>Be me
>Retarded faggot
>At school
>Anon could you stand up and tell the class a fact about you
>Stupid fucking bitch
>Fine
>Stand up
>Clear throat
>Crack neck
>Crack fingers
>Take huge breath
>Scream "I AM A RETARDED FAGGOT!!!!!!!!"
>Everyone shocked
>They don't know how to process it
>I sit down, vindicated and victorious
It really is that easy

Guess we'll just memory hole the Ashkenazi jew that ran into the crowd yelling "shoot me!" so the actual assassin could get away

She will pay.