Would Uzi be enough of an anti social loser to date her own robot slave?
>>150071293 (OP)
Doubt it. More than likely that she sees dating as beneath her.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:08:28 AM
No.150071525
>>150072742
>>150071334
Did you even watch the show?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:42:00 AM
No.150071997
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:30:54 AM
No.150072742
>>150071525
That's how I see Uzi, at least in the first and second episode. Cone episode three, and with how N treats her, I can see her being fine or even eager to date him. She just doesn't know how to fully express it.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:31:00 AM
No.150072745
>>150071293 (OP)
>>150071334
>Humanized Uzi is basically fanon Tessa
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:35:07 AM
No.150072806
>>150073142
>>150073160
Would human Uzi have huge tits, too?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:55:52 AM
No.150073054
>>150073121
So, is there a consensus on what Cyn ACTUALLY did to Tessa?
I figured Tessa got deboned and reboned by Cyn but I see people claim Cyn fused her metal body with Tessa's flesh and blood.
But I wonder if people say that so they can jack off to the Tessa part of Cyn without it being too weird.
Like, personally, I prefer my ladies to be alive, and if Tessa is fused with Cyn then her ass is still technically alive. While if Cyn is just wearing Tessa then the sexy fleshy part of her is just a corpse being puppeted manually by Cyn.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:01:54 AM
No.150073121
>>150074010
>>150074332
>>150073054
During the end of Uzi's fight with the Cynwalker, right after she ate Cyn's core, you can see Tessa's bones fall off as she is melting. The Solver really did fuse the two.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:03:07 AM
No.150073142
>>150072806
Not a chance. But that is fine because smaller chests means that the hug is closer to the heart.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:04:50 AM
No.150073160
>>150076671
>>150072806
I imagine she'd be more of a braphog.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:18:22 AM
No.150073328
>>150073688
>RENESMEE
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:45:23 AM
No.150073688
>>150073845
>>150073328
I can't believe Cyn would melt my drone like that...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:56:39 AM
No.150073845
>>150073688
She already melted our hearts with her cuteness. A simple drone is no match for her.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:07:23 AM
No.150073981
Cyn dunking N's core into a jar and going "[He shoots, he scores!]"
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:09:39 AM
No.150074010
>>150074332
>>150073121
Well shit there are bones.
Maybe Tessa just slithered into the body and just pushed the skeleton around.
We saw that parts of the drone body were visible, and the drone hands were popping out of the wrist next to the human hands.
And since there's no human skull Cyn could have pulled that out and stretched the skin over her head.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:16:19 AM
No.150074104
>>150074220
This SHIT is why Skibidi Toilet won.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:22:44 AM
No.150074185
Brown.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:25:58 AM
No.150074220
>>150074104
What if James' best friend was a Skibidi Toilet?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:38:06 AM
No.150074332
>>150074532
>>150083150
>>150074010
>>150073121
Don't all solver infected drones have biological parts? I could have sworn N and Doll also had rib cages
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:57:39 AM
No.150074532
>>150076719
>>150074332
yeah they do + some meat as an added layer of protection to protect the core. The anatomy of the usual Worker Drone doesn't have a core unlike those Solver-infected drone
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:14:52 AM
No.150074747
>>150075863
Uzi gets skinned alive AND Jessa?! Sounds like an ideal Murder Drones series.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:16:27 AM
No.150074763
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:18:59 AM
No.150075751
>>150080014
WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES!
WOLVES ARE WONDERFUL!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:42:46 AM
No.150075863
>>150075960
>>150077208
>>150074747
I know itβs a swap au but how is Tessa, a human, alive?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:59:52 AM
No.150075960
>>150075863
>"Because yummy."
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:02:16 AM
No.150075974
>>150077649
>>150080985
J cuddling with N
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:05:34 PM
No.150076671
>>150073160
>N pillow
I wanted to write what a missed opportunity it is for Glitch, but then I remember they are actually selling these, lol
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:12:00 PM
No.150076719
>>150083150
>>150074532
All WDs do have an AI core within their chassis, albeit one that cannot survive on its own.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:36:00 PM
No.150076852
>>150076863
I love my wife.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:39:32 PM
No.150076863
>>150076984
>>150077012
>>150076852
I love your wife too. She is an excellent worker.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:44:41 PM
No.150076886
>>150076903
>>150081145
Anon, what are you doing with the drone add-on milk modules?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:47:45 PM
No.150076903
>>150076927
>>150076929
>>150076886
I'm throwing them out. Defective parts made the milk go bad sooner than I expected. I swear JCJ is cutting corners so badly these days.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:52:26 PM
No.150076927
>>150076903
Therefore, it is better to take from third-party manufacturers, this, of course, sounds strange, on the black market, milk adapters are much better quality at a lower price.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 12:52:44 PM
No.150076929
>>150076903
If you are throwing them out, then why is J wearing a pair of them on her chest? Besides, you are a fool anon. If the milk is going bad quicker than expected, then drink from the source.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:04:25 PM
No.150076984
>>150077040
>>150079950
>>150076863
Nice French flags
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:09:26 PM
No.150077007
>>150077122
β¦
Dont make me spam the older version of it comrade. The red one with the hammer and sickle.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:10:42 PM
No.150077012
>>150077034
>>150077082
>>150076863
What da hell are these?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:11:52 PM
No.150077014
>>150079188
A request I draw from plus.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:12:00 PM
No.150077017
>>150071293 (OP)
Human Uzi feet.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:16:31 PM
No.150077034
>>150077102
>>150077012
They are JCJenson add-on milk modules. Why not give your DDs DD-sized breasts with these (payment required) featured?
