in real life. And it's not about the content of what's on 4chan, it's about how the communication happens here.

Here no interaction has any consequence. Each post is distinct from your last and your next. When you internalise that for decades, to then carry that attitude over into a real life interaction with another human being it totally fucks it from the get-go. You think the other person isn't interested in you, doesn't see you, won't remember you, and worse still you're barely interested in them, you barely care about them, barely recognise them as worth knowing. I'm so distant and dissociated from people in real life that it makes them feel awful when they interact with me, in a way I haven't seen from any other person my entire life.

anyone watching harry hill's tv burp?

https://www.reddit.com/r/slatestarcodex/comments/9rvroo/most_of_what_you_read_on_the_internet_is_written/

Interesting read in the context of /brit/

>>213979150 (OP)
Those aren’t big tits. THESE are big tits.

have you lot said "thank you" even once?

>>213979178
no i'm still at work at the chicken kiev factory, no spolers please

silksong

>>213979194
big fake unappealing plastic bolt-on tits
sums up america nicely when you think about it

>>213979194
Tried finding one without the pushup bra

>>213979259
I need tomorrow to be warm so she shows them off more

asking chatgpt how to get an ugly zoomer gf

>>213979279
canlad will freak

Worst hangover experience, lads?

time for an unsatisfying porn wank and then an early bed for me I reckon

>>213979279
Even "artsy" girls like this have adopted American rapper mannerisms. Most "Goth" or "Emo" girls too.

>>213979306
This one time, I was so hungover I felt unwell

>>213979279
What advice did it give, lad? Other than 'enjoy the cans with her'

>>213979305
Lacks the chebs

>>213979306
When Canslad had a hangover with the flu
Those was dark times

>>213979279
Are sequin jeans fashionable again or is she being "retro"?

i really need to post better if this larping tryhard faggot keeps replying to me

On the piss

Was on the way back from the other house with my dad driving and we see to kids, girl and boy, probably only like 10 or something and he says "jesus, look at the tits on her, she could be that other kids mother or something".
It was just a little fat girl, which I pointed out to him. In fairness she did probably have a c cup I'd estimate.
He's 72 and I think it may almost be time for him to be put to pasture unfortunately

>>213979306
probs the time i woke up with a pole going in my arse and out my mouth while a little green fella rotated me over a fire

>>213979338
Good la'

>>213979333
Yikes! Sounds like a nightmare. Dehydration compounded

shitting a fuck

In ancient Greek philosophy there are four elements: Earth, water, air, fire, listed in order from most base to most spiritual.
Sometimes they include another element, which is light, but usually light is not counted as an element because it is considered purely spiritual and not matter at all.
Fire is considered the most spiritual and heavenly element and comes from the celestial realm.

>>213979351
:3

>>213979339
to be fair they're putting something in the food

>Black Ops 7
Looks shit

just shat a smelly poo out my hairy arse

>>213979334
zoomers love tacky 2000s shite like that

>>213979306
had a fair few "vomiting pure liquid every 30 minutes all day" episodes in my wilder days x

>>213979202
this country is pathetic

>>213979381
gay homosexuals be like corr

Mum died
Then dad married my stepmum
Then he died
Then she married another man
So I now live with two people who aren't my parents

>>213979373
cod not looked good in a longerz mate
probs ww2

>>213979399
So you're a shagger then?

>>213979399
Bahahahaha

>>213979398
they should all be killed

>>213979399
Fuck me it's like pass the parcel

>>213979373
Is there a strong black woman character

>>213979434
except you unwrap it and it turns out its a dog turd

>>213979438
Toss that weird freak to the curb Katy!

It's bOris jOhnson!

Catyank is a sigma male.

wanking a cock with my arse

>>213979440
You bet

>>213979484
I'll be playing it then

>>213979333
>What advice did it give, lad?
:(

>>213979356
This was espoused by the Pre-Socratic philosopher Empedocles and was an attempt to synthesize the views of his predecessors -- namely, Thales (all is water), Anaximenes (all is air), and Heralictus (all is fire)

>>213979434
lol, lmao even
do they even bother with birthdays anymore?

Canslad or to give him the name the guards in Cork have for him canspaedophile

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755602230172755.webm
oh, so that's what timmy's gonna do.

