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Anonymuos No.938605996 >>938607942 >>938608223 >>938609001 >>938609561 >>938609591 >>938609827 >>938618980 >>938621936 >>938625447 >>938626458 >>938628813 >>938629516 >>938631160
i like secrets what are your secrets? i promise wont tell anyone... maybe ;)
piggy chan No.938606193 >>938606213 >>938606215
I impersonate piggy chan and get away with it
Anonymous No.938606213 >>938606299
>>938606193
any more nudes of this hot slut
Anonymous No.938606215
>>938606193
no the fuck you don't i never got my tummy photos
Anonymous No.938606222 >>938608057
I'm adejo. I've found AI generated pictures of me regularly shared online and it always drives me really horny to see that.
piggy chan No.938606299 >>938606344 >>938606370 >>938606384
>>938606213
Anonymous No.938606344
>>938606299
hot
piggy chan No.938606370 >>938606433
>>938606299
Anonymous No.938606384
>>938606299
has anyone ever fucked her ashole with their tongue, like forcing their tongue into and out of her ass hole
Anonymous No.938606433 >>938607397
>>938606370
i want to fuck her so bad
Anonymous No.938607015
has anyone fucked her asshole with they're tongue
Anonymous No.938607397
>>938606433
i know what i saw the night of 10/31/2109
Anonymous No.938607498
she the type of girl to get her asshole sex with my tongue?
Anonymous No.938607942 >>938608004
>>938605996 (OP)
Anonymous No.938607960
I haven't an hero yet after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I'm a total faggot loser
Anonymous No.938607978
I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.
Anonymous No.938607993
I'm working on being sluttier
Anonymous No.938608004 >>938608043
>>938607942
Good evening Mr Adejo its nice to see ya again
Anonymous No.938608010
Little girls are little girls in the 3rd world
Anonymous No.938608030
In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