Warning, JCJenson is not legally liable for any injuries/mutilation that may occur from attempting to harvest the milk from a DD.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:18:11 PM
No.150077040
>>150077656
>>150076984
Anon, you need to take geography, this is not funny.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:23:05 PM
No.150077074
>>150077215
>>150088083
Autistic girls will look at you like this when the either have a 20 step plan to murder you and get away with it, or when they are going to have 2 fingers pressing down on your prostate in 10 minutes.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:24:23 PM
No.150077082
>>150077012
It looks like one of the J models is working for Big Russia, the most famous black market drone adapter dealer, and is advertising his products.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:29:17 PM
No.150077102
>>150077116
>>150077662
>>150077034
I hope N and Uzi remember to use pic related while having sex while inebriated! I know Uzi is an autistic gremlin, but it's important to remember such things!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:33:48 PM
No.150077116
>>150077102
Anon, I thought that male DD adapters were too big to fit into female WD ports?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:35:12 PM
No.150077122
>>150077141
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:39:14 PM
No.150077141
>>150078354
>>150077122
Very well then, Comrade. Glory to the Soviet Union.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:50:30 PM
No.150077186
>>150078222
>>150079066
I feel like the wider Murder Drones fanbase absolutely loves Traps! Do you think Pavo does?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:55:05 PM
No.150077199
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 1:57:38 PM
No.150077208
>>150075863
too angry to die
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:00:09 PM
No.150077215
>>150077275
>>150077074
i don't want my balls touched
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:10:16 PM
No.150077275
>>150077215
Well anon, every part of your body belongs to her, and that includes your nuts. She will probably feed you foods to increase your testosterone, and then ban you from jacking off for nearly a week just to see how big and heavy they can get.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:14:06 PM
No.150077299
>>150078354
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:16:17 PM
No.150077315
>>150078354
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:17:07 PM
No.150077322
>>150077343
milk
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 2:20:29 PM
No.150077343
>>150079200
>>150091457
>>150077322
Guys, I want Tessa milk. I want the aussie milk. But what would it taste like?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:03:06 PM
No.150077649
>>150075974
J and N look so cute together, I honestly think they would be a better couple than N and Uzi
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:04:35 PM
No.150077656
>>150077040
Dude what are you retarded? Im talking about how it's the French flag that's all
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:05:50 PM
No.150077662
>>150077102
>Boozy Uzi reference
Lol I haven't read that in a while
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:09:43 PM
No.150077688
>>150078354
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 3:29:45 PM
No.150077843
>>150078354
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:10:48 PM
No.150078222
>>150087489
>>150077186
I doubt Pavo has a preference, he just likes to feel a soft human penis in his peacock ass.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:12:28 PM
No.150078234
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:15:02 PM
No.150078259
>>150078312
>>150080943
Anons, please note, we haven't had any drama on /co/ for a very long time. This is wonderful.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:16:57 PM
No.150078281
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:18:20 PM
No.150078291
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:20:32 PM
No.150078312
>>150078259
No! I don't want peace I want problems... ALWAYS!!!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 4:25:12 PM
No.150078354
>>150078822
>>150079003
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:09:25 PM
No.150078822
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:10:36 PM
No.150078834
>>150071293 (OP)
Having a robot sex slave is the opposite of a loss. She's an anti-social winner.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:25:41 PM
No.150079003
>>150078354 (me)
She's really cool, guys.
>>150077186
Pregnant women grosses me out and yet pregnant lads makes me want to cum buckets. Are men truly the most nurturing mothers out there?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:45:16 PM
No.150079188
>>150077014
Nice, Tessa wearing Michelle dress
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:46:17 PM
No.150079200
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 5:49:13 PM
No.150079223
>>150085937
>>150079066
Of course. Unlike women, men understand how cruel this world will be to the baby and do not want such sufferers for him, and therefore do not born children.
If I had Human Alice as my mother, do you think I would still have my foreskin? Im asking because, you know. Southern moms tend to have it removed.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:09:04 PM
No.150079424
>>150079476
>>150083205
I think Aliceanon has been on a downward spiral mentally as of late and now he's lost it completely.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:13:50 PM
No.150079476
>>150079494
>>150080076
>>150079424
You know that this could be a whole different anon yeah?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:15:06 PM
No.150079494
>>150081856
>>150079476
Potentially, yes.
Still funny to think about though.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:49:37 PM
No.150079923
>>150071293 (OP)
>date
>slave
You don't understand either of these words
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:51:34 PM
No.150079950
>>150076984
American education
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:53:39 PM
No.150079981
>>150087532
>>150079066
>My mind has become infected
>The infection is feeding me the dumbest conclusions
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 6:56:07 PM
No.150080014
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:00:49 PM
No.150080076
>>150080583
>>150096947
>>150079476
There are like 200 Aliceanons. At least the ones posting Alice with gigantic robo-tits are gone.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 7:35:00 PM
No.150080583
>>150083353
>>150080076
Sitting on a treasure trove of harvested body parts sure helps to keep her looks pristine, at least. Weird how she prefers to walk around in tattered rags, though.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:01:12 PM
No.150080943
>>150081135
>>150078259
I think the usual threadshitter finally got bored and left.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:04:04 PM
No.150080985
>>150084568
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:16:44 PM
No.150081135
>>150080943
Plus today is pocketsteaks' birthday, the main catalyst for his hysteria, but since he's not here, there's no drama. It's just a beautiful day.
>>150071293 (OP)
Ngghhh
human on drone action...
And here we have some lesbians to trigger the anti yuricuck poster.
>>150076886
Fill them with Sprite instead of milk, violently shake my dronewife and lick the pressurized sprite milkers.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:20:55 PM
No.150081193
>>150081145
yuritranny shit
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:22:42 PM
No.150081219
>>150081145
>I love my gf
More like MY gf, lol.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:23:25 PM
No.150081234
>150081193
>yuritranny
You are trying too hard.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:27:11 PM
No.150081278
ok troon
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:30:50 PM
No.150081344
>>150081360
>have glimpse of the future arts that I'll post when they're finished:
https://files.catbox.moe/vjtz64.j
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:31:56 PM
No.150081360
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:32:40 PM
No.150081377
>>150081398
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:34:20 PM
No.150081398
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 8:36:36 PM
No.150081431
>>150082962
>>150083052
>>150071293 (OP)
>Murder Drones But The Absolute Solver Thinks N Being Permanently Mindbroken Is Funnier Than Resetting His Memories
>the dog theming with N is taken to its logical conclusion: he's completely nonverbal now, communicating in wordless groans and growls and barks and is silent on the hunt, and never walks upright anymore
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:09:02 PM
No.150081856
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:53:45 PM
No.150082540
Low-budget drone pornography
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 9:57:59 PM
No.150082592
>>150071293 (OP)
AU concept I thought of after some reflecting on what we know about Rebecca:
>Rebecca's parents are killed (by N)
>because one of Nori's visions of future Happenings was a vision she didn't get in the show's timeline, the Doormans adopt Rebecca
>Nori is later crippled (by N) and assumed dead, and ghosts her grieving family out of body horror-induced disgust and shame
>Uzi and Rebecca are very close as kids, getting from their friendship with each other the affection and attention their show timeline counterparts weren't getting at home, but eventually drift apart and end up more like their show counterparts in their teens: Rebecca is exhausted by Uzi's neediness and autistic goblin behavior, and Uzi resents Rebecca growing closer with the other popular girls (who do freely let Uzi into their social circle, but only because she's Rebecca's sister and because hot girls always need an ugly friend who makes them look even hotter) and distancing herself from her to avoid association with her goblin autism
>despite this, when Rebecca finds out Uzi is going to go vampire hunting with her iconic railgun, Rebecca grabs Uzi's backup regular gun and downloads the anime fighting moves Uzi downloaded and goes out with her sister because she can't just let her go up against the genocide robots alone
>from here, shit starts diverging even more from the show's timeline...