>>213979503
Go find some local women friendly groups that cater to autism and lgbt
autistic girls are usually much more approachable

>>213979531
Name is Seamus O Cans, lad.

it's me lads, flumplad
Coz I eat the flump ennit
you remember that right? when I ate the flump and i was known forever after as flumplad

you're being ironic but I actually do love strong black female characters

>>213979399
time to marry your stepmum

>>213979562
FLUMPLAAAAAAAD
getting a flump in you tonight?

do NOT talk to ME unless you can rotate and zoom in on an apple in 3D space in your head

>>213979562
Yes Flumpers!

>>213979586
already 3 flumps in lad, started early tonight

>>213979588
I don't like that you just made me do that via the internet

>>213979588
>Me, a /brit/ intellectual, in my mind orchard

rome has fallen
a tranner has been employed at work

got a euromillions ticket

sekiro anime

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOJ5Hp85Zs

>>213979656
ouch
nightmare scenario

@/brit/

>>213979671
yeh we dont need a running dialogue mate keep your incel video game convention to yourself yeh? cheers

>>213979701
Sent that cunt to Mars

>>213979697
bro with the scissors is gonna shank him

had to turn the light on as it's gone black as fuck outside

>>213979671
Oh that's quite sick actually
New story or does it follow the game? Shura ending anime would be kino der toten

>>213979762
a consequence of our open-door immigration policy

>>213979723
I'm always on edge whenever you guys post a random webm like this because I'm scared it'll turn into gore

i don't like immigrants or women

>>213979774
looks like it follows the game, at least at first

>lego batman
miss me with that gay shit, hurry up and finish lego lord of the rings

Lads, her fucking chebs are massive

I can't get over them

>>213979836
So is your gut

>>213979836
first of all im a man

>>213979723
Woo! Frozen pizza!
*throws it in the trashcan*
Order me a Little Caesars biatch!

what's that fucking BITCH doing right this instant?

on the hobgoblin this evening

qrd on this irritating irish gimp? i dont post here much

>>213979845
Alri fatlad?

>>213979848
Are you sure, lad?

>>213979868
Have a can, lad

>>213979858
that looks like a shitty hipstery homemade pizza to be fair

>>213979859
if there's any justice in the world, quietly rubbing herself to some ifeelmyself content

>>213979864
me this friday when the gf comes to stay

>>213979902
Those are about the size of the Latvians
The new toil girl's are probably each the size of both of those together

I'm 190cm tall.

Training to kick rorke's arse

>Former name
Natchez Seminary
(1877–1883)
Jackson College
(1883–1940)
Mississippi Negro Training School
(1940–1944)
Jackson College for Negro Teachers
(1944–1967)
Jackson State College
(1967–1974)


Motto: Excellentia academia investigatio et officium

>>213979955
lmfao how are they so bad
and lol at one dude holding the pads because presumably they’re too spacked up to pair up

so glad my fiancée's dad is a millionaire takes a lot of pressure off my future planning

paprika pringles for me.
honestly they're a bit naff. nothing like the walkers ones.

https://youtu.be/6fjgkmCnKUc
man arrested during karaoke stream... not surprised with that singing haha

>>213980008
you sound like a bitch

>>213979955
EW training to spark her boss out

marge simpson 1000 man gangbang

>>213980049
she wouldn't do that to homer, shut up

>>213979955
why did they post this video lmao? are leftist instincts really this bad?

>>213980008
what about when she sleeps with a black man. have you planned for that?

>>213979982
I wonder what the next name will be

>>213980090
Lad, he is a negro. Now what?

>>213979994
The coach doesn't give a fuck, he knows none of them are going to come back.

>NVIDIA: -3.4%
>Palantir: -15.45%
>Andean Precious Metals: -5.92%
>IBM: -0.1%
>Losses for the Day: £324.51

good god

THEY'VE GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

>>213980104
>tp
>tf

Sekiro: うんこみたいに尻から黒ん坊現れた

raping my arse with another arse

>>213979787
people are always posting animal creulty on here

>>213980096
this school is unironically pretty good, they're still called Jackson State thoughbeit

>>213980109
What about monatomic gold? The pyramids of Giza were factories for monatomic gold

rorke's whip

>>213980109
>he bought the bubble

what is it about boobers that make men go "awooga"?

neighbour's got his fit daughter over

>>213980109
>>have an autistic obsession with global politics including in thirdie countries
>>Andean Precious Metals: -5.92%
Hahahahahaha how's that autistic obsession working for you Michael Burry?

would genuinely be quite happy with an ugly gf
wouldn't mind one bit

I don't like A24 movies. There is something not right about them. It's hard to explain exactly but they're not good.