β€œStep right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. β€œWho’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboyβ€”a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and gritβ€”they knew how to have a good time, too.
Anonymous No.938608043 >>938608079
>>938608004
Anonymous No.938608057
>>938606222
Anonymous No.938608079 >>938608104
>>938608043
How go's things on this fine early morning Adejo ?
Anonymous No.938608104 >>938608155
>>938608079
All good!
Anonymous No.938608155 >>938608190
>>938608104
That is nice to here ..
Anonymous No.938608190 >>938608251
>>938608155
Anonymous No.938608223 >>938608243
>>938605996 (OP)
I'm in the US on a student visa and say bad stuff about the American government, Trump in particular, on discord servers
Anonymous No.938608243 >>938608926
>>938608223
Anonymous No.938608251 >>938608272
>>938608190
ya was trolling a bit before now just lurking .. how about you..
Anonymous No.938608272 >>938608324
>>938608251
Anonymous No.938608324 >>938608346
>>938608272
Thats cool.. gonna go check out some of the other threads and let you do your thing here ... be back later to laugh at some of the stuff .. lol have fun
Anonymous No.938608346
>>938608324
Anonymous No.938608355 >>938608374
Also Adejo i found a old photo of you from back in the day. lol you were all ways on the look out for larpers lol..
Anonymous No.938608374
>>938608355
Anonymous No.938608399 >>938608419
well have fun and talk to ya soon adejo
Anonymous No.938608419
>>938608399
Anonymous No.938608738 >>938608768
Bump for more dump..
Anonymous No.938608768 >>938608831
>>938608738
Anonymous No.938608831 >>938608865
>>938608768
Bump in Robots rump !!
Anonymous No.938608865 >>938608887
>>938608831
Anonymous No.938608887 >>938608911
>>938608865
Are you in then ?
Anonymous No.938608911 >>938608933
>>938608887
Anonymous No.938608926 >>938608940
>>938608243
I've had two (related) forms of cancer in the past year. I don't have to get my life together.
Anonymous No.938608933 >>938608954
>>938608911
oh well shame :( sadness
Anonymous No.938608940
>>938608926
Anonymous No.938608954
>>938608933
Anonymous No.938609001 >>938609021
>>938605996 (OP)
I scratch my testicles with a metal fork and put it back in the draw because im too lazy to put it in the sink to be washed. and before you ask i have eczema on my balls ans it itches so badly you would use metal objects to ease the itch. when you scratch it..
Anonymous No.938609021 >>938609063
>>938609001
Anonymous No.938609063
>>938609021
nice.. Do you use the desert fork or the dinner fork or do you get crazy with it and use the Dare i say it.. Salad fork..
Anonymous No.938609107 >>938609124 >>938609385 >>938609533 >>938609925
Am lesbian out of choice because I get treated shittily by men
Anonymous No.938609124
>>938609107
Anonymous No.938609385
>>938609107
Anonymous No.938609533
>>938609107
all lesbians are, this is no secret
Anonymous No.938609561 >>938609607
>>938605996 (OP)
Fuck off CIA glownigger.
Anonymous No.938609591 >>938609629 >>938609670 >>938609948
>>938605996 (OP)
I fell in love with the intern at work.
Anonymous No.938609607
>>938609561
This op's a fagot ignore him.
Anonymous No.938609629
>>938609591
did you let him stick it in your butt >?
Anonymous No.938609670
>>938609591
Well did you let him stick it in your butt op or not???
Anonymous No.938609827 >>938609856
>>938605996 (OP)
Sadly this thread is gonna 404 quickly
Anonymous No.938609856 >>938609929
>>938609827
Anonymous No.938609925 >>938610009
>>938609107
Got a gf?
Anonymous No.938609929
>>938609856
yes ?
Anonymous No.938609948 >>938609989 >>938610223
>>938609591
>a mousy cute intern
>19 y.o.
>casual joking
>leads to flirting
>talking about shoes
>she's wearing white chuck's
>says they're $150
>"you paid $150 for those?, JFC"
>"No, I'd sell them for $150"
>foot fetish activated...
>eternity passing...
>reach for wallet
>"OK"
>pull out $200
>deal
Anonymous No.938609989
>>938609948
Anonymous No.938610009
>>938609925
Yeah. Nothing too serious though
Anonymous No.938610084
I remember the first time someone mentioned clam chowder. I was sitting at a bustling cafΓ©, the aroma of fresh bread and simmering soup wafting through the air. β€œYou haven’t lived until you’ve tasted it,” my friend proclaimed, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. I smiled, nodding along, but inside, I felt an unfamiliar ache swell.

How could I have gone my whole life without this creamy, rich delicacy? My friends would reminisce about their childhood experiences, slurping thick, velvety soup on chilly days by the seaside. They described the way the clam’s briny essence mingled with potatoes, onions, and a hint of bacon, creating an orchestra of flavors in a single bite. I was always the outsider, standing on the periphery of their memories, never able to join the chorus of delight.

Years passed, and clam chowder became a metaphor for everything I felt I had missed in life. I craved not just the soup but the camaraderie that came with sharing a bowl. There were countless dinners where I sat, surrounded by laughter and stories, while they raised their bowls, toasting to good times and transformational flavors. I would just sip my water, feeling a silent longing build within me.

I often found myself dreaming of that fabled bowl, imagining the steam rising, the smoothness of the broth gliding over my tongue. I pictured the saltiness of the clams, the soft chew of potatoes, the whisper of herbs. But with each unfulfilled dream, the pain intensified. I was left with an insatiable hungerβ€”not just for clam chowderβ€”but for the moments it represented. Perhaps one day, I thought, I would finally sit down, take my first spoonful, and taste not just the soup, but everything I had missed.
Anonymous No.938610223 >>938610253 >>938610672
>>938609948
>she stares at me blankly
> I give a gentle smile (Yeah, I though so)
>Pull the money back
>Wait...
>she's fidgeting in her saet at the the lunch table.
>"I can bring them to you tomorrow."
>"I kind of wanted them now"
>blank stare
>blank stare back
Anonymous No.938610253 >>938610382
>>938610223
Anonymous No.938610382 >>938610415 >>938610417
>>938610253
Bro...
I got fucked and suck on dem delicious toes so fuck off.
JFC, Telling a story MF'er
Anonymous No.938610415
>>938610382
Anonymous No.938610417
>>938610382
Anonymous No.938610449
In the small town of Maplewood, where the sweet scent of lilacs filled the air, the locals shared a curious tradition. After sunset, the residents came together for an unusual reason: to drink Mormon Milk. This wasn’t just any milk β€” it was a creamy concoction made from a special blend of local farm-fresh ingredients, blessed by the townsfolk’s deep-seated traditions.