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:26:29 PM
No.150082962
>>150083052
>>150081431
>J and V are still verbally abusive to dog N
>Being mind broken means he can't even be optimistic about how they treat him
>Uzi being kind to N just makes him more attached to her, like a puppy feeling love and care for the first time in years
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:30:11 PM
No.150083030
>>150071293 (OP)
PUT THE NAME IN THE OP DRONIGGA
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:31:26 PM
No.150083052
>>150081431
>>150082962
>Uzi and N still fall in love
>This was all an elaborate excuse for Uzi to have sex with the mental equivalent of a dog
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:38:04 PM
No.150083150
>>150083742
>>150084198
>>150074332
Yeah, all solverdrones (witches and DDs) have flesh and bones inside, at least in the chest, contrary to what I often see offsite a mere zombiedrone has no flesh, a WD obviously neither
>>150076719
I mean technically it can 'survive', if it didn't get killed by failsafe, it just cannot move. I wonder if an extracted zombiedrone's core could still see and speak tho? Immobile but present?
It is essentially their entire soul/brain/heart, a body is nice to have but it is possible right?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:41:27 PM
No.150083205
>>150083246
>>150079424
This
>>150079320
Isn't me, why would you have the impression?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:43:35 PM
No.150083246
>>150083205
NTA but if the post is talking about Alice I just assume it's you.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:50:11 PM
No.150083353
>>150080583
>looks pristine
Absolutely. Tho the world wonders how she managed to change her jaws for DD ones, her tongue is a Worker Drone's still and I see honestly no detail on the snoot or entire lower head, the only way I can imagine this being done is by 'degloving' the apparently soft white cover, then change jaws and putting it back on. Maybe she had to or used the opportunity due to damage? Anyways, no surprise she didn't really yell or anything when Uzi bit her finger clean off, that's nothing compared to however she got these teeth.
>Weird how she prefers her rags tho
Imo this is a leftover from something very deer to her pre-corecollapse life, her locker has her asking personel to not touch her things which implies that (besides having a badtime during testing) her belongings matter to her. Obviously she hordes any useable part and takes from dead drones, but keeping what she owned before could still have some importance.
Also the way the pattern on her gown looks it appears at least partially intentional (stripes), maybe she knows it looks good? She has a sense for showing off anyway, picrel
I have not shared these here, yet...
No regrets
Only that I have to remodel N closer to the big statue and have him lewdly pose or perhaps make a whole diorama of him going feral
https://files.catbox.moe/1u7hzl.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rsrpss.png
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:52:16 PM
No.150083381
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:53:18 PM
No.150083401
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:53:35 PM
No.150083407
>>150071334
Your retarded
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:55:23 PM
No.150083437
>>150083505
>>150083511
Rate my figure
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:59:18 PM
No.150083495
>>150083720
>>150081145
>Are Doll and Lizzy still besties after everything that happened?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 10:59:46 PM
No.150083505
>>150083437
2good2bee true
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:00:12 PM
No.150083511
>>150083606
>>150083437
Absolute AI gen, that figurine would trip because of the weight
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:00:32 PM
No.150083517
>>150083563
>>150081145
The bait worked.
Now kill yourself yuri faggot
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:03:58 PM
No.150083563
>>150083517
it's not our fault
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:07:00 PM
No.150083606
>>150083511
No, it is produced by JCJenson.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:15:40 PM
No.150083720
>>150083770
>>150083495
>takes Doll's body to school every day
>puts Doll's body in the desk on her left, where she used to sit
>takes Doll's body back to her abandoned house after school
>seats Doll's body at the dinner table and puts a shroud over it, like Doll would do with her parents' bodies
I'm pretty sure that if Lizzy ran into Doll again, she'd immediately assume she's going to die in some nightmarish J-horror way and either melt down in a paroxysm of guilt or wordlessly accept what she thinks will be her fate.
Also, fuck Rachel.
>>150083150
>if it didn't get killed by failsafe
I wonder why was there a necessity for such a feature - like, sure, their heads don't house their consciousness unlike ours, but a fatal error upon critical head trauma will still result in AI core's 'death'.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:18:47 PM
No.150083758
>>150083742
>gets tossed the watch of the kid she domed
>literally shakes down a girl (Rachel?) for her lunch money
What does V spend the money on?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:19:56 PM
No.150083770
>>150083720
Lizzy allowing Doll's spirit to share her body.
GHOST THREESOMES, WOO WOO!
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:22:16 PM
No.150083796
Cuckold infested thread
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:22:22 PM
No.150083797
>>150083998
>>150083742
The answer is don't think about it too hard
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:24:01 PM
No.150083815
>>150089226
>>150083365
>Cyn wanted DDs to have genitals
>But unfortunately the only physical reference she could get her hands on before the gala massacre was Tessa's bad dragon dildo
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:35:53 PM
No.150083977
>>150079320
Ye, she tries (and does) not damage good parts
Or not
She could certainly have convoluted reasoning for either
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:37:50 PM
No.150083998
>>150084020
>>150084032
>>150083797
But I like to overthink things. Besides, show already explains plenty of seemingly nonsensical stuff, like drones having hair or DDs being plastered with yellow caution tape.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:39:43 PM
No.150084020
>>150084032
>>150083998
>or DDs being plastered with yellow caution tape
What's the explanation for that?
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:41:06 PM
No.150084032
>>150084156
>>150084020
>>150083998
might be a holdover from the original disassembly units which had caution tape
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:42:43 PM
No.150084050
ywn
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:43:02 PM
No.150084058
>>150083742
I believe the entire thing with drones being killed (their core, literal permanent death no BS) by such minor unecessary stuff like a broken face (james) was done so replacements were needed more often, to increase sales. Alice shows drones are easily repairable and likely easy to assemble, she's an exception tho, this easy assembly is not intended for the consumer so if anything happens that really damages the drone it is programed to be irrepairable.
