I'm probably everything you guys hate because I prefer brand themes over Lego's own. Especially Star Wars and also some HP/Jurassic X.
I also buy multiple of each set I like, often 3, so that I can sell 2 for more than I paid a few years later resulting in my own basically having been "for free".
Lastly I enjoy display sets that just look really good, I don't care too much about minifig scale or optimal playability.

I'm sorry.