>Anon is probably the last sane person left.

>Everyone else infected with terminal brainrot.

>"Skibidi rizz my gyatt" and bunch of nonsense echoing down everywhere.

>They dab unironically, noone left with enough IQ to plan for the brainrot pandemic.

>Drones aren’t human, they can’t get infected right?

>You try to find Detective Drone.

>She’ll help you investigate the Sigma Skibidi outbreak.

>After weeks of dodging Fortnite dances and Ohio-core gibberish, yu finally find her.

>She looks at me.

>"So I started blasting."

>She only speaks in ancient memes from a forgotten era.