I imagine the failsafe's initial purpose was indeed to work when AS is detected, with that feature already installed they would of course exploit it to create more constant demand for drones.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:51:29 PM
No.150084156
>>150084032
Yeah - along with inspiration for their multi-purpose arms. Cyn has packed DDs with quite a few reminders of drone death.
Anonymous
8/27/2025, 11:54:42 PM
No.150084198
>>150083150
if drone cores contain singularities doesnβt that mean someone could jury rig a drone core into the most destructive IEWMD in existence?
Wtf, is this a leak from the MD novel?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:06:10 AM
No.150084361
>>150079320
you would lose your foreskin, not by circumcision, but in an unrelated shopping cart mishap. very sad.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:09:43 AM
No.150084403
>>150084355
It's Blu making a funny. That's clearly her artstyle.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:10:41 AM
No.150084418
>>150084450
>>150084548
>>150084355
>The graphic novel leaked
>It looks like shit
What a surprise!
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:12:23 AM
No.150084450
>>150084705
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:19:30 AM
No.150084548
>>150084705
>>150084418
>He doesn't know
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:20:37 AM
No.150084568
>>150080985
It's cute fuck off
>>150084450
>>150084548
Are you defending it because the page is unfinished or are you defending it just to be contrarian?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:34:37 AM
No.150084750
>>150085793
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:35:50 AM
No.150084765
>>150084890
>>150084705
Because it's not even the official comic, that's why
It was made by someone else...
>>150084765
Okay? It still looks like shit.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:44:38 AM
No.150084901
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:46:05 AM
No.150084926
Oof
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:46:31 AM
No.150084936
>>150084890
just take the L bro
this shit is sad, its not even funny
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:46:56 AM
No.150084941
>>150084890
>Doubling down after finding out he was wrong
You are genuinely retarded
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:47:10 AM
No.150084945
Biggest retard award goes to...
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:52:10 AM
No.150085034
>>150085165
>>150085405
>>150083742
assuming drone cores contain singularities (or mini black holes or whatever), it may pose a significant risk to the environment (if not the entire planet the drone is on) if not safely dealt with before disposal. it's likely that JCJ knew that people would just be dumping their drones in a landfill instead of sending them off to be properly dismantled, so developed the failsafe to neutralize the most potentially dangerous part of a drone whenever it was deemed "critically damaged" so as to not delete a city (or bust a planet) just because somebody didn't recycle.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:00:15 AM
No.150085165
>>150085034
wouldnβt that mean if JCJenson did make disassembly drones theyβd equip them with absurd technology such as anti-singularity equipment?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:01:45 AM
No.150085184
>>150084355
I don't get it, where's the Keeter? How am I supposed to read this without the Keeter? Give me the Keeter.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:04:38 AM
No.150085227
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:12:19 AM
No.150085352
>>150085406
>>150085594
I want to see thad get snu snu'ed by a giant russian DD.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:14:43 AM
No.150085395
No, she is not mentally sane. Just like the other DDs.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:15:30 AM
No.150085405
>>150085034
Maybe don't put black holes inside mass produced robots
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:15:37 AM
No.150085406
>>150085487
>>150085352
>a giant russian DD.
We all need a giant Russian DD wife.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:20:08 AM
No.150085487
>>150085564
>>150085406
Anon...what is going on in this picture?
Anon...it looks like that person is facing Doll, and not facing away from her. And it looks like her pelvis is quite...moist.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:24:47 AM
No.150085564
>>150085487
Anon, this is Yeva, and yes, she's on top.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:26:22 AM
No.150085594
>>150085352
>Doll doesn't give a shit anymore
That's pretty normal for her tho
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:26:55 AM
No.150085608
>>150085653
using Doll's stupendously long hair as a blanket
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:29:53 AM
No.150085653
>>150085735
>>150085608
Does anyone have that picture of Lizzy and Doll in their pajamas. Doll is wearing a nightgown.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:34:01 AM
No.150085735
>>150085653
No but I have this
>>150084750
It's kind of crazy how Cyn now has multiple musical numbers while the rest of the cast has none.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:39:42 AM
No.150085836
>>150085981
>>150085793
Solver's VA likes doing the voice more than the others like doing the voice.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:41:21 AM
No.150085867
>>150085942
>>150085793
N's VA should've had one by now, that'd be pretty cool
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:44:46 AM
No.150085937
>>150079066
>>150079223
You guys are the most mentally deranged individuals I have ever met. I love you all.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:45:15 AM
No.150085942
>>150085957
>>150086318
>>150085867
I still have a MIGHTY NEED! for Caitlin Dizon and AJ DiSpirito to team up to do a Lizzy cover of She-Wolf by Megadeth. Monsterfucker national anthem.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:46:16 AM
No.150085957
>>150085942 (me)
*Monsterfucker national anthem right there
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:47:36 AM
No.150085981
>>150087127
>>150087184
>>150085836
The others definitely like their characters, but Fitzy clearly LOVES being Cyn.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:57:15 AM
No.150086140
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:57:43 AM
No.150086148
>>150092785
>>150085793
If you had to insert a Cyn musical number somewhere in the show where would you put it, and what would it be?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:10:25 AM
No.150086318
>>150085942
Absolutely agree, also I'm sad Megadeth broke up, lost my chance to see them live. Eh at least I still have Pantera
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:16:43 AM
No.150086413
>>150083742
How big of a revalation would it be if the reason why drones have failsafes is because this is not the first time that eldritch beings possessed AI and bought humanity into near extinction and that the Solver is just one of many?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:10:36 AM
No.150087127
>>150087184
>>150085981
i bet she does the cyn voice during sex
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:14:30 AM
No.150087184
>>150089007
>>150087127
>>150085981
>Switches between Mel and Cyn during missionary.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:39:06 AM
No.150087489
>>150078222
To quote John Podesta in drag, we all have our preferences~.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:42:36 AM
No.150087532
>>150088083
>>150088963
>>150079066
>>150079981
Your mind is fried by cartoon porn and if you continue down this road you will likely get memed by anonymous internet strangers into believing getting your penis and testicles cut off will make you orgasm harder.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:51:18 AM
No.150087666
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:16:10 AM
No.150088083
>>150088213
>>150088392
>>150077074
>Prostate
I think you mean OURstate, comrade.