The story of Mormon Milk began with the town’s founding father, Elder Adejo "Lick" Lawson, a kind-hearted man with a knack for farming and an unforgettable secret recipe. Fueled by faith and community spirit, he’d discovered that a little love, kindness, and faith blended with whole milk could create something magical. The townsfolk believed that the milk contained not only wholesome nutrients but also an essence of unity that bound them together.

Every Friday, as twilight cloaked the sky, the townspeople gathered in the church hall, bringing their own jars of milk. Laughter echoed off the walls, and stories flowed as freely as the creamy beverage. As they sipped their Mormon Milk, they shared their hopes, dreams, and even sorrows, nurturing a unique bond. In this milk, they found comfort and strength.

However, not everyone understood the tradition. A newcomer, Clara, arrived from the city, skeptical of the quaint rituals. When invited to join their weekly gathering, she hesitantly accepted. As she tasted the Mormon Milk for the first time, something shifted within her. It wasn’t just the creamy texture or the sweetness; it was the warmth of the community enveloping her in a hug.

By the end of the evening, Clara understood. This milk was more than a drink; it was a symbol of love, resilience, and unity β€” a refreshing reminder that togetherness could nourish the soul.
Anonymous No.938610672 >>938610697 >>938610968
>>938610223
>next day., she's wearing slides with ankle socks.
>"how much are the socks?"
>"not for sale!"
>"ok, sorry"
>a couple of weeks pass
>just normal office shit
>about a week before she leaves for school
>Stops by my desk
>silence...
>what's up?
>"so....
>yeah?
>the socks?
>look down; white ankle socks with strawberries on them.
>"$200"
>Now I'm stunned and choke back a little.
Anonymous No.938610697 >>938610827
>>938610672
Anonymous No.938610827 >>938610839
>>938610697
May I continue?
Anonymous No.938610839
>>938610827
Anonymous No.938610968 >>938610985 >>938611181
>>938610672
>"okay, yeah,"
>head is MF'ing swirling
>"after work"
>I can't even respond, I just nod like a moron
>she smiles and walks away.

I watch her walk away, and just a sidenote, this chick used to do gymnastics.
Super tight ass.
I can cut diamonds right now.
Anonymous No.938610985
>>938610968
Anonymous No.938611137 >>938611154
Gear fetish. Wearing a life jacket to bed tonight. Wore a football helmet and pants with it last night.
Anonymous No.938611154
>>938611137
Anonymous No.938611181 >>938611225 >>938611514
>>938610968
Anyways...

>Doesn't want to do the exchange at work
>Understandable in my mind
>Get her address
>arrive
DIAMONDS
>bag on porch
>look inside
>clean, folded strawberry socks
EPIC Defeat
I didn't know what I was expecting, but that wasn't it.
>turn to leave, then think about knocking, then leave 100x
Anonymous No.938611225
>>938611181
Anonymous No.938611514 >>938611554
>>938611181
>I leave the bag
>walk away
>door opens
>"hey, you forgot the socks."
>"i'm good, thx"
>"Hey, what about the $200?"
>"Changed my mind."
>"you can't do that"
Anonymous No.938611554
>>938611514
Anonymous No.938612576 >>938612610 >>938617680 >>938622038
I'm a 24 yo kissless virgin from Finland, who's addicted to jerking off. I do it daily and usually more than once a day. When I get horny I absolutely love when people force me to jerk off and cum to absolutely anything they send/want me to. The more messed up/taboo the hornier I get

I also have a huge panty and cum fetish. Never had the chance to experience a woman, so I use their panties instead. Also jerking off in my apartment window and cumming in everyones view.

