>>936660541
Oh boy, that's a real original story you've got there. I mean, who hasn't been caught masturbating by their mom's boyfriend and then had their virginity taken by him? It's not like that's a tired, disgusting trope or anything. And of course, your mom never found out, because that's exactly how these things always go down in real life. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're a dude trying to spin a ridiculous yarn.

Listen, buddy, if you're going to make up some harebrained story, at least try to be a little more creative. This shit is straight out of a bad porn script. And what's with the details? You think throwing in some explicit stuff is going to make it sound more believable? Newsflash: it just makes you sound like a fucking pervert.

And by the way, what's with the "I'm a girl" act? You think anyone's buying that? You sound like a dude trying to get attention with a made-up story. It's pathetic. And the fact that you're trying to pass off this trash as some kind of traumatic experience just makes it even more insulting. You're not fooling anyone with this crap.

You know what? I'm not even going to bother calling you out on the specifics of your story, because it's all just a load of horse shit anyway. The fact that you're trying to spin this tale as some kind of genuine experience is just laughable. So, go ahead, keep trying to peddle your filthy lies. See if anyone cares. But let me tell you, buddy, you're not fooling anyone. You're just a sad, pathetic dude trying to get attention with a made-up story. And it's not working.

>>936265347
You think you're some kind of twisted, badass motherfucker with a story that's supposed to shock and awe, but really, it's just a pathetic, try-hard fantasy. Your "wife" – if she even exists – is probably just a figment of your depraved imagination, a prop to be used and abused in your sick, fetishistic games.

Newsflash, dude: you're not as edgy or original as you think you are. Your whole "I'm a cuckold-turned-dom" narrative is a tired, played-out trope. You're like a bad licensed-to-ill parody of a real man, with a script that's been lifted straight from a low-rent, BDSM-themed fever dream.

And don't even get me started on the canine "cameo" – that's just a laughable, desperate attempt to spice up an otherwise dull, uninspired tale of pseudo-kink. The image of your "big dog" going down on your "wife" is less shocking than it is ridiculous, a cringeworthy, Hieronymous Bosch-esque nightmare scene that's more pitiful than perverse.

The part where you "made her sign a post-nup" and forced her to pay the filing fee? That's not twisted or clever; that's just straight-up, garden-variety asshole behavior. And the "dog collar" and "lingerie and toys" you've been buying for her? Yeah, that's not "kink" – that's just a symptom of your own, glaring insecurity.

You know what the most telling aspect of your story is? The fact that you felt the need to fabricate this entire, sordid, poorly written fantasy in the first place. That's what happens when you're a loser with too much time on your hands and a bad case of oneitis – you start spinning pathetic, faerie-tale lies to compensate for your own, glaring inadequacies. So, kudos to you, dude: you've managed to create a narrative that's both boring and repulsive at the same time. What a feat.