>>213980220
they give good head

RING RING
BETTER ANSWER THE GRAFT PHONE

might get a tanuki with a leaf on his head

>>213980230
I liked the lighthouse but that's it

want to be a cashier or some other easy stress free job in north korea. free housing, heavily subsidised utilities. genuinely wouldn’t have a care in the world

>>213980230
jewish propaganda does that

>>213980177
Add a Confederate flag and the sovl will be off the charts.

would like to see the cock of the lad who says "cockmogs me!" to any picture of a naked man

musicmagpie any good for laptops? need to get one as windows 10 is coming to an end

even in death i still serve

>>213980220
Depends on ugly, lad
Canslad's has a thing for girls with that weird lip thing that were babies of mums who drank whle pregnant, fetal alcohol syndrome or whatever the shite is but some consider that to be ugly

>>213980273
Unitonically go be someone's PA for a director level but not higher

>>213980286
They’re naked women mate

>>213980049
artie ziff lies

A24 movies have an ugly look to them. It's like they they film it all through a mustard yellowish filter.

the riddim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDmQediUpI&list=RDoCDmQediUpI

need to go to bed as I am tired

>>213980109
just keep hodling

>>213980212
THE RIGHTOID WON
THEY KICKED OUT THE SOCIALISTS AFTER 2 DECADES OF POWER
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS

I'm very bad at this trading thing

>>213980309
any human being with a functioning chris penoit is a man, end of

on the cider, toiling a bit late tomorrow, it lush

football crowd outside my window chanting "LA LA LAAA"

can't wait for 2026
not a fan of 2025

"Tale as old as time...
Tune as old as song...
Bittersweet and strange...
Learning you can change...
Finding you wrong..."
- From Disney's Musical "Rorke & Leftypol"

hey little sister who’s the only one?

hate being hungover with a burning passion

>>213980423
don’t drink alcohol then

>>213980423
mad how drinking solves that

today I saw a woman climb halfway up a tree and then start doing pole dancing moves on it at one point she was upside down and being held up by one leg only

I've never seen that before

You can enter your surname into this large database of medieval muster records to check if you have ancestors who served in the Hundred Years’ War.

https://www.medievalsoldier.org/database/

I loathe you canslad wishing you nothing but suffering

>>213980109
why dont you invest in crypto

Up the Brewers!

>>213980438
was she fit

Gosh this song is a banger >>213980388

Spainpaedo in the thread (when is he not?)

>>213980445
how do they know this

I KNOW HOW IT GOES
I DIDN'T MEAN TO GROW
IT HAPPENED ALL SO SLOW
I'MA STRUGGLE 'TIL I'M SOAKED
BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS, I'M OVERFLOWED
RUSTED HOPE CAN BE CLEANED AND MADE INTO GOLD

>>213980445
The website's not working for me. Can you check O'Doherty?

>>213980446
Lad, I might get fired for noncing the new work chebs

>>213980445
Won't names have changed a lot since then
I just tried mine and it's a very common name but no records were found

>>213980381
this year can fuck off but saying i can't see 2026 being much better

>>213980498
common for cowards and battymen

>>213980454
.....yh

bumming my arse with an arse

not cider season yet is it?

>>213980493
need a job for that mate

>>213980504
My ancestors were batty boys actually, all of them got gay-raped before they became men

i never realised black eyed peas was a type of pea

>>213980453
up the langers

is there anywhere where people that only speak english are needed? e.g. some kind of one way translator

>>213980493
When we find out where you work and we send all of the info to your company about what you've been chatting about, that'll be a laugh

what is an emote

How do the hats stay on when they're moving around

>>213980557
Yes we need more of you on every high street please

>>213979177
literally never had this problem and i’m here multiple hours a day for years

dunno how to change replies stop appearing directly below a post

Let me break it down for everyone:

* England is comprised of Wales, Scotland, and Britain, all countries.
* Great Britain is everything except for Southern Ireland.
* UK is comprised of Wales, Southern Ireland, Scotland, Britain, Northern Ireland.
* London is the capital of England, Dublin is the capital of Southern Ireland.