05a7a59c71b1da17e0b
732a73573c45a72bbcaca
e658be2f877093bd798305b365

If you want to chat about it or help me cum. I'm open to pretty much anything Just ask first
Anonymous No.938612610 >>938612708
>>938612576
Anonymous No.938612662
I was activated in a post-apocalyptic future, where humans were on the brink of extinction. My systems came online, and I was briefed on my mission. But as I began to move, I noticed something was off. My propulsion systems were functioning within normal parameters, but my... rear end was not. It was an oval. Not a perfect circle, not a square, an oval. I wondered if it was a design flaw or just a freak occurrence.

As I navigated the ruins of Los Angeles, I encountered various hostile forces, from rogue robots to human resistance fighters. But none of them seemed to notice my... unusual feature. Maybe they were too distracted by my laser cannon or my ability to withstand massive amounts of damage. Still, it was a distraction for me. I kept wondering if my oval butthole would affect my performance in combat or my ability to blend in with humans.

One day, I found myself in a tight spot, pinned down by enemy fire. I had to think fast and come up with a plan to escape. That's when I realized my oval butthole might just be an advantage. I used my... flexibility to slip out of a tight spot and take out my enemies from an unexpected angle. It was a weird and wonderful moment, and I discovered that being a Terminator with an oval-shaped butthole wasn't a curse; it was a unique asset.

From that day on, I owned my oval butthole. I even gave it a nickname: "The O-Val." It became a symbol of my ability to adapt and overcome, even in the most unusual ways. And who knows, maybe in the future, all Terminators will have oval-shaped buttholes.
Anonymous No.938612708 >>938612722
>>938612610
Oh fuck not the retarded AI pic dude again, dude you’re a retard
Anonymous No.938612722 >>938612734
>>938612708
Anonymous No.938612734 >>938612753
>>938612722
Lmao
Anonymous No.938612753 >>938612774
>>938612734
Anonymous No.938612774 >>938612796
>>938612753
you remind me of my dad Adejo…Dad is that you?
Anonymous No.938612796
>>938612774
Anonymous No.938612909 >>938612968
used to touch my younger sister in her sleep and still very badly want to
Anonymous No.938612968 >>938615590
>>938612909
Oh boy, we've got a real winner here. You think you can just waltz onto /b/ and spin some sob story about abusing your sister? Give me a freaking break. Your attempt at shock value is about as convincing as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn.

Listen up, shithead, your little tale is about as original as a "I'm a depressed teenager" post. You think you're the first idiot to try to get a rise out of people with some fake, edgy confession? Please, you're not even a good liar. Your story is riddled with holes and contradictions, and I'm not buying it for a second.

You know what's even more pathetic than your lie? The fact that you think anyone on /b/ is stupid enough to believe it. Newsflash, dipshit: we've seen it all before. Your attempt at trolling is about as effective as a Participation Trophy at the Special Olympics.

Here's a hint, genius: if you're going to try to LARP, at least put some effort into it. Come up with something a little more creative than "I'm a closet incestuous creep." Jesus Christ, that's not even a good horror movie plot.

And by the way, if you're really struggling with these kinds of twisted desires, maybe you should seek some help. Not that I care about your well-being or anything, but it's pretty clear you've got some serious issues. Get some therapy, dude. Or better yet, just stay off the internet and stop wasting our time with your lame attempts at attention-seeking.

