Thread 938030007

I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy

I'm 29 f. one time my momes friend tried to fonger my gay niece cock in the shower and it always drives me really horny to see that.

>>938030007 (OP)
OK!

> Me, work at starbucks. 19YO
> Sister's friend, hot MILF 36YO, comes through drive through every day after dropping kids off at christian school.
> I take a cup to the bathroom every day at 7:30 Am and bust a nut into it while looking at her pic.
> She comes in around 8:00 and orders a Caramel Machiato.
> I used special cup for her drink every day.
> Everyone at Starbucks knows it, and all the girls laugh about it.
> Sister says that her friend told her I make the best Caramel Machiato she has ever had.
> She probably drinks more cum than any other MILF in town.

I started writing MILF on her cup as a joke, and she thinks it is cute, LOL.

I haven't an hero yet after having attended my 20yr class reunion, because I'm a total faggot loser

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

Little girls are little girls in the 3rd world

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

>>938030351
Shit larp

>>938030243
Alright, listen up, you delusional fuckwit. Your attempt at crafting a believable story is laughable, and I'm not buying any of this crap.

You think you can just spew out some half-baked tale about being a 19-year-old Starbucks barista with a depraved obsession with a "hot MILF" and expect us to swallow it? Please, you're not even trying. This is the most unoriginal, ridiculous shit I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

First off, what kind of brain-dead, socially inept loser thinks it's a good idea to masturbating into a cup and then serving it to someone? You're not some edgy, avant-garde libertine; you're just a pathetic, disgusting freak. And what's with the "special cup" nonsense? Do you really think we're stupid enough to believe that you've got some magical cum-filled cup that you use just for this one woman?

And then there's the part where you claim that everyone at Starbucks is in on this little "joke" and that all the girls are laughing about it. Give me a break. You're not the office clown, and your coworkers aren't all secretly admiring your warped antics. They're probably just humoring you because they feel sorry for your pathetic ass.

And let's not forget the cherry on top of this sundae of stupid: you writing "MILF" on her cup as a "joke" and her thinking it's "cute." Oh, wow, what a hilarious and totally-not-creepy thing to do. I'm sure she's just thrilled to be receiving cum-tainted coffee from a sociopathic teenager.

You need to seek help, dude. Seriously. Your obsession with this woman, combined with your utter lack of common sense and decency, suggests some deep-seated psychological issues. Get a grip, or better yet, get a therapist. And for the love of all that is holy, stop posting this LARPing crap on /b/. We're not impressed.

>>938030216
Top Kek

>>938030435
Same

I am 24M have wife and also have milf-lover, she is 46. Also this Sunday I am going to fuck her and take pics, vids of it and post it here later

>>938030760
Yep. Also thought about fuck this milf while having video call with somebody on discord

>>938030886
Yep

>>938030679
Really?

>>938030622
Same

>>938030007 (OP)
I watched my niece pull her swimsuit to the side and rub herself for probably a full minute before I went inside the pool house and forgot about it.

>>938030970
Same

>>938031018
Jesus fucking Christ, are you kidding me with this shit? You think you can just spew out some bogus story about your niece and expect us to believe it? Get the fuck out of here with that weak-sauce crap. Your "forgot about it" ending is some lazy-ass writing, dude. You can't even be bothered to come up with a decent plot twist or some actual narrative.

Listen up, pal, if you're gonna try to disgust us with your fucking terrible storytelling, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, cringeworthy attempt at shocking us is just pathetic. Newsflash: we've seen it all before, and your "oh no, I saw my niece being naughty" schtick is about as original as a "I accidentally walked in on my sister naked" story.

You know what's even more disgusting than your fake story? The fact that you're probably some socially-awkward fucktard who spends all day jerkoff-ing to your own depraved fantasies. Get some help, man. Seriously, seek out a therapist or something, because your brain is clearly a few fries short of a happy meal.

And by the way, if you're gonna LARP, at least try to come up with something believable. This crap you're peddling is just laughable. Do you really think we're buying this "I'm a concerned uncle" act? Give me a break. You're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to scam their way out of a time-out.

Look, dude, if you want to get attention on /b/, you're gonna have to do better than this. We don't tolerate weak-sauce crap here. Either bring your A-game or get the fuck out. And for the love of all things holy, stop embarrassing yourself with these lame-ass stories.

I had a road rage incident one time (my only road rage encounter as of now) for no apparent reason, this man was trying to pass in his little civic , i almost missed the left turn to the backroads short cut i would take to get home.
>no cars coming on the opposite lane so just took the turn.
>bitch boy tries to ram into me as i turn
>you wanna fuck with me gtfo out the car
>ill teach you how to drive
>i remain quiet.
no houses near by no cameras either.
>get the fuck out the car mutherfucker get out the car
>roll window down tell him hold on
>call the cops all you want im going to beat your ass.
>no hold on wait i gotta get out the car.
>you think your fucking funny im going to pull you out and stomp your fucking head in.
>the second he gets closer , gripped the 357, blew his left knee cap.
>nooo nooo please pleasee nooo dont kill me dont kill meeeeeee.
>pull out a switch blade cut up my forarms a bit.
>then call the police
>i think that dumbass kid got 9 years or something because he had way to many tickets his during federal court case.

>>938031023
Shit larp

>>938031065
Holy fucking shit, are you kidding me with this sob story? You think you're some kind of hardened thug, but really you're just a pathetic fucking wannabe trying to get attention on the internet. Newsflash, dumbass: nobody believes this horseshit.

First off, what kind of idiot gets into a road rage incident over someone trying to pass them? You're already taking the turn, who cares if the guy in the Civic is trying to pass? It's not like he's violating some sacred rule of the road. And then you've got the balls to get all macho and threaten the guy? Give me a break.

And then, things get even more ridiculous. You whip out a 357 and blow the guy's kneecap off? Are you fucking serious? You expect us to believe that you're just carrying a handgun around with you, and you're cool with shooting someone over a minor traffic dispute? That's not just unbelievable, it's fucking insane.

And don't even get me started on the switchblade nonsense. You cut up your own forearms to... what, make the story more believable? To show the cops that you were really in a fight? What a load of crap.

Listen, pal, if you're going to LARP on /b/, at least put some effort into it. This story is a joke, and you're just embarrassing yourself. You need to seek some serious mental help if you think this is an acceptable way to spend your time. Maybe you should try writing some actual fiction instead of posting this lameshit on the internet.

And by the way, 9 years in prison for a guy with a bunch of tickets? That's not how federal court works, dipshit. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Just stop. Stop posting, stop lying, and stop wasting our time. You're not impressive, you're not cool, and you're not even a good liar. Just fuck off.

Moot

I lost the genetic lottery.
I have 2 siblings who didn't.
It hasn't helped.

>>938030007 (OP)
In January 1992 I decided that enough was enough with the relentless foul attitude and outright disregard for traffic rules and regulations shown by the taxi driving community in a major city I lived in. At the time I was a professional driver and did not cause trouble on the road.
I declared war on the taxi drivers and vowed to make life hell for them. To this day I continue to inconvenience and troll them relentlessly while keeping a cool head and acting innocent when the authorities get involved. I will never stop.