>>150087532
I kinda wonder why someone would give a hammer and sickle tattoo 1100 years after the soviet union fell?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:23:38 AM
No.150088213
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:35:02 AM
No.150088392
>>150088083
It was the historically recorded height of the Russian government's non-actively contested power, even if just as controlled opposition for and by the banks.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:44:29 AM
No.150088546
>>150089007
Reminder if that Pidge were in canon V would murder her without a thought, purely because she'd gone too long without murdering someone.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:00:52 AM
No.150088792
I think about how the wider fanbase would voluntarily live in this universe, even as a Worker Drone on Copper Nine after Episode 8, a lot.
>invader zim invades copper 9
>infiltrates Bunker 3 by wearing a cardboard box with a mining hat crudely taped to the top
>GIR goes undisguised
>everyone pities Zim because they think his βfatherβ is absolutely unhinged
>this came about because Zim panicked upon getting asked a completely innocuous and casual question by Rebecca one class about GIR
>claims that GIR is an ancient ancient older model manufactured by βJ Schmee Shmensensβ and as a result he is completely insane and anything he does or says should not be taken seriously
>local worker drones take it to mean that Zim is also irreparably insane
>Zim gets ostracized by the entire class, ends up almost always getting paired with Uzi on class projects
>Unfortunately for Zim, Uzi is a Noticer
>Fortunately for Zim, all the adult worker drones, especially Teach, think heβs mentally retarded and also insane so they donβt take Uziβs warnings seriously
>Khan Doorman famously asked Uzi in front of Zim to be βkind to the special boyβ
>Zim took this as a compliment
>He also took advantage of Uziβs sudden CPU meltdown from sheer rage to install a ton of Irken surveillance technology into her
>The high tech but jury-rigged alien technology somehow manages to simultaneously activate and jailbreak the Solver in Uzi
>She manifests her solver powers at the level of Cyn
>Uses this absurd eldritch might to fuck around with Zim and keep him from calling the Armada to blow up Copper 9 and use its remains for a planetary Space Truck Stop
>The Murder Drone trio, particularly J, are going schizo from Zimβs harebrained schemes to use them to conquer Bunker 3, which he figures is the only civilization on Copper 9, ignoring all the others
>J genuinely believes that Zim is a representative of thr Alien competitor of JcJenson in SPAAAAAAACE, J Schmee Shmensens
>N is actually on his 50th copy on account of the other 49 Ns who got abducted by Zim and are kept in his base built under the bunker
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:20:21 AM
No.150088963
>>150089072
>>150087532
Idk what you're talking about bro, I'm just here to wank off my weinerschnitzel
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:20:36 AM
No.150088966
>>150088935
>all the adult worker drones, especially Teach, think heβs mentally retarded and also insane
Are they wrong, though?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:23:35 AM
No.150089007
>>150089068
>>150087184
>gets snucked upon!
>[leg lock]
>>150088546
Why do you think she's into V.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:26:58 AM
No.150089043
>>150088935
I just watched the florpus today and actually had to pause it in disgust at the prescense of justin roilands niggerfaggot voice.
I can forgive everything else bad about that movie but justin being given 7 seconds of lines was dispicable.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:28:47 AM
No.150089068
>>150089108
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:29:10 AM
No.150089072
>>150089465
>>150088963
That's what you all say at this specific point. I have seen this road play out many times before and I know how it always ends
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:29:43 AM
No.150089080
>>150088935
>V is running out of copium after witnessing N getting traumatically abducted by that one alien space ship time and time again
>Zim decides to hack Uzi through his backdoor installed in Uzi by way of a tampered steel foil burrito
>While gloating in Uziβs mindscape, Zim manages to hack his way into the code of the other 49 Ns while thinking heβs going to give Uzi a digitsl lobotomy
>Instead accidentally makes GIR the admin of said 49 Ns
>While trying to undo this idiocy before GIR direct the Ns to start the silicon waffle apocalypse, Zim manages to hack into the Absolute Solverβs base code
>Zim believes that heβs hit the jackpot, having gained root access to whatever is giving Uzi her powers, when he had actually caused Uzi to become superadmin of a fork of the Absolute Solver
>Reads its source code, realizes its purpose
>Insulted and immediately taking its name as a challenge, Zim decided to βfixβ the defect causing the Solver to eat everything instead of solving the fabric of the universe
>Proceeds to give the Absolute Solver profound mental retardation
>As a result Cynβs IQ gets reduced to -987, somehow
>Next day Zim shows up in class gloating, expecting Uzi to have become nothing but a calculator for the fabric of the universe, forced to solve reality captchas for all eternity
>Confused by the normalcy of Uzi
>Class is interrupted when the door bursts open from a flood of silicon wafers and the occasional Murder Drone or wo
>Somewhere deep in the bunker a moustached scream of agony resounds throughout the class
>Teach gets buried by a tide of silicon wafer waffles
>The murder drones fly up and run outside while laughing about βloving to do anythingβ
>Zim is suddenly knocked down from his perch above the silicon wafer flood by Uziβs spiteful hand
>Zim and Uzi get sucked into the tide of silicon waffles and congealed ion fluid while Zim curses GIR the entire way down
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:30:49 AM
No.150089096
>>150089130
> the schizo known as rigger
oh great
>>150089068
Holy shit, antiyuribro's gonna blow a fuse with this one...
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:34:29 AM
No.150089130
>>150089145
>>150089096
Mickey Mouse (and very possibly Ragatha) and his friends will tell you what to do after you get bottom surgery, don't worry Buddy. I've been here, by the way. And people other than me have posted my OCs before in past threads.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:35:52 AM
No.150089145
>>150090004
>>150089130
You will never be white, Paki.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:39:40 AM
No.150089183
>>150091291
Da cocainum
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:44:17 AM
No.150089226
>>150083815
To be fair Cyn often found the dildo strapped to N whenever Tessa called him in for "bed time"
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:07:39 AM
No.150089465
>>150090004
>>150089072
Idk man, it just sounds like you're projecting your lack of self control unto others, me personally I know what I am
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:10:38 AM
No.150089501
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:24:26 AM
No.150089687
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:50:55 AM
No.150090004
>>150090600
>>150089145
Did you know accusing others of being Pakistani is a known Indian calling card? I find that interesting.
>>150089465
>it just sounds like you're projecting your lack of self control unto others, me personally I know what I am
What a slip.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 7:49:28 AM
No.150090600
>>150091534
>>150090004
>Assuming someone is actually going to willingly transition and snip off their cock and balls because they jerked off to a cartoon with a dick once
No you're just a schizo like always, it's just a drawing for fucks sake you braniac
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 9:37:35 AM
No.150091291
>>150089183
But... she has no nose...
