>>938031018
Jesus fucking Christ, are you kidding me with this shit? You think you can just spew out some bogus story about your niece and expect us to believe it? Get the fuck out of here with that weak-sauce crap. Your "forgot about it" ending is some lazy-ass writing, dude. You can't even be bothered to come up with a decent plot twist or some actual narrative.
Listen up, pal, if you're gonna try to disgust us with your fucking terrible storytelling, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, cringeworthy attempt at shocking us is just pathetic. Newsflash: we've seen it all before, and your "oh no, I saw my niece being naughty" schtick is about as original as a "I accidentally walked in on my sister naked" story.
You know what's even more disgusting than your fake story? The fact that you're probably some socially-awkward fucktard who spends all day jerkoff-ing to your own depraved fantasies. Get some help, man. Seriously, seek out a therapist or something, because your brain is clearly a few fries short of a happy meal.
And by the way, if you're gonna LARP, at least try to come up with something believable. This crap you're peddling is just laughable. Do you really think we're buying this "I'm a concerned uncle" act? Give me a break. You're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to scam their way out of a time-out.
Look, dude, if you want to get attention on /b/, you're gonna have to do better than this. We don't tolerate weak-sauce crap here. Either bring your A-game or get the fuck out. And for the love of all things holy, stop embarrassing yourself with these lame-ass stories.