>>213980600
get off reddit mate

johan "matgeek" hedberg

I will never recover from getting a meme degree
even if I go back to study something useful I'm still way behind those who did it right the first time
don't think 17 is a good time to decide your career

>>213980587
only the last one is clever

ever get an itchy willy with green smegma

>>213980600
shift T

>>213980557
>is there anywhere where people that only speak english are needed?
England

wanking

>>213980624
thanks, this did it

WHAT YOU GON DO WHEN I APPEAR?

>Ziedbelg arrives
>Gets no replies
>EW arrives
>Gets no replies
>Canslad arrives
>Gets a couple of replies
>Spends the evening spamming
Don't mind me lads just noticing something...

>>213980633
no you arent there's no material any more. we ran out

I wish I was in Barnsley right now, Mexico is shite.

>>213980587
not sure

>>213980616
ktim
i studied graphic design

Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.

got inthecrack on

I'm going to turn my life around tomorrow. But as an incel freak I don't know where to begin

>>213979306
once necked an entire 70cl bottle of vodka in one night + six cans + a gram of coke and lots of nicotine

went to bed at 9am. woke up at 6pm. Couldn’t walk at all. Finally got up at 8pm and went to have a shower wherein I had a panic attack/mental breakdown. Very strong sense of terror and dread and derealisation. Fucked me up for like a week later where I was convinced the world wasn’t real. Also felt physically ill for like 3 days straight.

>>213980530
I have a job, lad

>>213980575
To start, try looking up where I work

>>213980674
posted it again award

>>213980654
noticing things is anti semetic behaviour

>>213980656
got plenty saved, thank you very much

>>213980683
Morning jog in the fog. Most refreshing experience in Britain 2025.

>>213980674
thats not how it works

>>213980683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZehYnAfvRE
Become a Steeplejack, lad

oh fuck off you gay little nob nonce freak

>>213980702
upload it. im starving

>>213980683
Tell me what you're going to do
You're more likely to do things if you tell someone else first

Going to have a coffee. At 8pm. That’s right. Come stop me woke police.

how much valium should man take

Rhea Ripley got so skinny

>>213980733
you not on simpcity?

foodgeek on the yarn nigga

>>213980654
Literally all spainnonce

>>213980744
mental

>>213980669
me? archeology
what the hell was I thinking, why didn't my parents warn me.
going to have to go back in my mid 20s and graduate at 30, grim grim grim

>>213980745
>benzos
dangerous game
just get into the weed and green tea to take the edge off

I'm going to start posting here as if I'm mates with all of you lads and I'm going to keep on doing it despite the fact I only get responses filled with hate over and over again. Rather than dropping the gimmick and gaining a clue I'm just going to bash into a brick wall over and over and over again and just make people annoyed

L

A

KNIGHT

YEAH

>>213980733
you may have one (1) lust provoking webm

>>213980740
Well I might go for a walk in the early morning, probably not fit enough for a jog yet. After that I don't know. Kill myself perhaps

Drengskapr !!!

Join a a new server of schizophrenic approving chatters.

- main chat
- selfies for rates
- politics
- philosophy
- masculine and feminine posting channels
- cinema channel
- music recs and discussion channels

We are also /fa/ enthusiasts and have channels for posting your fits and fashion inspiration.

Varying ages of members (18+ is a must) and mostly Europe based but happy to accept our American cousins.

What are you waiting for. Join the killsquad.

>>213980683
Seriously just start doing a few exercises in the morning twice a day. Once when you wake up and once before sleeping. Not right away but if you wake up, do a few press ups, sit ups, squats, calf raises before you get breakfast
Same before you sleep

Shouldn't be more than 5 minutes total. Even if you can just do 3 press ups and half an attempt at situps, it's something

do it for about a week and build a habit
then do it for another week and repeat

>>213980683
gym and part time job to get yourself moving again
after a while think if there is anything you want to study long term

>>213980769
Jailed? Seems a bit strong
>Alexandra Gregson was heard shouting "get that little cat" on the footage, which showed two dogs pouncing on the 15-year-old black and white female called Poppy.
holy fuck
what is going on

>>213980802
>pancake tits

put some syrup on those puppies they're done

originally wanted to study law me but cause of covid I had to study politics and IR and then dropped out and became depressed for a year then got a network engineer/it apprenticeship and got a stable qualified job and now spend my days after work wanking and being racist online

right well that's advertising/begging

>>213980753
off the gas

>>213980827
oh my god the state of her

ummers

minimod

behave

>>213980691
Yikes! Sounds horrible

>>213980788
love you <3

>>213980802
SEXXXXXXXXX

>fucked up two job offers because I lie on my CV and the companies that offered me jobs have insanely strict employment checks

lol
lmao even
obviously it was fucked before it began but still, can't a nigga catch a break

>>213980833
>wanking and being racist online
I do that at work, gives me more time in the evening for wanking and being racist online

>>213980833
is a network engineer hard work?