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 9:57:03 AM
No.150091385
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:16:38 AM
No.150091457
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:31:53 AM
No.150091534
>>150092209
>>150090600
What's a braniac? Someone who is a maniac about bran?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:36:39 AM
No.150091568
>>150091592
Pwetty roan...
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:38:53 AM
No.150091580
>>150091855
>Uzi combed through N's coding
>she wanted to make sure Cyn wasn't hiding any last ditch efforts in there
>then she found something strange
>a line of coding referencing a memory that isn't there
>not a deleted memory, but one that never existed
>curious, Uzi asked Cyntail about it
>who had no idea
>but when Uzi mentioned the code invoked a protocol named "N-ocense" Cyn lit up
>she giggled maniacally
>while she didn't know what exactly it was, she had a good guess at what it was
>unfortuntely, she didn't know where to go
>thankfully, she knew who did
>J
>she also recommended bringing V along
>for entertainment
>so, the NUVi gang tracked down J and asked her about it
>J responded with a ignorant stare
>then an annoyed expression
>she knew where to find the memories, but did not promise they were available
>N asked what she meant by "memories" but J refused to elaborate
>if they couldn't access them, then J didn't care about saying what they were
>Uzi used her powers to repair J's ship instantly as payment, and because they needed it
>they all hopped aboard and flew to a familiar location
>the Elliott Manor
>it's dilapidated remains, anyway
>and after tearing through the wall to Tessa's old room, J moved the bed out of the way
>a hidden door in the floorboard
>upon opening it was a rather small alcove
>inside was the remains of a teen's stash
>porno mags, dildos, marijuana, a book that was probably a diary
>all of which was a decoy
>J reached underneath the handle of the door and flicked something
>the ceiling above the bed opened and a projector lowered
>Uzi jumpstarted the projector with power
>J took one of the dildos out and opened it
>revealing a mini keypad inside
>J pushed a button
>the projector shot out an image of a menu screen onto the bedroom wall
>the word "N-ocense" sat at the top of the screen
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:40:33 AM
No.150091592
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 11:22:11 AM
No.150091855
>>150091963
>>150092486
>>150091580
>Uzi asked J what this all was
>J ignored her and navigated the menu
>she entered the stored files
>and was surprised that they were still there
>N's memories
>thousands of hours, months worth of memories were stored
>all converted to easy to play videos
>the list started with the most recent addition
>they were titled with generic timestamps
>but they were given a single description
>"V"
>with the memories still intact J decided to explain what was going on
>protocol N-ocense was an on-command program designed by Tessa to easily and quickly supress, store, and remove memories
>Tessa say a few words and N would lose access to a week's worth of his life which could be extracted whenever Tessa wanted
>and N would never know, obviously
>J scrolled up the list
>the descriptions remained the same for each entry
>"V"
>but V realized something, and anger grew on her face
>as J explored the older files, the descriptions began to somewhat change
>while "V" was the majority, some files had descriptions like "Playtime", "House", "Thereopy" and "Practice"
>until the description finally changed
>and revealed that "V" was actually shorthand for "V dating N"
>V screamed, calling Tessa a myriad of insults
>N and Uzi asked V what was going on
>J explained that Tessa kept removing N's memories od his time with V
>V pulled her gun out and pointed it at J, the accomplice
>J didn't know Tessa was taking memories involving V, nor did she care
>but she knew Tessa would take memories of N's that involved herself
>V snarled in frustration
>N placed his hand on V's shoulder
>he asked about these memories
>V brushed him off, stating that these memories don't matter
>N reiterated their importance as they seem to matter to her
>V looked at Uzi
>it was obvious to Uzi what these memories were about
>she smiled warmly, and nodded at V
>V sighed
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 11:45:12 AM
No.150091950
>>150090995
Why is he such a slut?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 11:49:18 AM
No.150091963
>>150091855
>J started the first video
>N approached V, the newest drone Tessa brought in
>they had run into each other and N never properly apoligized for it
>it wasn't long until the two were walking around the manor, alone
>they didn't realize how long they were gone for, and were beaten for it
>worth it
>they spent more time together
>cleaning the same room together
>moving the same furniture together
>and soon, they held hands together
>until Tessa confronted N about V
>the girl stumbled her words, offering both praise for N finding love and criticism for his choice of lover
>until she finally asked him if he would choose V over her
>and the next time N saw V, he didn't know who she was
>the pain on her face as she tells him of all the times she spent with him only for him to have no recollection, was immeasurable
>and then, V laughed
>and waved off her claim as based off some book she read
>and wondered how great it would be if something like that actually happened to her
>and the two walked throughout the manor together
>again
>and spent as much time together as they can
>again
>and fell in love
>again
>only for N to be confronted by Tessa
>again
>and for him to forget about V
>again
>to have V shrug off the pain
>again
>and walk the halls with N
>again
>until he fell for her
>over and over
>ad infinitum
>ad nauseum
>until Cyn made her move
>and V was comatosed
>N was speechless
>he looked at Uzi, hoping she would help him
>but she just weakly shrugged
>V stared off until she shook her head
>and reiterated that these memories don't matter
>and left the room
>J found what she was looking for
>a memory of her and N acting as Tessa's parents in a game of pretend
>which ended with J accusing N of cheating on her and attacking him with a knife
Fin.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:45:33 PM
No.150092209
>>150091534
Someone who likes raisin bran, or something like that
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 12:47:01 PM
No.150092220
>>150094072
>>150090995
Aw c'mon look at him, he's basically asking for it!
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:24:37 PM
No.150092428
>>150092577
>>150092301
I didn't forget about male J's design. It proves that N also doesn't wear undergarments underneath his coat.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:38:59 PM
No.150092486
>>150092566
>>150091855
>"Practice"
Remember when Tessa said she only ever talked to drones?
And she asked J to be a royal stud, and it seemed like this was the first time she asked J to do that?
And then she saw N approach and got really happy to see him?
Like really really happy?
Especially compared to how happy he was to see her?
And before, in the pilot, J calls N a stud?
What was all that about?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:47:39 PM
No.150092535
>>150092301
Ok tbf, he wasn't even in the show at all and he only got announced by the time episode 8 was around the corner
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:53:18 PM
No.150092566
>>150092631
>>150092486
>J calls N a "stud", what was that all about?