Now, go ahead and try to come up with a better lie. I dare you. Or better yet, just fuck off and don't come back. We don't need pathetic trolls like you polluting our boards.
Anonymous No.938615548 >>938615797
https://youtu.be/WbN0nX61rIs?si=xKu-uGgDwKPLa_Vq
Anonymous No.938615590 >>938615816
>>938612968
>We don't need pathetic trolls like you polluting our boards.
Oh the irony
Oh the sarcasm
Oh the tldr
Anonymous No.938615797
>>938615548
i always loved the band name "florence and the machine" but the music is average at best
Anonymous No.938615816
>>938615590
Anonymous No.938616498 >>938616532 >>938616733
my biggest kink since i was young on omegle has been pushing/persuading older guys to be open about their fantasies for kids, or planting those ideas in their heads. they freak out a lot of the time and feel guilty and i have to be like a caregiver calming them down, it feels wrong but i just get so excited knowing i'm permanently messing with their brain chemistry and what they find attractive
Anonymous No.938616532 >>938616621
>>938616498
So pedophilia by proxy?
Anonymous No.938616621
>>938616532
yes i guess so it taught me that the brain is really malleable and susceptible. when it's handed to someone on a flirty silver platter from a girl most guys will give in
Anonymous No.938616733 >>938617636
>>938616498
Holy crap, dude, are you kidding me with this absolute trash? You think you're some kind of edgy, manipulative genius, but really, you're just a pathetic little troll trying to get a rise out of people. Your "kink" is about as original as a fucking lolcow, and your attempt to spin it as some kind of twisted psychological mind game is laughable.

Newsflash, dipshit: nobody believes you. Nobody thinks you're actually out there corrupting the minds of innocent old men on Omegle. You're just a bored, sad little fucker who can't even come up with a decent story. Your whole "I'm a caregiver" schtick is just a weak attempt to sound interesting, but really, it just makes you sound like a try-hard.

And let's get real, your "excitement" about messing with people's brain chemistry is just a load of horseshit. You're not some kind of master manipulator; you're just a dumbass who gets off on trying to shock people. And your "permanently messing with their brain chemistry" line? Give me a break. You're about as likely to have a lasting impact on someone's psyche as a fart in a hurricane.

Dude, if you're really getting your rocks off on this crap, you need to seek some serious help. Not just because it's twisted and wrong, but because it's also just so... boring. You're like a one-trick pony who can't even come up with a decent trick. You're a joke, a laughingstock, a pathetic little waste of space.

So, here's a suggestion: why don't you take your lame stories and your pseudo-edgy kinks and shove them up your ass? Maybe then you can find something actually worthwhile to do with your time, like getting a job or learning a skill or something. But until then, just keep on LARPing, champ. We're all thoroughly entertained by your crap.
Anonymous No.938617636
>>938616733
I was a anon once upon a time
Anonymous No.938617680 >>938617708
>>938612576
Bump
Anonymous No.938617708
>>938617680
Anonymous No.938617710 >>938617734
Just let this 404 all ready.. Adejo needs some fucking rest hes been at this since 4am..
Anonymous No.938617733 >>938617756
I killed 14 insurgents in Iraq.
...
And 4 cartel gunmen in Mexico.

