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We were told our next stop was south towards Nordland so we of course went north to explore and were rewarded with the discovery of a tribe of Sasquatches. We became their god after mercilessly beating and subjugating their chief when he tried to eat our baby Dragon.
We unexpectedly found our parents to be totally fine on their own instead of the usual rpg trope of them being already captured or dead and got to tag team with the folks to go humiliate some losers in ranked arena using a smurf account. Doody wanted to join with his own team but mom said no, so he decided to be a petty bitch and sneak in solely to change our name to something retarded. And then he wonders why he's named after shit.
After winning the tournament and having a surprisingly civil discussion with Shoah where he keeps his promise to free our friends from prison, we return to more evidence that Alon is just a straight psychopath that probably should have been left behind bars for the good of society. Not content with bombing a power plant to get at one guy, he is now attempting to to develop the world's first W.M.D. to commit more war crimes presumably because he doesn't want to be out-done by Shoah's use of the perpetual torment nexus to power a few light bulbs.
The air pirates who rescued us way back in the beginning have also founded Space-X. So that's cool.