Picrel. She knows exactly what she means...
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:55:16 PM
No.150092577
>>150092598
>>150092301
>>150092428
Now I want to see more male J.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:58:50 PM
No.150092598
>>150092577
I wrote a Valentine's greentext about him:
https://boards.plus4chan.org/md/t161359.html#p161378
Somehow, straight Jessa feels so much more excitingly forbidden to me than lesbian Jessa.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 1:59:17 PM
No.150092602
>>150092697
Southern wendigo wife.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:04:25 PM
No.150092631
>>150092722
>>150092566
I love how N has almost as much porn as MD's token coombait fembot.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:19:47 PM
No.150092697
>>150092602
Yes! The Appalachidrone! We were just thinking of her!
That very image of yours is one of the best stylized Alice's ever, these strange toes and spikes on tail look great, did you notice the bit of drool at her mouth? And the hands ...the expression oh Lord
Absolute peak. Unironically the pinnacle of appeal imo, in design, character and lore, also helps that I never ever knew any Alice irl
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:21:52 PM
No.150092713
>>150092737
When you think of an idea to tame a wendigo to make her your wife.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:23:07 PM
No.150092722
>>150092631
He is a sexxy robot vampire after all
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:24:48 PM
No.150092732
>>150092806
Task failed successfully.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:25:35 PM
No.150092737
>>150092798
>>150092713
Literally me
Anyway, Amda got lucky enough to be straddled and sat on by Alice, what an achievement. Shame she wasn't exactly in the most conscious of states to enjoy her luck.
This image is the dream bros T0T
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:29:30 PM
No.150092762
>>150092777
>>150092806
Yeah, there is a lot of artwork of Alice straddling people.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:32:26 PM
No.150092777
>>150092833
>>150092762
And by βartworkβ I mean porn. Especially of Alice and the teacher.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:33:49 PM
No.150092785
>>150086148
Party Party Party (Andrew WK) at the Galla for shits and giggles
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:35:45 PM
No.150092798
>>150092833
>>150092737
Bro, if you actually get straddled by Alice, then picrel is what is going to happen to you.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:36:34 PM
No.150092806
>>150092732
I should draw this again, I remember I made this in 10 minutes during exam phase, somehow became on of (imo) my best drawings this year and even had some stylization I didn't plan and cannot recreate
>>150092762
Indeed.
It fits her so well, besides, drones being so very lightweight yet so strong would make it a pretty original experience, enhanced by these legs and the different but hot torso too. Absolute peak design
before MD the only meaning if straddling I knew was plunging shelling falling too short and too far, never knew the translation, so when I read that first Alicegreen I had to look it up and...was kinda mindblowing. Still is
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:39:46 PM
No.150092824
>>150092875
>>150093039
Gentlemen, let me ask you guys formally. Does V deserve the cuck chair?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:40:05 PM
No.150092828
>>150092972
>>150071293 (OP)
It is the anniversary of the March on Washington.
>The maimed, charred, and broken body of the Human being before Uzi Doorman's pure yellow optics does not move a inch as the words his consciousness slowly and deliberately emits are rasped, more felt than heard. "You dare come back here after I whooped your ass the first time and turned you into a smear on the ground, maggot?"
>Uzi chokes and balls her fist in front of her, though carefully in such a way as to indicate that she is not a threat. "I--I want to make amends--"
>"AMENDS?!" The Emperor's psychic voice howls from all angles at the reborn Captain Twilight, clad in a miniature replica of the uniform of her father in this life.
>"You want to make AMENDS?!" He repeats Himself, audibly even more in abject disbelief than he was when His Specters informed Him that Midnight had finally found the prize the weary old wolf had spent millennia searching for.
>"I SEE NO WAY TO OVERCOME NIHILISM, AND I WANT TO SEE IF THERE IS A WAY IN YOUR ORDER!" Uzi screams, now barely sixteen, visor displays shot wide, her cracking pubescent voice filled with weariness and hopelessness.
>"You should have done what I told you to in the first place," He pauses as his psychically emitted voice turns to a hiss filled with disgust and betrayal, "James."
>"I--I--" Uzi hics, "I don't even remember any of that!"
>"And does that change any of this?" Metal wiring and tubing extends to and from the body kept alive through simultaneous medical miracle and raw psychic power.
>"One thousand psychic mutants a day, to keep me alive," again, He hisses, "Elliot."
>"I'm sorry," Uzi blinks and nods.
>"I repent," she rapidly follows up, a single finger raised upwards, slowly, carefully, so as to not come even close to making the sign of the Absolute Solver, "even."
>Uzi audibly swallows.
>"They could be rooting out rebels," The Emperor draws out that last word, "enslaving aliens, and bringing the Void and its spawn to HEEL!" He is angry.
1/3
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:41:04 PM
No.150092833
>>150092777
Godly trips well spent, do you have a sauce? I never saw this before
>>150092798
Huhuhuhu hot but it won't happen to me surely fr fr
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:48:31 PM
No.150092875
>>150092886
>>150092824
Given the author of that pic of yours, V is better off on a cuck chair than in a relationship with N. I prefer this cutie with a full set of limbs, thank you very much.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:49:37 PM
No.150092883
How would Alice have reacted to Khan coming to her to make a deal? Alice can take down multiple DDs at once. She could protect the colony and provide spare parts from the surface in exchange for oil and a position of power.
But then again, Alice tortured Uzi just because she was Noriβs daughter. So the might attack Khan just for being Noriβs husband.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:50:04 PM
No.150092886
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 2:51:08 PM
No.150092892
How would Alice have reacted to Khan coming to her to make a deal? Alice can take down multiple DDs at once. She could protect the colony and provide spare parts from the surface in exchange for oil and a position of power.
But then again, Alice tortured Uzi just because she was Noriβs daughter. So she might attack Khan just for being Noriβs husband.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:04:02 PM
No.150092972
>>150093147
>>150092828
>The last word, 'heel', is emphasized.
>"I guess the both of us know what it's like to be vampires," The Emperor's tone turns low and dark.
>"Though," His voice fills with spite, "my current state is far less unenviable than yours."
>Uzi's optic displays flinch.
>His psychically emitted voice cackles low.
>"You smelt it, therefore you dealt it--"
>"I GET IT, OKAY?!" Uzi howls on the verge of tears.
>"DO YOU, BITCH?!" The Emperor practically roars.
>Uzi's lip quivers.