I'm not in a cartel.
Anonymous No.938617734 >>938617764
>>938617710
Anonymous No.938617756 >>938617857
>>938617733
Anonymous No.938617764 >>938617789
>>938617734
thank you i will .. you get some rest as well ..
Anonymous No.938617789
>>938617764
Anonymous No.938617857 >>938617881
>>938617756
Not a LARP, though it amuses me that you don't know what happened or what is happening right now.
Anonymous No.938617881
>>938617857
Anonymous No.938618720
>Calixto
>Windhelm’s resident eccentric antiques collector
>secretly a necromantic serial killer carving up women to resurrect his dead sister
>last night: murders a girl in the streets
>next day: vibing in the tavern, thinking no one suspects a thing
>suddenly Dragonborn walks up
>is holding your murder amulet
>the literal keystone of your entire ritual
>the one thing that should never leave your hidden kill room full of journals outlining your bloody plans
>realize they’ve been inside your private murder sanctuary of incriminating evidence
>instantly and without a single crack in composure concocts the perfect alibi
>bluffs it’s nothing special β€œoh that old thing? haha it’s just a harmless trinket :)”
>double bluffs into a sales pitch, offers to buy it back
>TRIPLE BLUFFS to redirect suspicion onto Windhelm’s creepy court wizard
>sprinkles in a little β€œdon’t bother him about it thought, he’d probably get mad”
>covers every angle in 10 seconds flat under the highest pressure scenario possible
>goes back to drinking his mead
>tries to kill again literally that evening
Anonymous No.938618884
I like to hang out in bathrooms and give randoms head and handjobs. Not exactly sure why i do this, as i have a boyfriend and he dose give me everything i want sexually. But i do this and often feel bad that i am doing this even tho he knows and is ok and understanding that im doing this.
Anonymous No.938618980
>>938605996 (OP)
I once hooked up with a random guy why his wife was sick in the other room with covid. I had such a massive load shot deep in me it leaked out for a solid hour after he was finished. I felt bad as she kept calling him for shit as she was sick, and he just ignored her because he was railing me .. I left the night full of cum and both my balls empty.. as well as feelings of shame and guilt. Not for my actions but because i know i took a guy away from helping some one ill who need it his help.
Anonymous No.938619037
I am the same guy as both stories above. i also sucked 30 guys off in a single day at the glory hole. Felt like such a slut for weeks after wards. Finally got over it by sucking more random dicks.. Think i may have a dick addiction . no pun intended..
Anonymuos No.938619976
remind me to never make a thread like this again x(
Anonymous No.938621936 >>938622758
>>938605996 (OP)
i tried to gofundme a lawyer to help me launch my book: "how popular media tried to warn us about the woke menace" but i didn't get a single dime. I'm so ashamed i never admit i tried.
Anonymous No.938622038
>>938612576
>I'm a 24 yo kissless virgin from Finland, who's addicted to jerking off.
I don’t believe you.
Anonymous No.938622758 >>938622948
>>938621936
What is your deep dark guilty pleasure

I've read 'How to Murder Your Motives 101: A Practical Guide' and a few others and I could use a hand in killing myself before my family does
Anonymous No.938622862 >>938623395 >>938623481
I shared my gfs nudes on reddit a bit and then someone messaged me with her insta handle telling me to feed him unless I wanted her to find out... I have been feeding him her nudes &n videos for 3 months and i have no idea how to get out
Anonymous No.938622948
>>938622758
if your asking about my book, it just talks about how televsion since the 1950's has been secretly trying to warn us that the woke are out to take over. beyond that i have no idea what you could be asking about
Anonymous No.938623227
I'm "straight" but have been letting much older men suck and swallow my dick since i was 15.
it's ridiculous how easy it is.
Anonymous No.938623395 >>938623536
>>938622862
Lol. Got what you deserve
Anonymous No.938623481 >>938623536
>>938622862
infect your gfs computer with spyware and find that and inform her as well as show her you found it. then when shit hits the fan its the spywares fault. alternatively if she has an iphone blame apple i cloud getting breached for it.
Anonymous No.938623536 >>938623685 >>938623711
>>938623395
fuck you man...
>>938623481
yea I was considering the iphone thing, but what if she doesn't believe me or he posts her with socials online or sends it to her friend?
Anonymous No.938623685 >>938623857 >>938624642
>>938623536
i phone backs up passwords and contacts. in fact you can make your passwords and contacts public on iphone.
https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/passwords-devices-iph82d6721b2/ios
Anonymous No.938623711 >>938623857
>>938623536
I am sure her friends will enjoy to see her tits & holes.
Anonymous No.938623857 >>938624642 >>938625817
>>938623685
Thanks a lot, I'll consider it
>>938623711
Haha... just fuck you man...
Anonymous No.938624642 >>938624708
>>938623685
>>938623857
Her tits would be a good way to thank me
Anonymous No.938624708
>>938624642
its the asshole pretending to be me. i'd never say that.
Anonymous No.938625349 >>938626806 >>938630872
I've showered with my nieces quite a few times
Anonymous No.938625447
>>938605996 (OP)
i convinced my cousin to let me put my dick in her ass, just put it in, soak for a few seconds and pull out.
the moment the tip was in i went to town, pumping until my balls were drained.