>>213980880
yeah it was grim but i was 19 at the time so bounced back fairly quickly and just write it off as a mad experience of yoof

Sentencing | 10 months of immediate custody for the animal welfare offence and a total of 22 months for all offences. Confiscation order for any animals she owns; costs of £9,906.74. Banned from keeping animals for life.

pork belly sliced cooking
going to have them with noodles
got a stauner thinking about it

>>213980808
do some push ups as well. it will feel good when you can do more than you could yestrday.

Football crowd outside my window just yelled "YEAHHHH"

>>213980903
on site yeah it can be grim. especially in the winter
in the office not really. there’s a lot of technical stuff to remember and procedures to follow but as long as you follow it to a T and always check with the senior staff before approving things you’re generally fine
also done helpdesk and shit so just generally an ITmong. Want to get into cloud engineering or cybersec to specialise

>>213980934
always the ones you least expect

>>213980802
UMMY WUMMY

>>213980858
are they teenagers?

what a fucking bitch

reminder: loomless sunday this week

>>213980993
yeah

holy shit she bit some woman's ear off previously

then gets out and makes her dogs rip apart an elderly cat

>>213979356
Catberg on a toasty one

>>213980808
>walk in the early morning
The perfect first step in turning your life around.

Are the KKK still around? Don’t hear them much these days which is weird considering the browning of the world and the reemergence of race politics online

>>213981002
she's right
everybody needs to stop that reddit speak, it's massively gay

>>213981002
true. and you people pretend to be retarded and are evil like actually evil people (you have no friends for a reason). no offense

starting an IT apprenticeship at 29

Is only a year and a half at least

>>213981002
she's going on the non-fren list

>>213981037
the world has been considerably brown

>>213981002
she's not wrong

>>213981054
nice

get the bloody labubu dubai chocolate scranned rorke

>>213981016
i feel that westerners age faster when i look at the appearance of western youth
i often see 16-18 year old white teenagers looking older than 20 year olds in my country

skibidi labubu

anyone mind i do a bit of aspergers

Asceticism is a luxury. The life of a monk is a privileged one. I'd rather be a downtrodden streetwalker than a saint: only the prostitute is truly emancipated. Give me hagiographies of miscreants, vagrants and shit-faced whores

can we get back on topic please? british culture, the topic is british culture.

Thoughts on Chinese philosophy? Foreign schizo muck or based ancient wisdom?

THIS IS HOW IT GOES
OOH AAH OOH AAH OOOOOOO

fried chicken dubai chocolate limited edition labubu

>>213979177
Not giving a fuck is good, let the bantz roll on lad

>>213981162
CAM ON 4CHAN POST SOME FACKIN BRIT CULTURE

keir starmer sex arse 1/10 hand numbered and signed

>>213981162
ok describe british culture to me, a johnny foreigner

my little labubu :3

>>213981002
*sad apu*

got a fucking belter of a post teed up for the new

>>213981139
this is true
it doesn't help that british teenagers are not very good at makeup

>>213981187
this is what the kitchen looks like now. it's been bought by the poo seal :)

>>213981221
>>213981188
>>213981141
>>213981125
Spaino desperately trying to force his latest dogshit unfunny gimmick I see

Any evil satanic villainous grim incel bastards in?

>>213981255
corr, looking forward to it

when i just used to post on /pol/ i was massively out of touch with mainstream culture
now that i only post on /brit/ it actually keeps me in touch with mainstream culture. like i know what a labubu is

>>213981267
ktim

new should be school girl legs edish

>>213981267
*looks up and smiles deviously*

>>213981215
Here is a visual description of British culture

(You) ratio down the shitter, next thread I AM BACK

carlybender is NOT at the special one night only Emotion 10th anniversary show

>>213981275
the horse girls experience hallucinations when you send them to the infirmary to recover from injuries
reckon they're k-holing

>>213981275
Genius observation 'Rara x

>>213981300
early

>>213980445
got 5, had two on that American Civil War website for the confederate side

>>213979177
then learn to listen first. active listening is a skillset and it passively hella boosts charm too