>She fights the instinctive urge to flinch her fingers into the sign of the Absolute Solver.
>The Specters and Custodians gathered in the room are all aged, weary, and scarred men with dark eyes that have seen and done terrible things, and they are all ready to lay down their lives if only to distract the reborn Twilight of the gods should The Emperor not accept her.
>Just because you can't kill one of The Four without being either Twilight or The Anathema doesn't mean you can't inflict pain upon them, wound them, or maim them.
>"No," Uzi's visor displays shrink as her voice turns to a whisper, "I guess I don't."
>"Captain James Elliot, demonstrating humility?!" The Emperor laughs in a tone unamused and dry.
>"Truly, you are an agent of Change." The Emperor's voice fills with hate.
>"Maybe I should just kill you and let your Daddy do it all over to you again, Twilight?" Uzi's visor displays shoot wide open and her heart pounds in her chest.
>"We know now you come back, after all," The Emperor continues.
>His voice is filled with the bitterness only a betrayed friendship left to fester for literal millennia can produce, something that is at once somehow both beyond Humanity and utterly inhuman. "That actually sounds extremely amusing. You came this far, dared to show your face to me, and you get to play fetch with your Daddy again."
>The Emperor continues. "How do you know I haven't done that to you already? That this would be the first time I've done this exact thing to you, James?"
2/3
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:13:05 PM
No.150093039
>>150093209
>>150092824
Absolutely. There is no bigger cuckold in the world than V, that's a fact.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:25:35 PM
No.150093147
>>150092972
>A silence looms.
>The Emperor laughs.
>It's sincere: if He spoke physically from His body, it would be the deepest, heartiest of belly laughs. "Oh, you should see the look on your face! You look like Tessa must have when you first went 'cave exploring' with her, James, you dirty old-- well, dog!"
>Uzi's lips quiver and twitch in thinly veiled disgust and self hate.
>Typically, the self loathing in a Serial Designation N model is meant to be completely irrational.
>That's how she made them in her past life, of course.
>No amount of creative talent from having a Serial Designation J parent and being the product of a second generation onward union of flesh and blood instead of magic construct can change what she feels, and that she is fully aware that she deserves every moment of it. "You're not going to--you're not going to do--do that?"
>She's shaking.
>Natural fearless dominance does not defeat existential dread, as she has learned all too well from her father.
>"No." The Emperor states it plainly.
>"But, and I want you to take note of this," He continues, "I will do it if you defy the Order of my Empire again. Ever. Even a single time."
>He emphasizes. "And I will do exactly what I said, every time thereafter."
>There is a beat. "Do I make myself clear?"
>Uzi gulps.
>She nods.
>"You must be parched from all that learned hopelessness from Daddy -- 'he shoots, he scores'!" The Emperor laughs again, lighthearted.
>He continues. "You have my permission to feed upon Imperial citizenry when and where as needed to prevent overheating, though I request you feed upon expendables and disposable first and foremost. You will be deployed as my personal scalpel. Cancer chokes the Galaxy, and I intend to commit surgery until all traces have been eradicated from the known material universe. You are my slave, and my tool, and nothing more: just like the rest of Humanity, James. Do you understand, Captain Elliot?"
>"Yes, I understand," Uzi nods without hesitation.
3/3
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:31:20 PM
No.150093209
>>150093497
>>150093039
>no bigger cuckold in the world
Star Butterfly would like a word with you.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 3:59:02 PM
No.150093497
>>150093752
>>150093209
How is she a cuck?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:24:27 PM
No.150093752
>>150093497
>Worked towards establishing a relationship with her crush
>Helped him at every turn, at every hardship he encountered
>He proceeded to date another girl and didn't look back for quite a while
>Her attempts to get back with him only resulted in a loose love triangle
>By the end of the show she sacrificed everything she had by destroying magic across the universe
>Creator of the show left the fate of her relationship uncertain while noting it's not likely to last
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:54:29 PM
No.150094072
>>150094096
>>150097835
>>150092220
Asking for what?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 4:56:43 PM
No.150094096
>>150094289
>>150094292
>>150094072
God, N is a perfect cum dumpster. I want to throw him to the ground and take my way with him.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:13:04 PM
No.150094289
>>150094345
>>150094096
Okay, can someone tell me who this bearded guy is?
I've seen this picture and edited versions of it being posted for years but I still don't know the context.
>>150094096
You are a massive faggot. Of course you fantasize about raping fictional men.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:17:27 PM
No.150094345
>>150094289
Dr. Khoren Bekian, the inventor of the worker drone. His original design hasn't been deviated from in the centuries since they were created, because he got it right the first time. ESPECIALLY the drones having silicone tongues and collarbone molding and artificial saliva and programming that makes them feel like they're sweating when they exert themselves.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:18:28 PM
No.150094359
>>150094585
>>150095571
>>150094292
Look at him! He's the perfect twink! He was clearly designed to get tons of great porn!
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:23:18 PM
No.150094416
>Anon is probably the last sane person left.
>Everyone else infected with terminal brainrot.
>"Skibidi rizz my gyatt" and bunch of nonsense echoing down everywhere.
>They dab unironically, noone left with enough IQ to plan for the brainrot pandemic.
>Drones arenβt human, they canβt get infected right?
>You try to find Detective Drone.
>Sheβll help you investigate the Sigma Skibidi outbreak.
>After weeks of dodging Fortnite dances and Ohio-core gibberish, yu finally find her.
>She looks at me.
>"So I started blasting."
>She only speaks in ancient memes from a forgotten era.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:40:37 PM
No.150094585
>>150094359
NTA but get your hand out of your pants for five minutes, eh?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:41:00 PM
No.150094590
>>150094655
>>150094292
Look at this and then look me in the eye and tell me, anon, that your dick didn't twitch, and don't you dare lie to me.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 5:47:01 PM
No.150094655
>>150094590
Two faggots that need to be corrected.
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 6:53:25 PM
No.150095571
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 7:38:59 PM
No.150096160
>>150096530
>>150094292
Why is J crying?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 8:09:58 PM
No.150096530
>>150096549
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 8:11:45 PM
No.150096549
>>150096530
How can she be jobless if she jobs all the time?
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 8:42:01 PM
No.150096947
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 9:38:57 PM
No.150097762
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 9:43:44 PM
No.150097835
>>150098038
Anonymous
8/28/2025, 10:00:48 PM
No.150098038
>>150097835
You wouldn't whack his ass!
...would you?