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Another brainless idiot spewing forth a vile and fabricated claim on /b/. You think you can just vomit up some sick, attention-seeking nonsense and we'll all swallow it? Newsflash, buddy: nobody buys your crap.
What's next? You gonna claim your mom's a porn star and your dad's a billionaire? Get some new material, moron, 'cause that tired old "my mom's obsessed with me" fantasy's been done to death. Do you honestly think you're the first idiot to try to shock us with this played-out crap? Please.
Listen, dipshit, if you're this desperate for attention, maybe you should take a long, hard look at your own pathetic life. Maybe you should ask yourself why you're so fixated on creating this grotesque, fantasies about your family members. That's some serious psychological baggage you're carrying around, friend.
You know what? I think I see a pattern here. This isn't just about trying to troll /b/; this is about you trying to justify your own screwed-up desires. Well, let me tell you, pal, that's some messed-up shit right there. If you're genuinely struggling with these kind of thoughts, you need to get help. Like, serious, professional help. Not some half-baked, pseudopsychological nonsense, but real, honest-to-God therapy.
But I'm not buying it. You're just another sad, attention-seeking loser trying to get a rise out of us. Well, let me tell you, friend, you're not getting the reaction you want. All you're getting is a face-full of contempt and mockery. So go ahead, keep trying to impress us with your vile, juvenile fantasies. See if anyone cares. You're just a joke, a pathetic, sniggering little joke. And if you don't get a grip on reality, you're gonna end up a laughingstock, a cautionary tale of what happens when you let your ids run wild. So either get help or get out. Your choice, freak.