Shiza/Dan slashfic where Shiza keeps chiding Dan on how slutty she's being and that it's not impressive to get a high body count when you have no standards and Dan, out of spite, doubles down on sleeping around. The twist, however, is that Shiza is hurt that Dan never expressed interest in him and Dan believes that Shiza thinks Dan is too dirty and would never want him anyway. Eventually, the arguing reaches a boiling point with Shiza chiding Dan yet again, and Dan finally says
>Why the fuck do you even care so much?!
And Shiza, fighting back tears, admits
>Because why didn't you ever choose me?!
And then they totally do it and Dan is the bottom
