>>520488342
>>realize this wasn't meant to be a harrowing war movie
>>it wasn't meant to be a realistic display of war
>>it didn't even approximate a true story
>>it was just the jewish director's goyim gore porn
>>it was just a jew's power fantasy of goyim butchering eachother
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I just realized that trump is the anti-christ
Literally the opposite of christ in every way
Thank god for the imminent nuclear rapture
Literally the opposite of christ in every way
Thank god for the imminent nuclear rapture
Jesus: "Daddy!!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."
Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"
Roman centurion: "lol wtf."
Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"
*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*
Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."
*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*
Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"
*Time passes.*
*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*
Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"
*Romans ignore Jesus.*
Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"
*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood as well as shit and piss, covering the centurion.*
Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"
Jesus: "OW BITCH THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!! NOW TAKE MY PEEPEE POOPOO!!!"
Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"
*Jesus dies before he can.*
Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."
Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."
Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"
Roman centurion: "lol wtf."
Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"
*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*
Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."
*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*
Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"
*Time passes.*
*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*
Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"
*Romans ignore Jesus.*
Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"
*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood as well as shit and piss, covering the centurion.*
Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"
Jesus: "OW BITCH THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!! NOW TAKE MY PEEPEE POOPOO!!!"
Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"
*Jesus dies before he can.*
Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."
Jesus: "Daddy!!!!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."
Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"
Roman centurion: "lol wtf."
Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"
*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*
Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."
*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*
Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"
*Time passes.*
*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*
Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"
*Romans ignore Jesus.*
Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"
*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood as well as shit and piss, covering the centurion.*
Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"
Jesus: "OW BITCH THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!! NOW TAKE MY PEEPEE POOPOO!!!"
Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"
*Jesus dies before he can.*
Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."
Roman centurion: *muttering under breath* "Omg stfu."
Jesus: "DADDY!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?????!!!"
Roman centurion: "lol wtf."
Jesus: "UH EXCUSE ME ROMANS!!! I'M THIRSTY UP HERE!!!!!"
*Romans kind of just pokerface for a second before one of them laughs and decides to humor the odd request.*
Roman centurion: "Here you go faggot. Hope this shuts you up for a while. Suck on this lol."
*Jesus sucks the sponge full of sour vinegar. His mouth is adept to sucking things so it works out well.*
Jesus: "Ahh that's better. Thanks guys!"
*Time passes.*
*Roman soldiers start gambling over Jesus' robe because it doesn't have any seams.*
Jesus: H-hey excuse me!! Uh, excuse me!!! That's not yours it's mine!!!"
*Romans ignore Jesus.*
Jesus: "This is boring!!!! DAD!!!! DADDY!!!!!!"
Roman centurion: "Fuck this!"
*Roman centurion goes over and spears Jesus in the side. Out gushes water and blood as well as shit and piss, covering the centurion.*
Roman centurion: "OH GODDAMNIT!!!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!!!!!"
Jesus: "OW BITCH THAT FUCKING HURT WTFFFFF!!!! NOW TAKE MY PEEPEE POOPOO!!!"
Roman centurion: "Goddamnit I'm gonna break this asshole's legs!!!"
*Jesus dies before he can.*
Roman centurion: "Goddamn slippery ass Jew."