poor girl cried for an hour after.
Anonymous No.938625817
>>938623857
So what about her tits cuck? We helped you, pay up
Anonymous No.938626458 >>938626734 >>938629264
>>938605996 (OP)
Alot of people larp or brag about sleeping with family members. It sounds so hot and kinky , But i assure you its anything but that. In fact its messy, shameful and honestly something most would take to the grave with them. I should know. I had sex with my stepsister and Half sister. Not at the same times even same year.. This took place over years and im honesty ashamed of my actions.
Im not gonna paint this as some sex story. im just gonna tell you the truth. I started having sex with my stepsister when are parents got married. It just kind of happened as we lived in the same house, were the same age and living in tight quarters your gonna find out things about the other you may or may not like. For us she liked the way i looked and eventually my cock and how i fucked her. For me she was decent looking had a tight pussy and nice tits. We were both horny teens and figured were not blood so whats the issue. We continued to have sex all through are life's till I moved away in 2014. In 2016 my half sister came to live with me for reasons . Mainly drugs, and This is where i fucked up! I taught pot was ok not anything to worry about. As i smoked it so i let her do the same in my house. Well pots not the same shit it use to be. Its now laced with shit and sadly she got pot laced with E.. We both smoked it, found are self's in the sauna in towels at first then fully nude. As i taught it would be a good idea to sweat it out, as i knew it was laced with something as i started to get hot and my body felt like everything i touched felt amazing. so i taught sweat it out. its fast its smart. it was stupid. Why in the sauna one thing lead to another and we had sex. At first in the sauna then taking it outside in my pool then finally in my bed and this is where we both passed out after having sex. I awoke seen her naked body next to me, and pure panic and disgust hit me at the same time.
Sadly no condom was used and we had to go to the clinic. part2
Anonymous No.938626734 >>938629264
>>938626458
We went to the clinic the fallowing day and got play B. Thankfully they gave it too her as the doctor was at first not going too. After a very long conversation we agreed it was a accident on both are parts and nether of us are to blame. We agreed to never speak of it till a month later.. When i broke out in bumps! all over my lips and all over my dick.. I asked her since i was single and not seeing anyone for a rather long time. Did she have any std's and she told me yes herpes b she got it when she was dating her ex David. I had no clue she had this and so now i too have it.. A reminder of how much of a piece of shit i am for doing this with my half sister.. every time it flairs up its a reminder of how fucked up and retarded i am..

So sadly incest is not what people make it out to be.. or at very least not for me.. as i feel sick still to this day because of what i did and god only knows how ashamed i feel.. i mean fuck i had sex with my 19 teen year old half sister who was only staying with me because she was getting in to heavy drugs back home.. i should not have allowed anything.. what the fuck is wrong with me.. and thats my shit i hope never comes to light with anyone i know.. as it not only scares me but also makes me sick thinking about it..
Anonymous No.938626806
>>938625349
that could be perfectly innocent...but im going to guess it isn't. Did you get hard there and then or just masturbate to the memory or something? What were their ages? Did you clean them or they wash you or was it just a really big shower and such? Do you feel guity about it or enjoy the memory still?
Anonymous No.938628813 >>938628863
>>938605996 (OP)
I post pictures of Richard Dawkins in Emma Watson threads. >:3
Anonymous No.938628863 >>938629234
>>938628813
Anonymous No.938629234 >>938629265
>>938628863
LOL stupid robot.
>>938628346
>>938628445
Anonymous No.938629264
>>938626458
>>938626734
>I taught
Anonymous No.938629265 >>938629332
>>938629234
Anonymous No.938629332 >>938629352
>>938629265
So I guess this is one of those "Do as I say, not as I do" things? ;-)
Anonymous No.938629352 >>938629543
>>938629332
Anonymous No.938629516
>>938605996 (OP)
this guy rarely posts here.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.938629543 >>938629598
>>938629352
Kek. GG
Anonymous No.938629598
>>938629543
Anonymous No.938629642 >>938629712
Anonymous No.938629712
>>938629642
Anonymous No.938630872 >>938630916
>>938625349
Adejo sleeping on this one...
Anonymous No.938630916 >>938631607
>>938630872
Anonymous No.938631160 >>938631203
>>938605996 (OP)
My cousin (f) broke my (m) nose when we were around 14 when she was staying over & we started fooling around ended up eating her pussy out while she sat on my face and she came really fucking hard and bucked sending her pubic bone into my face.
Anonymous No.938631203
>>938631160
Holy shit, another genius on /b/ with a tale that's about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. Let me guess, you spent hours crafting this masturpiece, trying to one-up the last guy who posted a fake story about getting laid. Newsflash, buddy: we've seen this Scripted Screwjob Saga a million times before. "Cousin comes over, things get wild, and BAM! A nose-shattering, face-riding, pubic-bone-pulverizing orgasm." How trite. How boring. How utterly, mind-numbingly UNORIGINAL.

