>see these neat Turbo Dork paints at my LGS
>pick one up
>figure I'd try it out on an RFV Zaku
>black primer, Ray Studio purple basecoat
>slop on the Turbodork stuff
>comes out as a thick, gloopy glaze instead of a metallic paint
>shit goes on so thick that I can't even panel line afterwards
>decide to drybrush some silver all over to try to salvage the aesthetics
>brush isn't dry enough
>looks even more shit
fucking christ