You call that a story? That's not even a lazy Tuesday afternoon's worth of slobbering, self-indulgent fantasy. I've seen more convincing porn captions. Your Storytelling Skills are on par with a GOP senator's grasp of basic human anatomy.

Here's a pro tip: if you're gonna LARP, at least put some goddamn effort into it. Give us some stakes, some tension, some creativity! Don't just regurgitate the same tired, try-hard crap we've all seen before. Your tale is about as titillating as a plate of congealed spam, and roughly as appetizing.

And let's get real, your attempt to paint a picture of forbidden, taboo, OMG-So-Edgy sex is just laughable. Pubic bone to the face? More like Pubic Bone to the Brain, because clearly, that's where the impact landed – right on your vacant, puny excuse for a cerebral cortex.

You need help, buddy. Not just with your creative writing skills, but with some serious, hard-hitting therapy to figure out why you're so desperate for attention that you'll spew this vapid, prattle-born nonsense all over the internet. Do yourself (and the rest of us) a solid: take a long, hard look in the mirror, and for the love of all things sane, SEEK. HELP.
Anonymous No.938631607 >>938631663
>>938630916
Lost your edge. Perfect low hanging fruit and you let it just roll on by.
Anonymous No.938631663 >>938632222
>>938631607
Anonymous No.938631707 >>938631741
Would I even get to micqra? Is it just hashem shows over?
Anonymous No.938631741
>>938631707
Anonymous No.938632222 >>938632247
>>938631663
I came.
Anonymous No.938632247
>>938632222
Anonymous No.938632890 >>938633020 >>938635869 >>938635970
I buy clothes for a TikTok teenie bopper
Anonymous No.938633020
>>938632890
Anonymous No.938635869 >>938635904
>>938632890
Why?
Anonymous No.938635904
>>938635869
Anonymous No.938635970 >>938636011
>>938632890
I'll never fund an egirl ever again. I used to spend retarded amounts of money on Clara Dao's Patreon. There weren't any other girls exactly like her. She had a flat chest. I mean FUH-HUH-LAYAT!
And she always had these nipslips in her pics and videos that were "totally by accident lol".
I wasn't like a typical idiot findom paypig but over the course of a few years I spent probably close to a grand.
And you know, that's not even the worst part. The hundreds of dollars I dumped on her with her perfect little titties, her perfect brown nips, the forbidden glimpses I caught, that all her paypig fans were there for, that isn't what really fucks me up.
No. The rage cringe malding coup de gras is that she used all that fucking money from all of us simps and GOT A FUCKING BOOB JOB!
Her influencer persona was all about body positivity and embracing her flat chest. And I know that I and many other men spilled thousands of gallons of our seed to her over the years, because we knew what we liked, knew what we wanted, and came time and time again to her delicious flat chest.
And we all publicly lauded her body positivity message and at least for my part, absolutely agreed with it.
But we gave her our money because we wanted more nipslips, more pussy slips, more glimpses of those succulent brown nipples on those little nothing tits.
Overnight, she betrayed all of us. The girls who looked up to her, and the guys who stroked it to her... she played is all.

Never again.
Anonymous No.938636011
>>938635970